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Goku as a kid and adult.

Name: Son Goku/Kakarot
Age: 12 (DB), 40s (GT)
Played By: Sean Schemmel, Ian James Corlett, Peter Kelamis, Kirby Morrow, (adult) Stephanie Nadolny, Colleen Clinkenbeard, Saffron Henderson, (kid) Masako Nozawa (both)

Goku is the main character from the YouTube Poop source, Dragon Ball Z.

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The power is within him.


Dragon Ball[edit]

Goku as a child

A Saiyan child sent to earth, found and raised by the sage Gohan. Gohan named the child Goku, and although he was wild at first, an accident where the frenzied child fell and bumped his head turned him into a friendly and peaceful child. At one point, a young Goku glared upon the full moon and transformed into a giant ape known as an Oozaru. In his uncontrollable state, Gohan is killed and the young Goku is left isolated.

Alone, Goku became a fearless and chivalrous young boy who would help those in need and in effect live a life of adventure. He trains under the turtle hermit Master Roshi and becomes a powerful fighter. His earlier achievements involve second place in his first attempt at participating in the Budokai tournament, losing to his master in the finals, and eliminating a corrupted organization known as the Red Ribbon Army. Goku enters the Budokai tournament again, again achieving second place.

Immediately after the tournament, Goku meets his first archnemesis; the Great Demon King Piccolo. Through force of will over the deaths of many of his friends, Goku eventually overcomes Piccolo and saves the world from his tyranny. He later learns of the Demon King's son, Piccolo Junior, who wanted to kill Goku and avenge his father. Goku and Piccolo Junior fight in the finals of the third Budokai tournament, where Goku is victorious and claims his first triumph at the competition. He spares Piccolo however, knowing that he brought out the best of him, much to everyone else's dismay.

The Saiyan Saga[edit]

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Goku after being defeated by Vegeta.

Years later, the Saiyan Raditz comes to earth and reveals that he is Goku's brother, revealing Goku's true heritage as one of a dying race of space pirates. Raditz is eventually killed by Piccolo, but Goku sacrificed his own life to ensure that Piccolo did not miss. By this time, Goku had a son who he named Gohan after the man who raised him. Goku was dead, but his friends promised to bring him back to life using the Dragonballs.

Goku returns more powerful than before after training in the afterlife. He defeats the Saiyan Nappa, and then the Saiyan Prince Vegeta. Vegeta is spared however, and escapes the planet alive.

The Frieza Saga[edit]

Later, the protagonists decide to chase Vegeta back to the Planet Namek, Piccolo's birth planet, where they find themselves fighting alongside both the reformed Piccolo and Vegeta against the power hungry planet destroyer Frieza. Goku is sleeping, training, or on his way there, leaving everyone else to fight the extremely flamboyant Ginyu Force. Then he arrives in the nick of time just so he can beat up Recoome. In the end, Goku transforms into a Super Saiyan and defeats Frieza, seemingly dying in the planet's explosion as his friends return to earth.

The Cell Saga[edit]

Goku returns however to find that his friends have been warned of coming androids. Goku spends most of the battle against the androids recovering from a virus, but upon his recovery, he finds that the androids have been absorbed by a more evil android called Cell. Cell runs a tournament in which Goku and all his friends, including the now reformed Vegeta, participate in. Goku loses his fight with Cell, but then tells his son Gohan to fight Cell instead. When Gohan's inner rage pushes him to the level of Super Saiyan 2, he defeats Cell.

The cunning android would not be defeated so easily however. He threatened to self-destruct himself and take the whole planet with him. Goku takes action once again, teleporting both Cell and himself to King Kai's secluded planet in the other world, sacrificing himself to save the planet.

Although Cell regenerated following the explosion, he is eventually defeated by Gohan.

The Buu Saga[edit]

Super Saiyan 3

During the rise of a powerful creature called Majin Buu, Goku is returned to life once again. By this time he has conceived a son (or clone as many suspect) named Goten, and has achieved the level of Super Saiyan 3. To defeat Buu however he is forced to fuse with long time rival Vegeta, becoming Vegito. The two saiyans together dominate Buu, but eventually their fusion is broken during a trip inside Buu to save their captured friends, but Vegeta managed to return Buu to a primal wilder yet weaker state.

The wilder Buu immediately destroys the planet without warning. Goku and Vegeta eventually fight Buu again on the planet of the Kais after using the Namekian Dragonballs to revive the earth and its people, and although both are individually defeated by the creature, Vegeta formulates a plan for Goku to create a spirit bomb containing the energies of all the people of the newly revived earth, whilst Vegeta distracted Buu. The plan was successful, and thus Buu was defeated and earth saved for the last time in canon Dragonball history (that's right folks, I can confirm that GT and all after it are NOT canon).

Battle of Gods[edit]

One day, a God of Destruction called Beerus woke up and went to earth because he dreamt of a Super Saiyan God. Long story short, Goku was that very thing. So they fought and believe it or not, Goku lost for a change! But Beerus spared the earth because the food was good.

Resurrection F[edit]

Some jerks resurrected Frieza who trained for Four months before going to Earth for revenge. But Goku and Vegeta showed up and showed off new super Saiyan God forms that Super Saiyan hairdos. Yet Frieza's shortass training not only gave him a new gold paint job but enough level ups to fight with Goku until he got tired. So Goku let Vegeta play...and Frieza blew up earth.

So Goku asked Whis to use time rewind to suck all the tension out of the movie so he could kill Frieza and all was well. THE END.

