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[[Image:DIE.gif|thumb|right|Leon Kennedy DIE!s]]
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[[Image:DIE.gif|thumb|right|Leon Kennedy '''DIE'''!s]]
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[[Image:Ganons lair37.jpg|thumb|Ganon threatens to make Link '''DIE'''!]]
Die is the undergo of the word ''death'', which is the act of ending one's life. When a YouTube Poop character dies, they are temporarily moved to the [[pit]] (this is why [[Ganon]] can come back so many times). If you have eaten enough green [[mushrooms]], you can continue from a save point.
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[[File:Deathshadowgate.jpg|thumb|right|It's a sad thing that your adventures have ended here!]]
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[[File:Murder.jpg|thumb|right|Here is a Murder.]]
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'''Die''' is the undergo of the word ''death'', which is the act of ending one's life. When a YouTube Poop character dies, they are temporarily moved to [[the Pit]] (this is why [[Ganon]] can come back so many times). If you have eaten enough green [[mushrooms]], you can continue from a save point.
  
 
DIE also happens to be [[Ganon]]'s favorite word. In [[Link: Faces of Evil]], Ganon gives [[Link]] an offer, should he refuse, Link will DIE. In [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]], Zelda brings light to Ganon's lair, and Zelda must DIE as a punishment.
 
DIE also happens to be [[Ganon]]'s favorite word. In [[Link: Faces of Evil]], Ganon gives [[Link]] an offer, should he refuse, Link will DIE. In [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]], Zelda brings light to Ganon's lair, and Zelda must DIE as a punishment.
  
==People Who Have Tried To DIE!==
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==How to die==
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[http://www.spike.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die You can find out how to die by watching this show], but we'll tell you some easy ways to die
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*Old Age (The surefire way of dying)
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*[[Sonic|Touching an enemy without rings]]
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*Heart Attack
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*Stroke
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*Getting so fat that you die of the two things typed above.
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*Seziure
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*STDs
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*Cancer
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**Running into a ghost (Unless you've eaten a power pellet)
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**[[Mario|Touching an ememy while in your small form]]
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*Letting your timer reach "10:00".
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*Bringing fire into [[Ganon]]'s lair.
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**Drowning
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*<s>Slitting your wrist</s> -Won't work because [[Emo Luigi]] did this a million times, not only that, but many people do this for attention. (According to [[Family Guy]] it's horizontally for results, and vertically for attention)
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*Abortion (You're dying before you're even born!)
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*Drug Overdose
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*Taking any drugs, for that matter.
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*Jumping into lava.
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*For more information, see [[Suicide]]
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==People Who Have Almost DIEd!==
 
*[[Link]] - ''See Above''
 
*[[Link]] - ''See Above''
 
*[[Zelda]] - ''See Above''
 
*[[Zelda]] - ''See Above''
 
*[[Mario]] - ''[[Stone Luigi]]'' threw a stone football at him''
 
*[[Mario]] - ''[[Stone Luigi]]'' threw a stone football at him''
 
*[[Emo Luigi]] - ''See Article.''
 
*[[Emo Luigi]] - ''See Article.''
*[[You]] - ''YouTube Poopers (and poop watchers) have been known to be very suicidal''
 
 
*[[Team Fortress 2]] Characters - ''People have guns and rocket lawn-chairs. What do you expect?''
 
*[[Team Fortress 2]] Characters - ''People have guns and rocket lawn-chairs. What do you expect?''
*[[Gaara]] - ''Emo''
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*Gaara - ''[[Emo]]''
*[[Cheatsy]] - ''Jumped off the Capitol Records Bldg as a result of being harassed for his hair''
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*[[Larry Koopa]] - ''Jumped off the Capitol Records Bldg as a result of being harassed for his hair''
*[[Sasuke]] - ''Attempted to kill himself via an experiment involving Tattoos, amputated duck feet and lip stick. While this failed, it did lead to the creation of [[Slightly Pissed Off Sasuke]]
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*[[Morton Koopa Jr.]] - <i>Tried to hang himself after rejecting the rest of his family, but stepped down after a conversation with KISS.</i>
*[[Geese Howard]] - ''Owing to the hundreds of times he's thrown himself off skyscrapers every time he has lost a fight.''
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*Sasuke Uchiha - ''Attempted to kill himself via an experiment involving Tattoos, amputated duck feet and lip stick. While this failed, it did lead to the creation of Slightly Pissed Off Sasuke
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*Geese Howard - ''Owing to the hundreds of times he's thrown himself off skyscrapers every time he has lost a fight.''
 
