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Wendy O. Koopa
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What a bitch. She even has the lips of one.
Wendy O. "Kootie Pie" Koopa is a needy child and complete bitch. She is spoiled rotten by her father, King Koopa, and demands impossible things from him. She is currently one of the most powerful people in the world, next only to the likes of Goronu, Mr. Krabs, Ole Kirk Christiansen, and Tom Nook.
Her Empire in North America[edit]
Wendy O. become into the emperor of America when Bowser sunk the White House into the depths of the Mushroom Sea. Her simple commands were as following:
- Every kid in America must be a rock.
- Every kid in America must invite her on a date.
- Every kid in America will give her lot of toys.
- L. Ron Hubbard's mummified cock will be mounted on my bedroom wall.
- And all the gold in Fort
KnoxLox will be used as jewelery for Wendy O.
Likes[edit]
- Daddykins
- All the food a koopa can steal.
- America
- Her toothbrush
- Make tantrums (or, rather, contining farts)
- Lots of useless stuff than she collect
- Milli Vanilli
- Lemmy Koopa
- The Ocean
- Ludwig Von Koopa
- Herself
- Hilary Clinton (her favourite politician).
- Mr.Giraffe's toothbrush.
Dislikes[edit]
- The Mario Bros
- The Princess
- President George H.W. Bush
- First Lady Barbara Bush
- Roy Koopa
- Bowser Jr.
- Morton Koopa Jr.
- Being beaten in two turns in Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga.
- Oogtard and The Cave People
- Tom Nook
Liked By[edit]
What the fuck?
Disliked By[edit]
- Everybody else.
Trivia[edit]
- Wendy's pennies are known not only to pinch back, but, on occasion, to commit adultery.
- She has more money than her father does.
- Her empire in North America has been weathering the economic crisis quite well.
- She was the original owner of I.M. Meen's secret book of nasty magic.
- In 1998, she came incredibly close to beating Tom Nook's risky business gamble that eventually won him 74% of the world's economy.
- For her next birthday, she wants to finally have sex, despite the fact that she already did it beforehand.
- Her name sounds like Spaghetti-o.
- Kootie Pie should not be mistaken for Pinkie Pie
- Became the C.E.O. of Rock TV after King Koopa's death in 2007.