Universe 6[edit]

Beerus had a brother who was a total douche and they had a tournament to see who'd get a collection of Dragon Balls that were just stupid huge. Goku took part and beat a bootleg Winnie the Pooh but got cheaped out by a bootleg Frieza's hidden poison bullshit...only to be let back in when Frost got found out. Then he fought Hit, a time-skipping hitman (OH I GET IT) and revealed Kaioken was actually still useful and was always still useful by mixing it with Super Saiyan Blue in an admittedly awesome scene.


Future Trunks came back! And his future's screwed over again by...another evil Goku though at least this guy is canon. Also there's a rogue Supreme Kai named Zamasu, plotting to kill every mortal everywhere because fuck mortals and their mortalness. Goku could barely keep up with Goku Black because unlike Goku Black, the other man wasn't Black. Then it turned out Goku Black was another Zamasu that bodyswapped with Goku and he and Zamasu fuse into an uber god type, forcing Goku and Vegeta to fuse into Vegito. It worked until it didn't.

Then Future Trunks killed Zamasu and everything was- nah nevermind Zamasu became the universe or something and Zeno wiped out the whole timeline in ending they inexplicably framed as happy.

Tournament of Power[edit]

Goku got the bright idea to host a big tournament with all the universes, so the Zenos made it so that the losing unvierses got fucking destroyed. Whoops. Also Goku learned another new form that once again just changed his hair colour, this time to white. Apparently its called Ultra Instinct or something. Also Goku beat up a whole ton of jobbers, fought a fused Saiyan chick with amazingly hot abs and...actually kinda got a train ran on him by Jiren, a buff asshole who's exactly as edgy as Sasuke Uchiha[ and we are not kidding.

But its okay because Goku let Frieza join his party! No really!


Broly was made canon and an actual character now instead of some muscleheaded manchild. And he was powerful enough to annoy Blue Goku until he and Vegeta fused to finally make Gogeta canon. But since this Broly was a good guy Gogeta wasn't bothered when Broly's girlfriend teleported him away to safety.


Hey did you know Dr. Gero had a smokin' hot wife? And she turned into Buu but really smokin' hot? But then she made a bunch of evil clones of guys like Goku and let off some weird waves that depowered people and some soul stand in for the player briefly possessed Goku. It was real weird but made for an awesome game.

Where is he now?[edit]

Since then, Goku has been training a black kid named Uub (gee what a creative name) to be his successor. Because, you know. Saving the universe gets boring after a while.



  • Food
  • Fighting
  • Super Famicom
  • Gohan
  • Chi Chi
    • When Chi Chi gives him the "mouth present"
  • Bulma
  • Krillin
  • Do I really need to list all of Goku's bum chums?
    • No.
      • 'kay.
        • Wanna get something to eat?
          • Sure


  • Anyone who harms his friends
  • Needles
  • That obnoxious prick, Radock
  • Losing at Super Famicom games.
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One of Goku's latest actions.


  • Is terrified of needles.
  • Goku's power level in the Saiyan Saga was over 9000. Since then, it's got to be in the billions or something.
  • Is often compared to Superman. Therefore, needles are Goku's kryptonite.
  • Wanted to join Vegeta in a hole that apparently led him into a place surrounded by gumdrops and ice cream.
  • At first, Goku was the only Super Saiyan. Now, everybody and their brothers, even Goten, Trunks, Sonic, Shadow and Knuckles are Super Saiyans.


  • I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth. Ally to good! Nightmare to you!
  • This is a Super Saiyan. And this... is what is known as a Super Saiyan that has ascended beyond a Super Saiyan. Or, you can just call it Super Saiyan 2.
  • Sorry to keep you waiting.
  • I am a Saiyan! From Earth!
  • For all of the people you've killed, as well as the Nameks you've destroyed... I AM GOING TO BEAT YOU!
  • This time you're going to pay! FRIEZA!
  • I'm quitting.
  • It's your balls, Bulma! They're gone!
  • Seems like you were having fun while I was stuck down in hell!
  • I get it! Instead of a tail, you have an extra butt!
  • Kame...
  • Hame...
  • If I won't, who WILL!?
  • Hey, if you want me... you got me!
  • I don't have a brother!
  • I'm angry!
  • Being naked is a natural thing.

Victories and Losses[edit]

This is only one of the reasons why some people don't want to think GT is canon.

People Defeated by Goku[edit]

  • Yamcha (big surprise there)
  • General Blue
  • Mercenary Tao (who then came back as a cyborg)
  • Krillin
  • Tambourine
  • Drum
  • Demon King Piccolo
  • Chi Chi
  • Tien Shinhan
  • Piccolo
  • Nappa
  • Vegeta
  • Burter
  • Recoome
  • Captain Ginyu
  • Frieza
  • Pikkon
  • Super Buu
  • Kid Buu
  • Dr. Wheelo
  • Turles
  • Cooler
  • Broly
  • Android 13
  • Janemba
  • Hirudegarn
  • Baby
  • Super 17
  • The Shadow Dragons
  • Taco Wiz
  • You
  • Cowboy Curtis
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Goku after his unfortunate loss against Count Dracula‎

People who have defeated Goku[edit]

  • Master Roshi
  • Tao Pai Pai
  • Tenshinhan
  • Tambourine
  • Demon King Piccolo
  • Mr Popo
  • Raditz
  • Oozaru Vegeta
  • Captain Ginyu (if you count the fact that he ran off inside Goku's body as a loss)
  • Android 19
  • Cell
  • Kid Buu
  • Beerus
  • Hit
  • Zamasu, basically.
  • Count Dracula
  • Hulk Hogan
  • Dirty Harry
  • Kenshiro
  • Poptarts (they were waaaay too hot. Goku died in screaming agony.)
  • Almost YamiMario, but got K.O.ed by Harry Potter
  • Princess Daisy (Yeah, you can't believe it, but it's true, she can smash Bowser with a single hit)
  • Dan Hibiki
  • Dio Brando