Dr. Robotnik

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Robotnik after having one too many chocolate brains.

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Not Robotnik.

Dr. Ivo Julian Robotnik is a highly popular Youtube Poop character.

He is not to be confused with Dr. Eggman, his evil twin brother from the new-gen Sonic games who resembles Robo Bonanza more than anything.

Career

Robotnik has done many things, among them having created the Robotnik suspender striptease, became Super Robotnik, openly talked about his childhood, tore off his own nose, became the Robotnik sun, saved the pridelands (with a little help from Freakazoid), became Prime Minister, took too much Viagra for currently unknown reasons, piloted a digging machine, became a racist, conquered Canada, led a funtastic treasure hunt, married Bill O'Reilly, possessed King Harkinian's body, traveled through time in search of the All-Powerful Chaos Emeralds, got engulfed in a dust cloud, made his own set of WarioWare Microgames, invented his dick, declared war on Sir Alan Sugar (a few years after he declared war on the Imperial Guard), tried (and failed) to take over Toon Disney, and didn't forget to pull that lever. Lastly, Robotnik is also the owner of Robotnik's emporium. But noone cared so they separated. Sometimes, he makes a living by selling lemonade... poisoned, of course. He once starred in a TV show with Terry Hargon, in which they argued over a letter from Throbbin Screetch. He is also currently the world champion of Tekken 15: Dark Blood Revenge.

Despite the fact that his parents said that he wouldn't amount to anything, Robotnik has had a very successful career, as you can see.

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Dr. Robotnik with his giant hand picking up a giant phone.

Presidential Run

It was announced on October 8th, 2007, that Robotnik would be running for 2008's president of YouTube though an elaborately designed campaign video. No other characters have announced their intentions to run probably except Rudy Larriva, but many are expected to follow suit.

Robotnik won the presidential election by a wide margin in 2008. He plans to run again for the 2010 presidency, and so far it is rumored that Lex Luthor, his long-term rival, will also run against him.

Likes

• Himself
• A bucket of chicken balls.
• His Game Boy
• Travis Touchdown's Beam Katanas
• Fucking With Scratch. (Whether Scratch sucks him orally or Dr. Robotnik does him anally or something similar like that is something that they both don't really matter on.)

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Scratch: Dr. Robotnik's current love.

• The Muppet Babies
• Eating a wagon wheel
• Going out, out, out the door
• Strawberry Shortcuts
• You
• Porn
• The KKK
• Satan
• Sprite
• His special Super Robotnik form.
• Putting out the Bushroot.
• His Pingas
• Soda Popinski/Vodka Drunkenski
• Sodomy

Him telling his cronies what he currently has.

• Getting Richer
• Being a super genius.
• Having inventions that actually work.
• Blood
• Me (Especially if the "me" voted for him.)]
• Fat Bastard, his best friend.
• Racism
• Eggs
• Tacos
• Lucinda
• Darkwing Yak
• Rock TV
• Channel DDD
• His bones
• Himself

Dislikes

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Dr. Robotnik answering Scratch and Grounder's question about them having gay sex together.

• THAT HEDGEHOG
• Mama Luigi
• Mario
• When he loses to Froggo over a bucket of KFC.
• "That Chimpanzee"
• Masahiro Sakurai (He lied to Robotnik that he was going to be in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.)
• Da Bears
• Clowns
• Snakes
• An alligator who chased him once.
• Spot The Chicken
• Dipstick
• 71519
• Face
• Not being able to say the N-word.
• Action 52 & The Cheetahmen (But who doesn't?)
• Animal Soccer World & everything Phoenix Games has ever touched.
• Pickle Surprise
• Every single rebel on Mobius. He wants them all blasted out of existence.
• King Harkinian
• Some Cornflakes

PINGAS!!!

• The House of The Dead: Overkill
• His evil twin Dr. Eggman.
• Jesus Christ
• Smirking Bitch
• Those queermos on the Disney Channel.
• 4Kids
• Trixie Tang
• The Children's Television Workshop
• SpongeBob SquarePants
• High Voltage Software (They're ruining his plan to make the Nintendo Wii look like a piece of shit by making shovelware type of games. To think that this is all because Masahiro Sakurai didn't put him in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Now that's sad don't you think?)
• Robotnikclaus, his archrival.
• Shigeru Miyamoto

Skills

The infamous picture used for the Youtube Poop meme called "This Video Contains Win!!!"

Robotnik can use adjectives in his sentences very skillfully. He is also a top notch screamer and inventor, his robots Grounder and Scratch in particular, which he created to kiss his penis. His large nose gives him a keen sense of smell, especially when there's KFC nearby.

Robotnik is also known for his dynamic, flexible face which can contort itself in unlimited ways, often defying physics. This was caused after he accepted a part of the Gum-Gum Fruit, offered by Luffy. He has been known to have uncontrollable fits of laughter.

In the GOTY Award winning game Super Robotnik Land he has been seen using his penis to kill Sonic The Hedgehog (See Video Above), however whether this skill is as powerful in reality is yet to be proven.

He also has the power to give promotions. So far, very few have been able to get promotions from him.

