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Die
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Die is the undergo of the word death, which is the act of ending one's life. When a YouTube Poop character dies, they are temporarily moved to the Pit (this is why Ganon can come back so many times). If you have eaten enough green mushrooms, you can continue from a save point.
DIE also happens to be Ganon's favorite word. In Link: Faces of Evil, Ganon gives Link an offer, should he refuse, Link will DIE. In Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon, Zelda brings light to Ganon's lair, and Zelda must DIE as a punishment.
People Who Have Tried To DIE!
- Link - See Above
- Zelda - See Above
- Mario - Stone Luigi threw a stone football at him
- Emo Luigi - See Article.
- You - YouTube Poopers (and poop watchers) have been known to be very suicidal
- Team Fortress 2 Characters - People have guns and rocket lawn-chairs. What do you expect?
- Gaara - Emo
- Larry Koopa - Jumped off the Capitol Records Bldg as a result of being harassed for his hair
- Morton Koopa Jr. - Tried to hang himself because King Koopa disowned him, but failed.
- Sasuke Uchiha - Attempted to kill himself via an experiment involving Tattoos, amputated duck feet and lip stick. While this failed, it did lead to the creation of Slightly Pissed Off Sasuke
- Geese Howard - Owing to the hundreds of times he's thrown himself off skyscrapers every time he has lost a fight.
- Gilligan - He fucks up everything not only out at sea, but also in outer space.
- Robotnik - Everyone wants to touch his PINGAS. (Also hates his overly huge as fuck fanbase, which he believes are pure retards.)
- Me
- Pikachu - He almost died in the 12th movie, but Mr. Goody Goody just HAD to save him.
- Shadow the Hedgehog - Expended all of his power and fell to Earth. His giant fanbase saved him.
- Anyone who takes drugs (At least, according to Captain Lou Albano, for he believes that if you do drugs, you'll go to Hell before you die.).
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People Who Have DIEd!
- Ganon - Sent various times into the Pit
- Ganondorf - Same here.
- Fat Mario - Took his own life to save 2/3 of the world population. Died again in the explosion of his hideout, along with Edd.
- Edd - See Fat Mario's second death.
- Duke Onkled - Killed by King Harkinian after contracting AIDS.
- Black Shadow- Killed by a Falcon Punch thrown by none other than Captain Falcon.
- Goku - Killed many times
- Krillin - Killed even more often than Goku.
- Frollo - Fell into the fiery pit
- Broly
- Aeris/Aerith (spoilers lol)
- Ass Ketchup - Voice actor change killed him off.
- Celebi - Revived by a bunch of other Celebis.
- Latios
- Lucario
- Mother Brain - Killed by
Samus Aranthe Nostalgia Critic. (He's awesome.) (CAPTAIN N: THE GAME MASTER!!) - Darth Vader
- Shadow the Hedgehog - Was killed by Captain Falcon permanently by the almighty Falcon Punch.
- Princess Sally Acorn - Killed by the combined efforts of the Angry Video Game Nerd & The Terminator, but has recently resurfaced.
- Carmen - Killed by God Rabbit.
- Shao - Also killed by God Rabbit.
- Mama Luigi - Killed many times but (s)he always comes back to life without going to the pit, which, of course, BURRRRRRRRRRNS!
The Tourettes Guy :(:)- Scatman John :(
- Scatman Crothers :(
- The Angry Video Game Nerd - Died by touching his own fucking door at the end of his review for Dragon's Lair for the NES.
- The Nostalgia Critic - Lots & lots of times actually.
- The Irate Gamer's evil twin brother.
- GasmaskAvenger - Killed by The Terminator, but unlike Sally, returned immediately afterwards to resume making Youtube Poops
- King Harkinian - Died many times due to alcohol intoxication
- Optimus Prime - Severely injured in a battle with Megatron; partly Hot Rod's fault. Perceptor deemed the wounds as fatal, so Prime passed on the Matrix, leading to his death. He came back to life near the end of the third season.