*Gilligan - ''He fucks up everything not only out at sea, but also in outer space.''
 
*Gilligan - ''He fucks up everything not only out at sea, but also in outer space.''
*[[Robotnik]] - ''Everyone wants to touch his [[Penis|PINGAS]]. (Also hates his overly huge as fuck fanbase, which he believes are pure [[retards]].)''
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*[[Robotnik]] - ''Everyone wants to touch his [[PINGAS]]. (Also hates his overly huge as fuck fanbase, which he believes are pure [[retards]].)''
*[[Big Cheese]] - ''Tried committing seppuku after his impeachment while he was in [[King Koopa]]'s [[Coney Island Disco Palace]]. He failed when [[Hitler]] entered the raping chamber (after paying to rape).
 
 
*[[Me]]
 
*[[Me]]
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*[[Pikachu]] - <i>He almost died in the 12th movie, but [[Ash Ketchum|Mr. Goody Goody]] just HAD to save him.</i>
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*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]] - ''Expended all of his power and fell to Earth. His giant fanbase saved him.''
 
*Anyone who takes [[Magic Drugs|drugs]] (At least, according to [[Captain Lou Albano]], for he believes that if [[you]] do drugs, you'll go to [[Hell]] <u>before</u> you die.).
 
*Anyone who takes [[Magic Drugs|drugs]] (At least, according to [[Captain Lou Albano]], for he believes that if [[you]] do drugs, you'll go to [[Hell]] <u>before</u> you die.).
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*[[Rarity]] - Had wings, they burned, she nearly fell to death but [[Rainbow Dash|some retard]] just ''had'' to save her.
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*[[Squidward]] - Ate a ton of krabby patties. They went straight to his thighs and caused him to explode. Was revived by the paramedics in the ambulance.
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*[[Fat Mario]] - He is over 50,000 lbs. You have to be crazy if you think he didn't have at least ''one'' heart attack.
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*[[Spongebob]] - He fell into a ocean of goo. Was saved by a lifeguard.
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==People Who Have DIEd!==
 
==People Who Have DIEd!==
*[[Ganon]] - Sent various times into the Pit
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*[[:Category:Dead|Everyone in this category]], plus others.
*[[Fat Mario]] - Took his own life to save 2/3 of the world population
 
*[[Duke Onkled]] - Killed by [[King Harkinian]] after contracting AIDS.
 
*[[Black Shadow]]- Killed by a [[Falcon Punch]] thrown by none other than [[Captain Falcon]].
 
*[[Sora]] - He first crashed into [[Koridai]] then was killed by Broly
 
*[[Goku]] - Killed many times
 
*[[Dio-chan]]
 
*[[Hinata]] - Bison´s Arse attack
 
*[[Neji]]
 
*[[Frollo]] - Fell into the fiery [[pit]]
 
*[[Broly]]
 
*Aeris
 
*[[Ash Ketchum|Ass Ketchup]] - Voice actor change killed him off.
 
*Celebi
 
*Latios
 
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]] - He's died about 5000 times. During his many short lifetimes, Shadow has tried to kill himself numerous times due to the fact that he is an emo. Recently, he was finally killed by [[Captain Falcon]] permanently by the almighty [[Falcon Punch]].
 
