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*[[Duke Onkled]] - Killed by [[King Harkinian]] after contracting AIDS.
 
*[[Duke Onkled]] - Killed by [[King Harkinian]] after contracting AIDS.
 
*[[Black Shadow]]- Killed by a [[Falcon Punch]] thrown by none other than [[Captain Falcon]].
 
*[[Black Shadow]]- Killed by a [[Falcon Punch]] thrown by none other than [[Captain Falcon]].
*[[Sora]] - He first crashed into [[Koridai]] then was killed by Broly
 
 
*[[Goku]] - Killed many times
 
*[[Goku]] - Killed many times
*[[Dio-chan]]
 
*[[Hinata]] - Bison´s Arse attack
 
*[[Neji]]
 
 
*[[Frollo]] - Fell into the fiery [[pit]]
 
*[[Frollo]] - Fell into the fiery [[pit]]
 
*[[Broly]]
 
*[[Broly]]
*Aeris
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*Aeris/Aerith (spoilers lol)
 
*[[Ash Ketchum|Ass Ketchup]] - Voice actor change killed him off.
 
*[[Ash Ketchum|Ass Ketchup]] - Voice actor change killed him off.
 
*Celebi
 
*Celebi
 
*Latios
 
*Latios
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]] - He's died about 5000 times. During his many short lifetimes, Shadow has tried to kill himself numerous times due to the fact that he is an emo. Recently, he was finally killed by [[Captain Falcon]] permanently by the almighty [[Falcon Punch]].
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*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]] - Was killed by [[Captain Falcon]] permanently by the almighty [[Falcon Punch]].
*[[Princess Sally Acorn]]- Killed by the combined efforts of the [[Angry Video Game Nerd]] & The Terminator, but has recently resurfeced
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*[[Princess Sally Acorn]]- Killed by the combined efforts of the [[Angry Video Game Nerd]] & The Terminator, but has recently resurfeced  
*[[Amy Rose]]- Killed twice by Sally Acorn, though some say that both documents were recorded at the same time, thus the authenticity of Amy dying twice is quite unsure 
 
 
*[[Carmen]] - Killed by [[God Rabbit]]
 
*[[Carmen]] - Killed by [[God Rabbit]]
 
*[[Shou]] - Also killed by [[God Rabbit]]
 
*[[Shou]] - Also killed by [[God Rabbit]]
 
*[[Mama Luigi]] - Killed many times but (s)he always comes back to life without going to the pit, which, of course, BURRRRRRRRRRNS!
 
*[[Mama Luigi]] - Killed many times but (s)he always comes back to life without going to the pit, which, of course, BURRRRRRRRRRNS!
*[[Dodongo Dong]] - Read article
 
 
*The [[Tourettes Guy]] :(
 
*The [[Tourettes Guy]] :(
 
*[[Scatman]] John :(
 
*[[Scatman]] John :(
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*[[Cruella de Vil]] - Died of lung cancer in spite of Mario's warning
 
*[[Cruella de Vil]] - Died of lung cancer in spite of Mario's warning
 
*[[Spy]] - Always killed by a [[Sniper]]
 
*[[Spy]] - Always killed by a [[Sniper]]
*[[Jimmy Neutron]] - Never mess with some one with a [[Dinner Blaster]], especially [[Rufufu]].
 
*[[Metal Rufufu]] - Destroyed by [[Metal Tororo]]
 
 
*Cliff Burton of [[Metallica]]
 
*Cliff Burton of [[Metallica]]
 
*Gohan
 
*Gohan
*Henry - Killed by [[Mama Luigi|The Gay Controller]]
 
*[[Animal Fat]] - Died many times (First, he blew up after being pissed on by Bill Gates. Second, after he died he went into the kitchen and stabbed himself in the nose with a spoon. Third, it rained chili. Fourth, he got zapped by Josh. Fifth, he fainted and realized he raped Josh. Fifth, he got flipped in the hair by a mongoose and fell. Sixth, he died from a cheese overdose. Lastly, he got killed during a congraduation ceremony).
 
 
*[[Gwonam]] - He crashed his magic carpet into a fireworks factory while smoking weed.
 
*[[Gwonam]] - He crashed his magic carpet into a fireworks factory while smoking weed.
 
*[[Lex Luthor]] - killed several times (by [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]], by "MOM. MOM!", by Professor X, by [[Conan O'Brien]], by Freddy Krueger, and most recently by the Terminator), but has always returned back to life (either thanks to [[God Rabbit]] in a few cases or thanks to his awesome power of WRONG!) and is still around.
 