- Ultra Magnus - Blown to bits by Galvatron. Rebuilt by Wreck-Gar with a 90-day warranty.
- Bumblebee, Jazz, and Grimlock - Killed by Starscream. They were rebuilt as Pretenders.
- Master Asia - killed by Domon Kasshu
- Goronu - BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNT to death.
- Lupay - Psychic attack reflected at her.
- LadyDevimon - Killed twice by the Digidestines, but has returned & is still around to this date
- Hektad - Melted after Zelda killed him with an energy blast from her sword. Zelda thinks it is GOOD that Hektad is dead.
- Jafar
- Kurt Cobain
- Uctions
- Anti-Uctions
- Miyuki-Chan
- Vegeta - Died twice
- Yamcha - Also died twice
- Gangstanam - (And various aliases) But he continues to reincarnate and be stupid
- Gaston - Was thrown into the Pit
- Cruella de Vil - Died of lung cancer in spite of Mario's warning
- Spy - Always killed by a Sniper
- Cliff Burton of Metallica
- Kurt Cobain of Nirvana
- Gohan
- Gwonam - He crashed his magic carpet into a fireworks factory while smoking weed.
- Lex Luthor - killed several times (by Arnold Schwarzenegger, by "MOM. MOM!", by Professor X, by Conan O'Brien, by Freddy Krueger, and most recently by the Terminator), but has always returned back to life (either thanks to God Rabbit in a few cases or thanks to his awesome power of WRONG!) and is still around.
- Superman - died once, but has returned and is still around.
- The Joker
- Heath Ledger (Suicide)
- Cesar Romero
- James McCloud - Killed by a black hole.
- Bowser Jr. - Committed suicide. His suicide made Emo Luigi even more emo, as he always fails, yet Jr. succeeds in suicide.
- Professor X - killed by Magneto
- Don Patch - Once, but he came back to life.
- That guy from Two Stupid Dogs - killed by Lex Luthor while in Super Lex Luthor mode.
- Anybody at the Coney Island Disco Palace when The Jonas Brothers or Hannah Montana played.
- Countless victims of the Dinner War (including Mama Luigi)
- Jesus Christ
- Mike Tyson's four year old daughter.
- Michael Jackson - Proof that we can't have nice things, or nice people. :(
- Billy Mays :(
- Wendy Breezy - Killed by a demon meteor. It was the best day ever.
- Dry Bones - Drank too much in 1955, when he was named Karon, and died of alcohol poinsoning AND liver failure at age 69. Was revived in 1976 by Wizardheimer.
- Apollo Creed - Was killed by Ivan Drago.
- The dude that the song "Detroit Rock City" is based off of - Killed by an oncoming truck in 1976.
- All Xbox 360's
- Jimi Hendrix
- Cosmo
- Black Shadow - Falcon Punched.
- Keiichi Maebara (many times)
- Mion Sonozaki (also many times)
- M. Bison - Akuma sent him to hell, even though he came back.
- Raul Julia
- Go Hibiki - Killed by Sagat.
- Lucy's dad in Elite Beat Agents
- Captain Lou Albano - At least he didn't go to hell before he died. :(
- Mr. Freeze - Batman killed him.
- The first King - Killed by Ogre.
- The first Armour King - Killed by Craig Marduk.
- Iris - Her death led for Zero to question what he was fighting for.
- Zero - Died at the end of Mega Man X5. Like Shadow, his fanbase brought him back to life.
- That Guy - Killed by That Man.
- Everyone in this category.
People Who Can't DIE!
- Haruhi Suzumiya
- All the characters in Team Fortress 2 Except the Spy - (They just keep respawning unless you change to a spy)
- Metal Tororo - He's invincible to everything, except robotic clones of the real thing, which only deals 0.00000000000000000000000000000...1 (note the elipsis to show that it keeps on going and going and going) damage.