Apparently he can blink but it's hard to notice.

His giant ass is so huge that he has to buy custom-built chairs and toilets. His dumps are so enormous that his plumbing pipes must be at least 12 feet wide to avoid clogs.

He can eat and carry 300 pounds of ham.

Gossip

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Robotnik while watching gay porn.

• It is rumored that Scratch has an obsession with Robotnik's penis. (See: ScraBotnik)
• Despite his claim, it is thought by many that Robotnik DID forget to pull that lever.
• It is rumored that Robotnik partook in a threesome with Zelda, himself, and Ms. Filkins resulting in Robotnik being the father of Ms. Filkin's 3rd Child.
• There is a VERY good chance that Robotnik is also Santa Claus, but this was disproved when Robotnikclaus revealed himself.
• It's rumored that Sarah is his daughter.
• Robotnik once went to the Lonely Hearts Club and applied to date Makoto Kino, however Sonic beat him to the punch. However after finding out that Sonic was a pervert, Robotnik is rumored to date her.
• It is rumored that Robotnik's "beautiful head" once drifted off into deep space.
• In recent years, Robotnik has been known to frequently confuse the names of his robots, coming up with such fusions as "Scrounder" and "Groutch". Alas, Scrounder has been confirmed to really exist recently.
• Robotnik often likes to procrastinate, saying "TOMORROW I'LL" whenever he has been assigned something to do.
• When Rudy Larriva and Mama Luigi announced Hunter Harrison's candidacy for president of the CN Railway, Robotnik was bent on destroying the campaign. Alas, he caved when they offered to haul Robotnik Express for him.

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Dr. Robotnik's call has just been disconnected... again!

• Bugs Bunny believes Robotnik is Polish.
• Rumoured to have had plastic surgery on a Saturday Morning until his nephew Snively made love to Robotnik (Robotnik's reply was "This was good Snively"), but everyone disapproved so he went back to his loveable pre-Saturday Morning self.
• Enjoys making racecar noises while he eats lotsa spaghetti.
• It is rumored that Chowder is his son.
• Robotnik once collaborated with Zelda, Link, Luigi, Mario, and Dr. Rabbit to form the Power Rangers. Ironically, Robotnik took the role as the aerobic skinny Asian yellow ranger.
• He seems to have somewhat of an obsession with Sonic's two-tailed little friend, who he affectionately refers to as MILES.
• Robotnik's nose is known to look like a eggplant.
• Robotnik wants you to touch his PINGAS.
• He once had the argument of the century with M. Bison. Later on in that argument, Fat Mario and Captain Falcon would join their respective sides in this argument.
• He's the one who built Glados.
• Dr. Robotnik was considered to be the #7 douchebag of Screwattack's Top Ten List of Douchebags. He was ahead of Wario, Superman (lol, wut?!), and Michael Jackson (R.I.P. ;_;), yet he failed to defeat the Ruffians from the Viva Pinata series, the Burger King himself, Bowser, Psycho Mantis, Jack Thompson, and the Duck Hunt Dog itself.
• He drove that hedgehog to the fucking moon once.
• He also once had a crazy cousin named Warpnik. Unfortunetly, he's banished into the Warp of Penis so he isn't with us anymore.
• It was confirmed that Dr. Robotnik was a Nazi/Neo-Nazi, or at least a temporary one.
• It is rumored that before he goes to bed at night he wraps his PINGAS in strips of bacon. That could also explain why his PINGAS makes other penises be ashamed of themselves.
• Oddly enough, he, along with Bowser and Ganon, refused to help King K. Rool seize YouTube Poop in the name of the Angry German Kid.
• He recently tricked the Mario Bros. into killing Sonic for him by planting a forged note from the hedgehog for them to find.
• He once suffered a form of tourette syndrome where Hugh Tasmanian Devil-style rambling and "Peanuts" adult speech got injected in his dialogue.
• Also once made a Strawberry Shortcut and tried to do the Pickle Surprise once.
• Is rumored to masturbate the very instant he sees the "DO NOT MASTURBATE" video. (Subsequentialy, you can see the video on the bottom right here.)

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• His nose is actually a second PENIS.
• With the help of Dracula, he conquered New Jersey; beating Will Smith to the punch.
• He and Robotnikclaus recorded a hit single together titled "Piness Piness Pingas Pingas", which Stimpy J. Cat likes to play constantly much to Ren Hoek's displeasure.
• He has been found to have been sexually assulted again, this time by Big Cheese in 1989, leading to Big Cheese's impeachment.
• The Nostalgia Critic actually once shot his own fucking head off. After he died, all of Mobius exploded into a million pieces.
• Enjoys shoving bricks into his eye and eating wrenches.
• He has a small erection when he sees Sonic The Hedgehog and Tails kiss and/or have sex with each other.
• He has a part-time job as a kindergarten teacher; however, he frequently gets caught in traffic on his way there.
• Rumored to have a crush on Danny Elfman.
• Rumored to have the most rumors than any one else in the world.
• TURN OFF THAT LIGHT!!! Can't you see he's fapping?!

Memorable Quotes

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Robotnik's ultimate rival, Sonic.

