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Shadow the Hedgehog

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Totally hardcore angst rebel punk badass motherfucker

Name: Shadow the Hedgehog
DOB: 1937 (age 84–85)(Cryogenicly frozen for a while, physical age is around 50)
Nationality: English
Played By: David Humphrey, Jason Anthony Griffith, Kirk Thornton, Koji Yusa

WHO THE FUCK IS HE?!

Shadow is a black and red hedgehog with a sketchy past, supposedly created by Professor Gerald as the ultimate life form, though there are rumors that SEGA created him from spliced Sonic DNA. He enjoys shooting things, riding motorcycles, bitching about some girl named "MARIAAAAAAAAA", running around carnivals trying to find "that DAMN fourth Chaos Emerald", sending people straight to hell, and skating with his shoes. He does not enjoy fanart of him banging Rouge, Sonic, Knuckles, fangirls, or Mudkips (sadly), and having to shoot Mudkips when someone browses for porn on the web. He also loves swearing, which is hilarious coming from a black/red cartoon hedgehog with chest hair.

Reception

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BOO!!!

BOW YOUR HEADS LOW, ALL HAIL SHADOW!
~One half of the Sonic fandom.

KILL THAT BASTARD SHADOW.
~The other half.

Quotes

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I am Shadow the Hedgehog. Since you were so kind to release me, MY MASTER... I will grant you one wish.

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I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I am the world's ultimate life form. There's no time for games... farewell!

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I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I've left the past behind me. No one can tell me what to do now! I will destroy you, Black Doom!

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I'm Shadow. Shadow the Hedgehog.

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Who are you, and how do you know my name?

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Disappear!

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Stay here.

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You have no control over me, Black Doom. I now understand why I am here. I made a promise and I'm here to keep it. Today, I put my past behind me.

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Shadow once had a heartbreaking goodbye with Shrek.
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If you fuck with him he'll send you straight to hell!
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Goodbye forever... Shadow the Hedgehog.

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Where's that DAMN fourth Chaos Emerald?

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Damn you! Ugh!

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Damn, not here!

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Damn it!!

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With the power of these emeralds, I'm going to destroy this damn planet!

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Yes, doctor... you will regret ever having created me... you're going straight to hell!

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I'm Shadow the Hedgehog... and now... I am the most powerful hedgehog in the world!

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Goodbye, Doctor.

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Not you again!

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You scum! You're going down!

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Black Doom! Your reign ends here, and it ends NOW!

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MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Chaos Spear!!

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Leave them. It's better.

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You fixed yourself a certain mission. You must survive to accomplish it someday.

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Good if you don't.

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She did not belong to the past. She continued to look toward the future.

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I hear you and it's whenever you want!

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We really do look alike. It's uncanny.

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You traitor!

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Faker!? I think YOU'RE the fake hedgehog around here!

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As you wish.

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CHAOS...BLAST!

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Yes, but that alone is insufficient.

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DON'T TOUCH IT!

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CHAOS CONTROL!!!

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This is who I am!

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Die Hard with a hedgehog.

Likes

  • Firearms
  • Katanas
  • Motorbikes
  • Torturing Sonic
  • Saying DAMN!
  • Granting wishes
  • Maria

Dislikes

Trivia

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  • dreamcastboy99filmz is a fan of his.
  • His father is an evil alien leader.
  • He WILL NOT bring sexy back.
  • His long lost evil crystal twin from 10 years ago killed Sonic, which is something Robothead could not do his whole life.
  • He keeps losing his iPod.
  • Likes kicking the white hedgehog in the head.
  • He has a severe case of paranoia.
  • Despite rumors of his being gay, as well as his fans saying he's straight due to Maria, he's actually bisexual. Deal with it.
  • Shadow can fix computers by chopping them as hard as he can. The reason why the computer doesn't break down after that is because computers are magic.
  • He got his own game, and it's a riot.
  • THIS IS WHO I AM!