*[[Lex Luthor]] - killed several times (by [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]], by "MOM. MOM!", by Professor X, by [[Conan O'Brien]], by Freddy Krueger, and most recently by the Terminator), but has always returned back to life (either thanks to [[God Rabbit]] in a few cases or thanks to his awesome power of WRONG!) and is still around.
 
*[[Superman]] - died once, but has returned and is still around.
 
*[[Superman]] - died once, but has returned and is still around.
 
*[[Joker]]
 
*[[Joker]]
*[[Chuck Norris]] - killed once but has since returned.
 
 
*[[Fox McCloud|James McCloud]] - Killed by a [[ass|black hole]].
 
*[[Fox McCloud|James McCloud]] - Killed by a [[ass|black hole]].
 
*[[Bowser Jr|Bowser Jr.]] - Committed suicide. His suicide made Emo Luigi even more emo, as he always fails, yet Jr. succeeds in suicide.
 
*[[Bowser Jr|Bowser Jr.]] - Committed suicide. His suicide made Emo Luigi even more emo, as he always fails, yet Jr. succeeds in suicide.
*[[Professor X]] - killed twice (once by [[Magneto]], once by Lex Luthor)
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*[[Professor X]] - killed by [[Magneto]]
 
*[[Don Patch]] - Once, but he came back to life.
 
*[[Don Patch]] - Once, but he came back to life.
 
*That guy from [[Two Stupid Dogs]] - killed by [[Lex Luthor]] while in '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXAbeLrIfJE  Super Lex Luthor]''' mode.
 
*That guy from [[Two Stupid Dogs]] - killed by [[Lex Luthor]] while in '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXAbeLrIfJE  Super Lex Luthor]''' mode.
*Anybody at the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] when [[The Jonas Brothers]] or Hannah Monntana played.
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*Anybody at the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] when [[The Jonas Brothers]] or Hannah Montana played.
 
*Countless victims of the [[Dinner]] [[War]] (including [[Mama Luigi]])
 
*Countless victims of the [[Dinner]] [[War]] (including [[Mama Luigi]])
 
*[[Jesus Christ]]
 
*[[Jesus Christ]]
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*[[Batman]]
 
*[[Batman]]
 
*[[Robin]]
 
*[[Robin]]
*[[Joker|The Joker]]
 
 
*Apollo Creed - Was killed by [[Ivan Drago]].
 
*Apollo Creed - Was killed by [[Ivan Drago]].
 
*The dude that the song "[[Kiss|Detroit Rock City]]" is based off of - Killed by an on[[Cum|com]]ing truck in [[America|1976]].
 
*The dude that the song "[[Kiss|Detroit Rock City]]" is based off of - Killed by an on[[Cum|com]]ing truck in [[America|1976]].
 
*[[Xbox 360|All Xbox 360's]]
 
*[[Xbox 360|All Xbox 360's]]
 
*[[Jimi Hendrix]]
 
*[[Jimi Hendrix]]
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*[[M. Bison]] - [[Akuma]] sent him to [[hell]], even though he came back.
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*Go Hibiki - Killed by [[Sagat]].
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*Lucy's dad in ''[[Elite Beat Agents]]''
  
 
==People Who Can't DIE!==
 
==People Who Can't DIE!==
 
 
*[[Haruhi Suzumiya]]
 
*[[Haruhi Suzumiya]]
 
*[[Team Fortress 2|All the characters in Team Fortress 2 Except the Spy]] - (They just keep respawning unless you change to a spy)
 
*[[Team Fortress 2|All the characters in Team Fortress 2 Except the Spy]] - (They just keep respawning unless you change to a spy)
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*Malleo
 
*Malleo
 
*[[Fortran]]
 
*[[Fortran]]
*Austin Powers
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*[[Austin Powers]]
 
*[[Dracula]] (So much for "Vampire Killer"...)
 
*[[Dracula]] (So much for "Vampire Killer"...)
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*Death (Have you ever seen anyone kill the grim reaper, really?)
 
*[[The Pope]] (You Can't Kill The Pope!)
 
*[[The Pope]] (You Can't Kill The Pope!)
 
*<s>[[Robotnik]]</s> Dr. Robotnik got killed by [[Nostalgia Critic|The Nostalgia Critic]] once, along with [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic The Hedgehog]], [[Tails]], [[Scratch]] (But not [[Grounder]] for some strange reason.), and the entire [[fuck]]ing world of [[Mobius]]. ([[Jesus Christ]]!!!)
 