Robotnik SILENCE!

Robotnik I hate that hedgehog!

Robotnik (While having an orgasm) OOOOH, THAT'S GOOOOD!

Robotnik YOU PISS BRAINS!!

Robotnik MAKE ME HAPPY!

Robotnik You miserable mess of microchips!

Robotnik NOTE

Robotnik This is like bending spaghetti!

Robotnik I'm engulfed in a... dust cloud!

Robotnik DOY...SHOU!

Robotnik Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss??

Robotnik I'll smack yer ma!

Robotnik I'M DOCTOR ROBOTNIK; I CAN TOUCH WHATEVER I WANT!!!

Robotnik OHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH

Robotnik NO!

Robotnik In a word, they'll all be sunk! Ahahahahahahahaha!

Robotnik And I order you to tell me of any carrots, peppers, and bugs of security, the second Christmas comes up!

Robotnik Snooping as usual, I see?

Robotnik My full name is SUPER Robotnik!

Robotnik For Grounder's sake, that better have been a wrong number!

Robotnik Whyyy?! WHYYY?! WHYYYYYYY!??!!

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Dr. Robotnik enraged by the fact that you beat him in his own game (Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine).

Robotnik This is not a what...Don't call it a what...call it a WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!

Robotnik AND NOW YOU'RE RUNNING UP MY LONG DISTANCE BILL!!!

Robotnik I want MORE chimneys! MOOORRRREEEEE!!!!

Robotnik What kind of nincompoops are you!?!

Robotnik See you next faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall!!!!!!!

Robotnik If you don't, I'll melt you down... MY way!

Robotnik I just stole candy from 4,822 babies! What a perfect way to whet my appetite for evil!

Robotnik You lame brain, knuckle-dragging dork! How dare you interrupt me while I'm having a bath with my rubber crocodile!

Robotnik YOU NINCOMBOTS!!!

Robotnik YOU NIGGABOTS!!!

Robotnik WHERE'S MY FOOD?!

Robotnik Get out of life!!

Robotnik I thought I was rid of you,you fish-fondling fruitcake!

Robotnik ...but one trouble-making teenager has made me TEAR EVERY HAIR from my BEAUTIFUL HEAD!

Robotnik Why, the fun is just starting! Dahahahahahahahahahaha!

Robotnik NICE PEOPLE.

Robotnik Beans...

Robotnik How many times have I told you dingbats to always buy new shoes in the afternoon, after your feet have expanded!

Robotnik Nice toaster. I must remind my badniks to steal some BREAD for it.

Robotnik You can rot in jail for all I care! Ahahahahahahahaha!

Robotnik Tea? TEA?

Robotnik Surrender to me.

Robotnik My...caboose...

Robotnik WHO CARES?

Robotnik Body Parts!

Robotnik No one makes fun of me! No one!

Robotnik TOMORROW I'LL...

Robotnik PRRR! PRRR!

Robotnik GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!!

Robotnik OR...DID I SAY THAT ALREADY?

Robotnik TOUCH MY PINGAS!!!

Robotnik My Robo-Transmogrifier will take care of you prehistoric fuzzballs!

Robotnik Who's Rich???

Robotnik I HATE Da Bears!

Robotnik YOU DOUBLE NIGGER!

Robotnik I haven't SEEN such lunacy since I banned my crazy cousin Warpnik to the Warp of Confusion!

Robotnik Steroids!

Robotnik Friction!!

Robotnik Oxymoron!!!

Robotnik DAAh, forget it!

Robotnik Gladiators!

Robotnik Did he say what I thought he said? I win!?

Robotnik I order you to break my penis!

Robotnik With Sonic trapped in the force field, Mobius is mine! Mine! ...Did I say that already?

Robotnik I'm surrounded by dicks!!

Robotnik Smells like... cocaine!

Robotnik This time, there'll be no slip-ups!

Robotnik O.K., so I had a small erection.

Robotnik I haven't SEEN such beans since I banned my crazy cousin Luigi to the Warp of Toast!

Robotnik Aha! I have just come up with a magnnnnificent scheme! Now you may lick my pingas.

Robotnik I captured my dick and became dictator!

Robotnik Auuugh!! Who took a shit in my chair?!

Robotnik Tomorrow I'll mess with Scratch and Grounder!

Robotnik He wants me because I am magnanimous and imperative. That's two great things. Not one great thing and an okay thing or one good thing and a so-so thing; it's two great things!

Robotnik After I do some booze, I'm certain I'll do some acid! AHAHAHAHA!!!

Robotnik My extra-large super nasty swinging metallic PINGAS will obliterate you!

Robotnik You two will make NICE pets!

Robotnik This isn't my sport! How about a nice game of tiddlywinks?

The Greatest Evil...

After the existence of Scrounder was confirmed, a theory has appeared that Robotnik himself could fuse with the aforementioned monstrosity to form Dr. Scroundbotnik. If this being were ever to be created, it would wield a power mighty enough to rival even Kimera Luigi. Let us hope this never comes to pass...

Dr. Robotnik hates the company of the same name that makes computers in Canada.