*[[Princess Sally Acorn]]- Killed by the combined efforts of the [[Angry Video Game Nerd]] & The Terminator, but has recently resurfeced
 
*[[Amy Rose]]- Killed twice by Sally Acorn, though some say that both documents were recorded at the same time, thus the authenticity of Amy dying twice is quite unsure 
 
*[[Carmen]] - Killed by [[God Rabbit]]
 
*[[Shou]] - Also killed by [[God Rabbit]]
 
*[[Mama Luigi]] - Killed many times but (s)he always comes back to life without going to the pit, which, of course, BURRRRRRRRRRNS!
 
*[[Dodongo Dong]] - Read article
 
*The [[Tourettes Guy]] :(
 
*[[Scatman]] John :(
 
*[[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] - Died by touching his own fucking door at the end of his review for Dragon's Lair for the NES.
 
*The [[Nostalgia Critic]] - Lots & lots of times actually.
 
*[[The Irate Gamer]]'s evil twin brother.
 
*[[GasmaskAvenger]] - Killed by The Terminator, but unlike Sally, returned immediately afterwards to resume making Youtube Poops
 
*[[King Harkinian]] - Died many times due to alcohol intoxication
 
*[[Brock Samson]]
 
*[[Optimus Prime]] - though he came back to life.
 
*[[Master Asia]] - killed by [[Domon Kasshu]]
 
*[[Goronu]] - BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNT to death.
 
*[[Lupay]] - Psychic attack reflected at her.
 
*[[LadyDevimon]] - Killed twice by the Digidestines, but has returned & is still around to this date
 
*[[Hektad]] - Melted after Zelda killed him with an energy blast from her sword. Zelda thinks it is [[good|GOOD]] that Hektad is dead.
 
*[[Jafar]]
 
*[[Kurt Cobain]]
 
*[[Uctions]]
 
*[[Anti-Uctions]]
 
*[[Miyuki-Chan]]
 
*[[Vegeta]] - Died twice
 
*[[Gangstanam]] - (And various aliases) But he continues to reincarnate and be stupid
 
*[[Gaston]] - Was thrown into the Pit
 
*[[Cruella de Vil]] - Died of lung cancer in spite of Mario's warning
 
*[[Spy]] - Always killed by a [[Sniper]]
 
*[[Jimmy Neutron]] - Never mess with some one with a [[Dinner Blaster]], especially [[Rufufu]].
 
*[[Metal Rufufu]] - Destroyed by [[Metal Tororo]]
 
*Cliff Burton of [[Metallica]]
 
*Gohan
 
*Henry - Killed by [[Mama Luigi|The Gay Controller]]
 
*[[Animal Fat]] - Died many times (First, he blew up after being pissed on by Bill Gates. Second, after he died he went into the kitchen and stabbed himself in the nose with a spoon. Third, it rained chili. Fourth, he got zapped by Josh. Fifth, he fainted and realized he raped Josh. Fifth, he got flipped in the hair by a mongoose and fell. Sixth, he died from a cheese overdose. Lastly, he got killed during a congraduation ceremony).
 
*[[Gwonam]] - He crashed his magic carpet into a fireworks factory while smoking weed.
 
*[[Lex Luthor]] - killed several times (by [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]], by "MOM. MOM!", by Professor X, by [[Conan O'Brien]], by Freddy Krueger, and most recently by the Terminator), but has always returned back to life (either thanks to [[God Rabbit]] in a few cases or thanks to his awesome power of WRONG!) and is still around.
 
*[[Superman]] - died once, but has returned and is still around.
 
*[[Joker]]
 
*[[Chuck Norris]] - killed once but has since returned.
 
*[[Fox McCloud|James McCloud]] - Killed by a [[ass|black hole]].
 
*[[Bowser Jr|Bowser Jr.]] - Committed suicide. His suicide made Emo Luigi even more emo, as he always fails, yet Jr. succeeds in suicide.
 
*[[Professor X]] - killed twice (once by [[Magneto]], once by Lex Luthor)
 
*[[Don Patch]] - Once, but he came back to life.
 
*That guy from [[Two Stupid Dogs]] - killed by [[Lex Luthor]] while in '''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXAbeLrIfJE  Super Lex Luthor]''' mode.
 
