Why, Dr. Robotnik's plan to capture Tails and trick Sonic was so good, he'll have to give himself a PROMOTION!
A promotion is moving from a low position to a higher one, in work or somewhere else.
Joseph Stalin knows all about the powers of promotions.
Characters Who Have Been Promoted
- Dr. Robotnik - He has received the most promotions of anybody, mainly because he gives himself promotions all the time.
- Heavy Weapons Guy
- Scratch - Sucked Robotnik's Pingas.
- Hank Hill - To a vice president. However, he was later demoted for saying that he loved Dr. Robotnik.
- Joseph Stalin - Was the only one who got it by force.
- Coconuts (However, he is constantly demoted back to janitor.)
- Team Rocket (It took a whole decade to be promoted, though...)
- GiromCalica - Gave Robotnik Pingas-shaped gold from Antamok, Philippines, which took him A HUNDRED YEARS to dig.
- Gay Luigi - Became a secretary. Was demoted after requesting gay sex.
- Squidward - Manager of the Krusty Krab 2. He gave his position to Spongebob.
How to Get a Promotion
Capturing Tails- Will just get you demoted for not catching Sonic as well. Spying on Professor Von SchlemmerWill just get you demoted for not stealing his invention.
- Say "PROMOTION", grab the word from above your head, put it on your chest, and it will materialize as a gold medal.
- Sucking Robotnik's pingas - Ooooohhhhh, that's good.
Capturing Sonic- Nobody has done that yet.