*<s>[[Robotnik]]</s> Dr. Robotnik got killed by [[Nostalgia Critic|The Nostalgia Critic]] once, along with [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic The Hedgehog]], [[Tails]], [[Scratch]] (But not [[Grounder]] for some strange reason.), and the entire [[fuck]]ing world of [[Mobius]]. ([[Jesus Christ]]!!!)
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*There are James Bond movies called Live and Let DIE, Tomorrow Never DIEs, DIEmonds Are Forever, and DIE Another Day.
 
*There are James Bond movies called Live and Let DIE, Tomorrow Never DIEs, DIEmonds Are Forever, and DIE Another Day.
 
*When you DIE, you cross the River [[Styx]] to get to [[The Pit]]. While you cross the river, you will hear songs by the band [[Styx]] in the background.
 
*When you DIE, you cross the River [[Styx]] to get to [[The Pit]]. While you cross the river, you will hear songs by the band [[Styx]] in the background.
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Leon Kennedy DIE!s
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Ganon threatens to make Link DIE!

Die is the undergo of the word death, which is the act of ending one's life. When a YouTube Poop character dies, they are temporarily moved to the pit (this is why Ganon can come back so many times). If you have eaten enough green mushrooms, you can continue from a save point.

DIE also happens to be Ganon's favorite word. In Link: Faces of Evil, Ganon gives Link an offer, should he refuse, Link will DIE. In Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon, Zelda brings light to Ganon's lair, and Zelda must DIE as a punishment.

People Who Have Tried To DIE!

  • Link - See Above
  • Zelda - See Above
  • Mario - Stone Luigi threw a stone football at him
  • Emo Luigi - See Article.
  • You - YouTube Poopers (and poop watchers) have been known to be very suicidal
  • Team Fortress 2 Characters - People have guns and rocket lawn-chairs. What do you expect?
  • Gaara - Emo
  • Cheatsy - Jumped off the Capitol Records Bldg as a result of being harassed for his hair
  • Sasuke - Attempted to kill himself via an experiment involving Tattoos, amputated duck feet and lip stick. While this failed, it did lead to the creation of Slightly Pissed Off Sasuke
  • Geese Howard - Owing to the hundreds of times he's thrown himself off skyscrapers every time he has lost a fight.
  • Gilligan - He fucks up everything not only out at sea, but also in outer space.
  • Robotnik - Everyone wants to touch his PINGAS. (Also hates his overly huge as fuck fanbase, which he believes are pure retards.)
  • Big Cheese - Tried committing seppuku after his impeachment while he was in King Koopa's Coney Island Disco Palace. He failed when Hitler entered the raping chamber (after paying to rape).
  • Me
  • Anyone who takes drugs (At least, according to Captain Lou Albano, for he believes that if you do drugs, you'll go to Hell before you die.).

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People Who Have DIEd!

People Who Can't DIE!

Trivia

  • A really retarded way of using DIE is if you only have one out of the two or more dice that you have. (An example of using it is "Let's play Dungeons & Dragons by using only this one DIE.")
  • Another way of saying die is when you're being all fancy like for saying words like deceased, decayed, blown up, and other stuff like that.
  • 4Kids Entertainment hates it when people DIE.
  • When you're sick, you might have DIEarrhea, especially if it's a bad case of it.
  • Duke Onkled has a DIEner.
  • There is a Greek goddess named AphroDIEtie.
  • Eyes and vaginas can be DIElated.
  • To color things like easter eggs you can use DIE.
  • If you're fat you should go on a DIEt.
  • You need DIEtary Fibre when you've got constipation.
  • DIEnamite is explosive.
  • The hardest substance is DIEmond.
  • Link: Faces of Evil takes place in KoriDIE.
  • There is a Pokemon attack called DIEnamic Punch.
  • There are DIEnosaurs in Jurassic Park.
  • In the X-Men arcade game, Magneto will want to welcome the X-Men to DIE!!!
  • A DIEagram displays information as a visual media.
  • If you have the hiccups, it means your DIEaphragm is twitching.
  • If the Terminator says to you "Hasta la vista, baby", then you will most surely DIE.
  • You are dead! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
  • There are James Bond movies called Live and Let DIE, Tomorrow Never DIEs, DIEmonds Are Forever, and DIE Another Day.
  • When you DIE, you cross the River Styx to get to The Pit. While you cross the river, you will hear songs by the band Styx in the background.