*Anybody at the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] when [[The Jonas Brothers]] or Hannah Monntana played.
 
*Countless victims of the [[Dinner]] [[War]] (including [[Mama Luigi]])
 
*[[Jesus Christ]]
 
*[[Michael Jackson]] - Proof that we can't have nice things, or nice people. :(
 
*[[Billy Mays]] :(
 
*Wendy Breezy - Killed by a demon meteor. It was the best day ever.
 
*[[Dry Bones]] - Drank too much in 1955, when he was named Karon, and died of [[BOOZE|alcohol]] poinsoning AND liver failure at age [[Sex|69]]. Was revived in 1976 by [[Wizardheimer]].
 
*[[Batman]]
 
*[[Robin]]
 
*[[Joker|The Joker]]
 
*Apollo Creed - Was killed by [[Ivan Drago]].
 
*The dude that the song "[[Kiss|Detroit Rock City]]" is based off of - Killed by an on[[Cum|com]]ing truck in [[America|1976]].
 
*[[Xbox 360|All Xbox 360's]]
 
  
 
==People Who Can't DIE!==
 
==People Who Can't DIE!==
 
 
*[[Haruhi Suzumiya]]
 
*[[Haruhi Suzumiya]]
 
*[[Team Fortress 2|All the characters in Team Fortress 2 Except the Spy]] - (They just keep respawning unless you change to a spy)
 
*[[Team Fortress 2|All the characters in Team Fortress 2 Except the Spy]] - (They just keep respawning unless you change to a spy)
*[[Metal Tororo]] - He's invincible to everything, except robotic clones of the real thing, which only deals 0.00000000000000000000000000000...1 (note the elipsis to show that it keeps on going and going and going) damage.
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*Metal Tororo - He's invincible to everything, except robotic clones of the real thing, which only deals 0.00000000000000000000000000000...1 (note the elipsis to show that it keeps on going and going and going) damage.
*[[You]]
 
*[[Richard Nixon]]
 
 
*Liquid Snake
 
*Liquid Snake
 
*Turok
 
*Turok
 
*Bond; [[James Bond]]
 
*Bond; [[James Bond]]
*[[Captain Falcon]]
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*Kenny McCormick No matter how many times he dies, he always comes back to life
*The cast of [[Lucky Star]]
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*<s>[[Captain Falcon]]</s> Died after falcon punching [[Black Shadow]], when the Dark Reactor exploded.
*Dick Clark
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*<s>Dick Clark</s> Died April 18, 2012.
 
*[[Hulk Hogan]] (Though he can retire.)
 
*[[Hulk Hogan]] (Though he can retire.)
*The Ultimate Warrior (See Hulk Hogan.)
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*<s>The Ultimate Warrior (See Hulk Hogan.)</s> Died April 8, 2014.
 
*[[Phil Harnage]]
 
*[[Phil Harnage]]
*[[Weegee]]
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*Weegee
 
*Malleo
 
*Malleo
*[[Fortran]]
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*Fortran
 
