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*[[Lex Luthor]] (Those who say otherwise will be rebuked by him with a loud <b>"WRONG!!!"</b>)
 
*[[Lex Luthor]] (Those who say otherwise will be rebuked by him with a loud <b>"WRONG!!!"</b>)
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==Uctions as an energy unit==
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Uctions can also be used to measure energy. Was invented by [[Robotnik]] together with [[Demoman]].
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Uctions radiates Good Medicine and positive energy. [[Anti-Uctions]] radiate AIDS and other kinds of evil negative energy.
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*[[Black Shadow|The Dark Reactor]]:          The Confirmed Source of All Anti-Uctions.
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*[[The Darkture]]:                            Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions. This could be anyone.
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*[[Ganon]]:                                  Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
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*02:                                          Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions. (Actually he's nohing BUT anti-uctions)
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*[[Hitler]]:                                  Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
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*[[Bowser]]:                                  Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
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*[[AIDS|STD]] [[Cum|Dick Oil]] Treatment:    Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
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*[[The Jonas Brothers]]                      Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
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*[[Anti-Uctions|Action 52]] (both versions):  Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
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*[[Halo|Gaylo]]:                              Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
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*[[SEGA]]:                                    Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
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*[[Smirking Bitch]]                          Infinate amount of Anti-Uctions.
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*Super [[Mario]] Bros. 3:                    Infinite Amount of Anti-Uctions according to the AVGN.
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*[[Melink]]:                                  999,999,999,999 Anti-Uctions. However, he wishes to keep the YTP Union together and stop the spread of Naruto fanism.
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*[[Kooky|Ludwig von Koopa]]:                -999,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
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*[[Soulja Boy]]:                            -999,999,999,999 Uctions.
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*[[Obama|Barack Obama]]                      -999,999,999,998 Uctions.
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*[[Rod Blagojevich]]                        -999,999,999,998 Uctions.
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*The rest of the Sonic the Hedgehog Series:  -500,000,000,000 Uctions.
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*[[FOTEP]]:                                  -100,000,000 Uctions.
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*[[Rick Roll]]:                              -1,000,001 Uctions.
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*[[The Fat Controller]]:                    -1,000,000 Uctions.
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*[[Roy Koopa|Roy]]:                          -600,000 Uctions.
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*[[Mama Luigi]]:                      -99,999 Uctions.
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*[[God Luigi]]:                              -95,000 Uctions.
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*[[God Rabbit]]:                            -95,000 Uctions.
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*[[Kootie Pie|Wendy O. Koopa]]              -60,000 Uctions.
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*[[Darth Vader]]:                      -9,000 Uctions.
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*[[Big Cheese|Seymour]]:                  -8,500 Uctions.
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*Kingdom Hearts:                      -3,000 Uctions.
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*Super [[Mario]] All-stars:                  -2,000 Uctions.
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*Microsoft's Xbox 360:                      -1,000 Uctions. (Mainly due to the Red Ring of Death issue. If nonexistant, it would be way huger than that.)
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*[[Cheatsy]]:                          -900 Uctions.
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*[[Oogtar]]:                                -650 Uctions.
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*[[AIDS]]:                            -500 Uctions.
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*Heartless:                          -100 Uctions.
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*[[Dr Rabbit]]:                        -10 Uctions.
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*[[Wario]]:                                  -5 Uctions.
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*[[Retard Luigi]]:                          -2 Uctions.
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*[[Retard Mario]]:                    -1 Uction.
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*[[Retard Luigi]]`s brain:             0 Uctions.
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*[[Groudon457]]:                            How many [[you]] have -10.
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*[[You]]:                                    Random Amounts of Uctions.
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*[[SchiavoneTheRichard]]:                    How many [[you]] have +2.
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*[[Edd]]:                              1 Uction.
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*Slippy Toad:                                2 Uctions.
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*[[Morshu]]:                          5 Uctions.
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*[[Toad]]:                                  6 Uctions.