- Liquid Snake
- Turok
- Bond; James Bond
- Captain Falcon
- Dick Clark
- Hulk Hogan (Though he can retire.)
- The Ultimate Warrior (See Hulk Hogan.)
- Phil Harnage
- Weegee
- Malleo
- Fortran
- Austin Powers
- Dracula (So much for "Vampire Killer"...)
- Death (Have you ever seen anyone kill the grim reaper, really?)
- The Pope (You can't kill The Pope!)
RobotnikDr. Robotnik got killed by The Nostalgia Critic once, along with Sonic The Hedgehog, Tails, Scratch (But not Grounder for some strange reason.), and the entire fucking world of Mobius. (Jesus Christ!!!)- Anybody who touches a Starman, but only for a brief period of time.
- The Terminator (If you kill him, he'll simply return back to his time in the future, from which he can at anytime come back to the present.)
- Starscream (His ghost always comes back to take over a new body.)
The I/ article on this Chewiki.Is now dead. :D- Mr. Sandman (He's strong enough to knock-out death itself, as well as anyone that tries to kill him. Infact, if he does get knocked out, he'll be back on his feet in ten minutes tops.)
- Jason Voorhees - Got killed multiple times, yet he ends up returning anyway.
- Jesus Christ (Even though he was put on a cross, he came back.)
People Who Are Going To Die
- Everybody, sooner or later.
- You when you find out somebody that loves you just died.
- You when you find out somebody loves you.
- CoolKirby113
- Cammy
- Shattered Glass Optimus Prime
- Old Snake
- The Maximals (At least according to Rattrap.)
- Tyrannosaurus Alan (Come on... he's a dinosaur.)
- All of the Food Loving King's minions. (He knows when they die by saying "Dying met! He met! He met!")
Trivia
- A really retarded way of using DIE is if you only have one out of the two or more dice that you have. (An example of using it is "Let's play Dungeons & Dragons by using only this one DIE.")
- Another way of saying die is when you're being all fancy like for saying words like deceased, decayed, blown up, and other stuff like that.
- You lost another loan to DIEtech.
- 4Kids Entertainment hates it when people DIE.
- When you're sick, you might have DIEarrhea, especially if it's a bad case of it.
- Duke Onkled has a DIEner.
- There is a Greek goddess named AphroDIEtie.
- Eyes and vaginas can be DIElated.
- Hydrogen, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Fluorine, Chlorine, Bromine, and Iodine are all DIEatomic elements.
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- To color things like easter eggs you can use DIE.
- If you're fat you should go on a DIEt.
- You need DIEtary Fibre when you've got constipation.
- DIEnamite is explosive.
- The hardest substance is DIEmond.
- Link: Faces of Evil takes place in KoriDIE.
- There is a Pokemon attack called DIEnamic Punch.
- There are DIEnosaurs in Jurassic Park.
- In the X-Men arcade game, Magneto will want to welcome the X-Men to DIE!!!
- A DIEagram displays information as a visual media.
- If you have the hiccups, it means your DIEaphragm is twitching.
- If the Terminator says to you "Hasta la vista, baby", then you will most surely DIE.
- You ARE dead! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
- There are James Bond movies called Live and Let DIE, Tomorrow Never DIEs, DIEmonds Are Forever, and DIE Another Day.
- When you DIE, you cross the River Styx to get to The Pit. While you cross the river, you will hear songs by the band Styx in the background.
- SKATE OR DIE!!!!!!!!!
- When you smoot someone in their moment of glory, you must be DIE.
- Don't eat Chowder's burple nurples or you will DIE.
- Failure makes Dr. Evil angry. And when Dr. Evil is angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE!
- Freddy Krueger will make sure you DIE in your dreams and in real life at the same time.
- Die in German means "the". Go figure, right?
- Metallica likes mentioning death and DIEing.
- Patrick Henry either wants liberty, or to DIE.
- Spartans, tonight we DIEne in Hell!
- The tickets are now DIEing!
- Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone DIEd! The End.