*Austin Powers
 
*Austin Powers
*[[Dracula]] (So much for "Vampire Killer"...)
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*Dracula (So much for "Vampire Killer"...)
*[[The Pope]] (You Can't Kill The Pope!)
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[[Image:Evil Mr. Sandman.PNG|thumb|right|[[Mr. Sandman]]'s showing [[you]] what the face of [[die|Death]] looks like.]]
*<s>[[Robotnik]]</s> Dr. Robotnik got killed by [[Nostalgia Critic|The Nostalgia Critic]] once, along with [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic The Hedgehog]], [[Tails]], [[Scratch]] (But not [[Grounder]] for some strange reason.), and the entire [[fuck]]ing world of [[Mobius]]. ([[Jesus Christ]]!!!)
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*[[Gregg the Grim Reaper|Death]] (Have you ever seen anyone kill the grim reaper, really?)
*Anybody who touches a [[Starman]], but only for a brief period of time
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*[[The Pope]] (You can't kill The Pope!)
*[[Arnold Schwarzenegger|The Terminator]] (If you kill him, he'll simply return back to his time in the future, from which he can at anytime come back to the present.)
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*<s>[[Robotnik]]</s> Dr. Robotnik got killed by [[Nostalgia Critic|The Nostalgia Critic]] once, along with [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic The Hedgehog]], [[Tails]], [[Scratch]] (But not [[Grounder]] for some strange reason.), and the entire [[fuck]]ing world of Mobius. (Jesus Christ!!!)
*The [[I/]] article.
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*Anybody who touches a Starman, but only for a brief period of time.
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*<s>Abe Vigoda - He was falsely declared dead in the 1980s, which only further ensures his immortality.</s> Died January 26, 2016.
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*Hermann Fegelein - [[Hitler]] has tried many times to kill him with weapons including The Pencil of Doom and Hogl's MP-40 of Annihilation, but he always comes back to life.
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*The Terminator (If you kill him, he'll simply return back to his time in the future, from which he can at anytime come back to the present.)
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*Starscream (His ghost always comes back to take over a new body.)
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*<s>The I/ article on this Chewiki.</s> Is now [[dead]]. :D
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*Mr. Sandman (He's strong enough to knock-out death itself, as well as anyone that tries to [[Hektad|kill]] him. Infact, if he does get knocked out, he'll be back on his feet in ten minutes tops.)
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*Jason Voorhees - Got killed multiple times, yet he ends up returning anyway.
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*Jesus Christ (Even though he was crucified under Pontius Pilate, and died in flesh for our sins, he still came back from the dead to show us eternal life, and is currently seated at the right hand of the Father.)
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*Andy Samberg - Dies on a daily basis, but keeps coming back for more.
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*The Black Baron - Stop starin'.
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*[[Goku]] - Can never die for real because anyone can use the Dragon Balls to wish him back.
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==People Who Are Going To Die==
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*Everybody, sooner or later.
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*You when you find out somebody that loves you just died.
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*You when you find out somebody loves you.
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*[[CoolKirby113]]
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*Cammy
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*Shattered Glass Optimus Prime
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*Old Snake
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*The Maximals (At least according to Rattrap.)
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*[[Tyrannosaurus Alan]] (Come on... he's a ''dinosaur''.)
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*All of [[the Food Loving King]]'s minions. (He knows when they die by saying "Dying met! He met! He met!")
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*Your mother.
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*Anyone who tries to assassinate the President
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*Every Terrorist in the world!!!!
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
*A really [[retard]]ed way of using DIE is if you only have one out of the two or more dice that you have. (An example of using it is "Let's play Dungeons & Dragons by using only this one DIE.")
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*A really stupid way of using DIE is if you only have one out of the two or more dice that you have. (An example of using it is "Let's play Dungeons & Dragons by using only this one DIE.")
 
*Another way of saying die is when you're being all fancy like for saying words like deceased, decayed, blown up, and other stuff like that.
 
*Another way of saying die is when you're being all fancy like for saying words like deceased, decayed, blown up, and other stuff like that.
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*[[You]] lost another loan to DIEtech.
 
*[[4Kids]] Entertainment hates it when people DIE.
 
*[[4Kids]] Entertainment hates it when people DIE.
 
*When you're sick, you might have DIEarrhea, especially if it's a bad case of it.
 
*When you're sick, you might have DIEarrhea, especially if it's a bad case of it.
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*There is a Greek goddess named AphroDIEtie.
 
*There is a Greek goddess named AphroDIEtie.
 
*Eyes and vaginas can be DIElated.
 
*Eyes and vaginas can be DIElated.
*To color things like easter eggs you can use DIE.
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*Hydrogen, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Fluorine, Chlorine, Bromine, and Iodine are all DIEatomic elements.
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*To color things like easter [[eggs]] you can use DIE.
 
*If you're fat you should go on a DIEt.
 
*If you're fat you should go on a DIEt.
 
*You need DIEtary Fibre when you've got constipation.
 
