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Kiss
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A kiss is when the lips touch a part of the body. That is to show affection to someone, especially if both the giver's lips and the receiver's lips touch each other. It is written, Link is the best kisser in Hyrule; but surprisingly, Gian is the best kisser in Japan.
It is also a band that was born in the '70s that still exists as of today.
In addition to that, it is the title of an awesome song by Prince & the Revolution.
People Who Kiss[edit]
- Link
- Sonic The Hedgehog
- Tails
- Zelda (On rare occasions.)
- Princess Peach
- Mario
- Luigi
- Mama Luigi
- Gay Luigi
- Knuckles
- Chun-Li
- Mai Shiranui
- Katy Perry
- Nagi Sanzenin (Kissed Hayate on the cheek to make up for him walking in on her in the bath. She regretted it soon after.)
- Patrick Star (Loves to kiss pickles. That is not an innuendo, I swear.)
- Rouge the Bat
- Wreck-Gar
- Starfire (To learn new languages. Sure...)
- No one from the Punch-Out!! games. (Except for maybe Disco Kid.)
People Who Kiss Pussy (Yes, You Can Do That.)[edit]
- Everyone except for gay men, straight women, and asexual people.
People Who Kiss Penis...[edit]
- Gay men, bisexual people, and straight women.
People Who Kiss On The Lips[edit]
- ...Figure it out.
