From Chewiki Archive - YouChew: 1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
Larry "Cheatsy" Koopa is one of King Koopa's sons.
You know it's Larry if he's...
- Plotting Mario and Luigi's downfall.
- Telling Monty Moles to stand there.
- Hanging out with a Koopa with a
pinkpurple shell with sunglasses named Roy Koopa.
- He is a poseur.
- His erection lasts more than 4 hours.
- Humping football players.
- Raping the floor.
- Saying "Cum" over and over.
- Gushing about his shiny eyelids.
- The Mario Brothers
- John Lennon
- Some grandma
- The Princess
- The Cave People
- Bowser Jr
- Communists (much to Lemmy's dismay)
- The fact that he wasn't in any Mario sports game but Monty Mole was.
- King Koopa
- Ludwig Von Koopa
- Adolf Hitler
- Benito Mussolini
- The National Social German Worker's Party
- Shigeru Miyamoto enough to be in New Super Mario Bros. Wii.
- Let's just say everyone else and call it a day
- The cheatsy life is lots of fun. LOTS OF FUN.
- His cum apprently looks and feels like snow.
- He claims that he can lick his elbow. This has not yet been proven.
- He appears to have been working with Adolf Hitler.
- He is the Emperor of Eavesdropping, a title he obtained in 1984 at the age of 4, after the previous Emperor of Eavesdropping died of unknown causes.
- Larry's orgasm can cause an earthquake. This has been proven by the OCA (Orgasmic Cum Association).
- He has lung cancer and Prostate Cancer, as well as bladder control problems.
- He is a reincarnated Hauptsturmführer (Captain) of the SS that was hanged at the end of WWII by Polish troops.
- Is currently a follower of the Yoshi regime.
- If the regime takes power, he shall have the position of First Lord of the Treasury.
- Owner of the Chillton Hotel, which is built in a mine full of ice.
- Has been accused of raping The Princess at his Koopa Hotel (The Chilton Hotel). But come on, who wouldn't want to rape her?
- He once saw his sister, Wendy O. having sex with Casanova Koopa. He is currently in therapy because of it.
- His favourite class in Team Fortress 2 is the Spy.
- He can't tell the difference between Luigi and Weegee.
- Owns the Electrodrome, an electronic dance club.
- AT LAST! My time has come!
- That's a relief...if it was pesky plumbers, we'd REALLY be in trouble.
- I am the emperor of eavesdropping!
- Don't just help him! STAND THERE!
- GET HIM DOWN!! NOW!!!
- You think those Dodos would've learned from me!
- The only way you guys are gonna save the egg is by shopping at the Koopamart!
- Take these prisoners to the dungeon, while we decide what to do with Mr. Koopa's Neighborhood.