*You need DIEtary Fibre when you've got constipation.
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*There is a Pokemon attack called DIEnamic Punch.
 
*There is a Pokemon attack called DIEnamic Punch.
 
*There are DIEnosaurs in Jurassic Park.
 
*There are DIEnosaurs in Jurassic Park.
*In the X-Men arcade game, [[Magneto]] will want to wel[[cum|come]] the X-Men [[Wolverine|to]] DIE!!!
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*In the X-Men arcade game, Magneto will want to wel[[come]] the X-Men to DIE!!!
 
*A DIEagram displays information as a visual media.
 
*A DIEagram displays information as a visual media.
 
*If you have the hiccups, it means your DIEaphragm is twitching.
 
*If you have the hiccups, it means your DIEaphragm is twitching.
*If [[Arnold Schwarzenegger|the Terminator]] says to you "Hasta la vista, baby", then you will most surely DIE.
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*If the Terminator says to you "Hasta la vista, baby", then you will most surely DIE.
*[[You]] are dead! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
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*[[You]] ARE dead! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
 
*There are James Bond movies called Live and Let DIE, Tomorrow Never DIEs, DIEmonds Are Forever, and DIE Another Day.
 
*There are James Bond movies called Live and Let DIE, Tomorrow Never DIEs, DIEmonds Are Forever, and DIE Another Day.
*When you DIE, you cross the River [[Styx]] to get to [[The Pit]]. While you cross the river, you will hear songs by the band [[Styx]] in the background.
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*When you DIE, you cross the River Styx to get to [[The Pit]]. While you cross the river, you will hear songs by the band [[Styx]] in the background.
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*SKATE OR [[Die|DIE]]!!!!!!!!!
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*When [[you]] smoot someone in their moment of glory, [[you]] must be DIE.
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*Don't eat Chowder's [[Boobs|burple nurples]] or you will DIE.
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*Failure makes Dr. Evil angry. And when Dr. Evil is angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people '''DIE'''!
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*Freddy Krueger will make sure [[you]] '''DIE''' in your dreams and in real life at the same time.
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*Die in German means "the". Go figure, right?
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*Metallica likes mentioning death and '''DIE'''ing.
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*Patrick Henry either wants liberty, or to '''DIE'''.
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*Spartans, tonight we '''DIE'''ne in Hell!
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*[[Gunnery Sergeant Hartman|U.S. Marines]] are [[no]]t allowed to '''DIE''' without permission. If they do, their souls will be given non-judicial punishment for disobeying a lawful order.
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*Similarly, it is against [[King Harkinian|King]]'s Regulations for a [[United Kingdom|Dragoon]] to '''DIE''' in bed.
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*The ''tickets'' are now '''DIE'''ing!
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*There is a show called 1000 ways to '''DIE'''
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*Your website can '''[http://www.php.net/manual/en/function.die.php DIE]'''
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*Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that ''everyone'' '''''DIE'''''d! The End.
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*[[Ivan Drago|If he <b>DIE</b>s, he <b>DIE</b>s.]]
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Leon Kennedy DIE!s
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Ganon threatens to make Link DIE!
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It's a sad thing that your adventures have ended here!
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Here is a Murder.

Die is the undergo of the word death, which is the act of ending one's life. When a YouTube Poop character dies, they are temporarily moved to the Pit (this is why Ganon can come back so many times). If you have eaten enough green mushrooms, you can continue from a save point.

DIE also happens to be Ganon's favorite word. In Link: Faces of Evil, Ganon gives Link an offer, should he refuse, Link will DIE. In Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon, Zelda brings light to Ganon's lair, and Zelda must DIE as a punishment.

DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE

How to die[edit]

You can find out how to die by watching this show, but we'll tell you some easy ways to die

  • Old Age (The surefire way of dying)
  • Touching an enemy without rings
  • Heart Attack
  • Stroke
  • Getting so fat that you die of the two things typed above.
  • Seziure
  • STDs
  • Cancer
  • Letting your timer reach "10:00".
  • Bringing fire into Ganon's lair.
    • Drowning
  • Slitting your wrist -Won't work because Emo Luigi did this a million times, not only that, but many people do this for attention. (According to Family Guy it's horizontally for results, and vertically for attention)
  • Abortion (You're dying before you're even born!)
  • Drug Overdose
  • Taking any drugs, for that matter.
  • Jumping into lava.

