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Die

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Ganon threatens to make Link DIE!

Die is the undergo of the word death, which is the act of ending one's life. When a YouTube Poop character dies, they are temporarily moved to the pit (this is why Ganon can come back so many times). If you have eaten enough green mushrooms, you can continue from a save point.

DIE also happens to be Ganon's favorite word. In Link: Faces of Evil, Ganon gives Link an offer, should he refuse, Link will DIE. In Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon, Zelda brings light to Ganon's lair, and Zelda must DIE as a punishment.

People Who Have Tried To DIE!

  • Link - See Above
  • Zelda - See Above
  • Mario - Stone Luigi threw a stone football at him
  • Emo Luigi - See Article.
  • You - YouTube Poopers (and poop watchers) have been known to be very suicidal
  • Team Fortress 2 Characters - People have guns and rocket lawn-chairs. What do you expect?
  • Gaara - Emo
  • Cheatsy - Jumped off the Capitol Records Bldg as a result of being harassed for his hair
  • Sasuke - Attempted to kill himself via an experiment involving Tattoos, amputated duck feet and lip stick. While this failed, it did lead to the creation of Slightly Pissed Off Sasuke
  • Geese Howard - Owing to the hundreds of times he's thrown himself off skyscrapers every time he has lost a fight.
  • Gilligan - He fucks up everything not only out at sea, but also in outer space.
  • Robotnik - Everyone wants to touch his PINGAS. (Also hates his overly huge as fuck fanbase, which he believes are pure retards.)
  • Big Cheese - Tried committing seppuku after his impeachment while he was in King Koopa's Coney Island Disco Palace. He failed when Hitler entered the raping chamber (after paying to rape).
  • Me
  • Pikachu. - He almost died in the 12th movie, but Mr. Goody Goody just HAD to save him.
  • Anyone who takes drugs (At least, according to Captain Lou Albano, for he believes that if you do drugs, you'll go to Hell before you die.).

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People Who Have DIEd!

Don't you think this is a subliminal message?

People Who Can't DIE!

Mr. Sandman's showing you what the face of Death looks like.
  • Death (Have you ever seen anyone kill the grim reaper, really?)
  • The Pope (You Can't Kill The Pope!)
  • Robotnik Dr. Robotnik got killed by The Nostalgia Critic once, along with Sonic The Hedgehog, Tails, Scratch (But not Grounder for some strange reason.), and the entire fucking world of Mobius. (Jesus Christ!!!)
  • Anybody who touches a Starman, but only for a brief period of time.
  • The Terminator (If you kill him, he'll simply return back to his time in the future, from which he can at anytime come back to the present.)
  • Starscream (His ghost always comes back to take over a new body.)
  • The I/ article on this Chewiki.
  • Mr. Sandman (He's strong enough to knock-out death itself, as well as anyone that tries to kill him. Infact, if he does get knocked out, he'll be back on his in ten minutes tops.)
  • Jesus Christ (Even though he was put on a cross, he came back.)

Trivia

  • A really retarded way of using DIE is if you only have one out of the two or more dice that you have. (An example of using it is "Let's play Dungeons & Dragons by using only this one DIE.")
  • Another way of saying die is when you're being all fancy like for saying words like deceased, decayed, blown up, and other stuff like that.
  • 4Kids Entertainment hates it when people DIE.
  • When you're sick, you might have DIEarrhea, especially if it's a bad case of it.
  • Duke Onkled has a DIEner.
  • There is a Greek goddess named AphroDIEtie.
  • Eyes and vaginas can be DIElated.
  • To color things like easter eggs you can use DIE.
  • If you're fat you should go on a DIEt.
  • You need DIEtary Fibre when you've got constipation.
  • DIEnamite is explosive.
  • The hardest substance is DIEmond.
  • Link: Faces of Evil takes place in KoriDIE.
  • There is a Pokemon attack called DIEnamic Punch.
  • There are DIEnosaurs in Jurassic Park.
  • In the X-Men arcade game, Magneto will want to welcome the X-Men to DIE!!!
  • A DIEagram displays information as a visual media.
  • If you have the hiccups, it means your DIEaphragm is twitching.
  • If the Terminator says to you "Hasta la vista, baby", then you will most surely DIE.
  • You ARE dead! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
  • There are James Bond movies called Live and Let DIE, Tomorrow Never DIEs, DIEmonds Are Forever, and DIE Another Day.
  • When you DIE, you cross the River Styx to get to The Pit. While you cross the river, you will hear songs by the band Styx in the background.
  • SKATE OR DIE!!!!!!!!!
  • Don't eat Chowder's burple nurples or you will DIE.
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