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*Bobby Jack:                            10 Uctions.
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*[[Cum]]:                              10 Uctions.
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*[[Boobs]]:                            30 Uctions.
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*[[Gay Luigi]]:                        50 Uctions.
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*[[The Purple Pervert]]:                    69 Uctions.
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*One Heart:                            100 Uctions.
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*[[Tails]]:                                  200 Uctions.
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*[[Knuckles]]:                              See Tails' Uctions.
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*[[King Leonidas]]:                          300 Uctions.
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*Sony's [[Playstation 3]]:                  599 Uctions. (Mainly due to Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of The Patriots, LittleBigPlanet, and [[Halo|Killzone2.]])
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*[[Big Mouth|Morton Koopa Jr]]              750 Uctions.
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*[[Wii]]:                                    800 Uctions.
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*[[M. Bison]]:                              1,000 Uctions.
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*[[Richard Nixon]]:                          1,000 Uctions. (Was more than that before the Watergate Scandel.)
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*[[Link]]:                              2,000 Uctions.
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*[[Yoshi]]:                                  3,000 Uctions.
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*[[Saiyan Link]]:                            5,000 Uctions.
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*[[Steely Phil]]:                      5,000 Uctions.
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*A [[Falcon Punch]]:                    9,000 Uctions.
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*[[Goku]]:             [[Over 9000|Over 9,000]]! Uctions.
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*[[Jackie Chan]]                            15,000 Uctions.
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*Super [[Sonic]]:                            30,000 Uctions.
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*Hyper [[Sonic]]:                            60,000 Uctions.
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*zallard1:                                  999,999 Uctions.
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*[[Arnold Schwarzenegger]]:                  1,000,000 Uctions.
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*Shaq:                                      100,000,000,000 Uctions.
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*[[Mega Man]]:                              199,999,999,999 Uctions.
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*[[Fox McCloud]]:                            200,000,000,000 Uctions.(Was less than that before he defeated Andross)
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*[[Hip|Lemmy "Hip" Koopa]]:                  100,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
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*The Trans-Siberian Orchestra:              250,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
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*[[Insane Clown Posse]]:                    555,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
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*[[Travis Touchdown]]:                      100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
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*[[Hop|Iggy Koopa]]:                        999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 Uctions.
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*[[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]]: Infinate Amount of Uctions
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*[[Jesus Christ]]:                          Infinite Amount of Uctions.
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*[[Led Zeppelin]]:                          Infinite Amount of Uctions. (At least, before the drummer [[die]]d and they broke up.)
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*[[Captain Falcon]]:                        Infinite Amount of Uctions. ([[Yes]]! [[M. Bison|Yes]]!)
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*[[Mario]] & [[Fat Mario]]:                  Infinite Amount of Uctions.
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*The Squidward Fad:                          Infinite Amount of Uctions.
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*[[The Overture]]:                          Infinite Amount of Uctions. This could be anyone.
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*The Enclosed Uctions Apple:                The Confirmed Source of All Known Uctions.
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The Enclosed Uctions Apple can only be found in [[Jafar|the Cave of Uctions]].
  
 
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UCTIONS!!!!

Uctions (also known as Energon) are a power supply of the universe. They are commonly using in assembling instruction books. Mario has a deep obsession with Uctions, claiming to own them entirely.

Uctions are also used to make Magic Drugs.

Trivia

  • The Hairspray Queen and Robotnik claim to own their own uctions, but this was not proven so.
  • Robotnik would have had nearly twice the amount of his current Uction possession unless Fat Mario had already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.
  • Uctions is also a brand of bran flakes.
  • When invoked, it's own power and that of Anti-Uctions, its enemy transform Megatron into Galvatron.
  • Daniel J D'Arby has always tried to gamble into getitng some uctions...but has always failed.
  • Was revealed to have a penis for some strange reason.
  • Was also revealed to be the alternative Vice President for The Yoshi Regime.
  • They might have killed off elmullet.

Chosen weilders of Uctions

Only a few people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:

Uctions as an energy unit

Uctions can also be used to measure energy. Was invented by Robotnik together with Demoman. Uctions radiates Good Medicine and positive energy. Anti-Uctions radiate AIDS and other kinds of evil negative energy.

The Enclosed Uctions Apple can only be found in the Cave of Uctions.

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