People Who Have Almost DIEd![edit]

  • Link - See Above
  • Zelda - See Above
  • Mario - Stone Luigi threw a stone football at him
  • Emo Luigi - See Article.
  • Team Fortress 2 Characters - People have guns and rocket lawn-chairs. What do you expect?
  • Gaara - Emo
  • Larry Koopa - Jumped off the Capitol Records Bldg as a result of being harassed for his hair
  • Morton Koopa Jr. - Tried to hang himself after rejecting the rest of his family, but stepped down after a conversation with KISS.
  • Sasuke Uchiha - Attempted to kill himself via an experiment involving Tattoos, amputated duck feet and lip stick. While this failed, it did lead to the creation of Slightly Pissed Off Sasuke
  • Geese Howard - Owing to the hundreds of times he's thrown himself off skyscrapers every time he has lost a fight.
  • Gilligan - He fucks up everything not only out at sea, but also in outer space.
  • Robotnik - Everyone wants to touch his PINGAS. (Also hates his overly huge as fuck fanbase, which he believes are pure retards.)
  • Me
  • Pikachu - He almost died in the 12th movie, but Mr. Goody Goody just HAD to save him.
  • Shadow the Hedgehog - Expended all of his power and fell to Earth. His giant fanbase saved him.
  • Anyone who takes drugs (At least, according to Captain Lou Albano, for he believes that if you do drugs, you'll go to Hell before you die.).
  • Rarity - Had wings, they burned, she nearly fell to death but some retard just had to save her.
  • Squidward - Ate a ton of krabby patties. They went straight to his thighs and caused him to explode. Was revived by the paramedics in the ambulance.
  • Fat Mario - He is over 50,000 lbs. You have to be crazy if you think he didn't have at least one heart attack.
  • Spongebob - He fell into a ocean of goo. Was saved by a lifeguard.


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People Who Have DIEd![edit]

People Who Can't DIE![edit]

  • Haruhi Suzumiya
  • All the characters in Team Fortress 2 Except the Spy - (They just keep respawning unless you change to a spy)
  • Metal Tororo - He's invincible to everything, except robotic clones of the real thing, which only deals 0.00000000000000000000000000000...1 (note the elipsis to show that it keeps on going and going and going) damage.
  • Liquid Snake
  • Turok
  • Bond; James Bond
  • Kenny McCormick No matter how many times he dies, he always comes back to life
  • Captain Falcon Died after falcon punching Black Shadow, when the Dark Reactor exploded.
  • Dick Clark Died April 18, 2012.
  • Hulk Hogan (Though he can retire.)
  • The Ultimate Warrior (See Hulk Hogan.) Died April 8, 2014.
  • Phil Harnage
  • Weegee
  • Malleo
  • Fortran
  • Austin Powers
  • Dracula (So much for "Vampire Killer"...)
Mr. Sandman's showing you what the face of Death looks like.
  • Death (Have you ever seen anyone kill the grim reaper, really?)
  • The Pope (You can't kill The Pope!)
  • Robotnik Dr. Robotnik got killed by The Nostalgia Critic once, along with Sonic The Hedgehog, Tails, Scratch (But not Grounder for some strange reason.), and the entire fucking world of Mobius. (Jesus Christ!!!)
  • Anybody who touches a Starman, but only for a brief period of time.
  • Abe Vigoda - He was falsely declared dead in the 1980s, which only further ensures his immortality. Died January 26, 2016.
  • Hermann Fegelein - Hitler has tried many times to kill him with weapons including The Pencil of Doom and Hogl's MP-40 of Annihilation, but he always comes back to life.
  • The Terminator (If you kill him, he'll simply return back to his time in the future, from which he can at anytime come back to the present.)
  • Starscream (His ghost always comes back to take over a new body.)
  • The I/ article on this Chewiki. Is now dead. :D
  • Mr. Sandman (He's strong enough to knock-out death itself, as well as anyone that tries to kill him. Infact, if he does get knocked out, he'll be back on his feet in ten minutes tops.)
  • Jason Voorhees - Got killed multiple times, yet he ends up returning anyway.
  • Jesus Christ (Even though he was crucified under Pontius Pilate, and died in flesh for our sins, he still came back from the dead to show us eternal life, and is currently seated at the right hand of the Father.)
  • Andy Samberg - Dies on a daily basis, but keeps coming back for more.
  • The Black Baron - Stop starin'.
  • Goku - Can never die for real because anyone can use the Dragon Balls to wish him back.

People Who Are Going To Die[edit]

  • Everybody, sooner or later.
  • You when you find out somebody that loves you just died.
  • You when you find out somebody loves you.
  • CoolKirby113
  • Cammy
  • Shattered Glass Optimus Prime
  • Old Snake
  • The Maximals (At least according to Rattrap.)
  • Tyrannosaurus Alan (Come on... he's a dinosaur.)
  • All of the Food Loving King's minions. (He knows when they die by saying "Dying met! He met! He met!")
  • Your mother.
  • Anyone who tries to assassinate the President
  • Every Terrorist in the world!!!!

Trivia[edit]

  • A really stupid way of using DIE is if you only have one out of the two or more dice that you have. (An example of using it is "Let's play Dungeons & Dragons by using only this one DIE.")
  • Another way of saying die is when you're being all fancy like for saying words like deceased, decayed, blown up, and other stuff like that.
  • You lost another loan to DIEtech.
  • 4Kids Entertainment hates it when people DIE.
  • When you're sick, you might have DIEarrhea, especially if it's a bad case of it.
  • Duke Onkled has a DIEner.
  • There is a Greek goddess named AphroDIEtie.
  • Eyes and vaginas can be DIElated.
  • Hydrogen, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Fluorine, Chlorine, Bromine, and Iodine are all DIEatomic elements.

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  • To color things like easter eggs you can use DIE.
  • If you're fat you should go on a DIEt.
  • You need DIEtary Fibre when you've got constipation.
  • DIEnamite is explosive.
  • The hardest substance is DIEmond.
  • Link: Faces of Evil takes place in KoriDIE.
  • There is a Pokemon attack called DIEnamic Punch.
  • There are DIEnosaurs in Jurassic Park.
  • In the X-Men arcade game, Magneto will want to welcome the X-Men to DIE!!!
  • A DIEagram displays information as a visual media.
  • If you have the hiccups, it means your DIEaphragm is twitching.
  • If the Terminator says to you "Hasta la vista, baby", then you will most surely DIE.
  • You ARE dead! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
  • There are James Bond movies called Live and Let DIE, Tomorrow Never DIEs, DIEmonds Are Forever, and DIE Another Day.
  • When you DIE, you cross the River Styx to get to The Pit. While you cross the river, you will hear songs by the band Styx in the background.
  • SKATE OR DIE!!!!!!!!!
  • When you smoot someone in their moment of glory, you must be DIE.
  • Don't eat Chowder's burple nurples or you will DIE.
  • Failure makes Dr. Evil angry. And when Dr. Evil is angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE!
  • Freddy Krueger will make sure you DIE in your dreams and in real life at the same time.
  • Die in German means "the". Go figure, right?
  • Metallica likes mentioning death and DIEing.
  • Patrick Henry either wants liberty, or to DIE.
  • Spartans, tonight we DIEne in Hell!
  • U.S. Marines are not allowed to DIE without permission. If they do, their souls will be given non-judicial punishment for disobeying a lawful order.
  • Similarly, it is against King's Regulations for a Dragoon to DIE in bed.
  • The tickets are now DIEing!
  • There is a show called 1000 ways to DIE
  • Your website can DIE
  • Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone DIEd! The End.
  • If he DIEs, he DIEs.