Booze

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This article refers to either a food found in Youtube Poop, or an article related to food. Either way, it sure is delicious. MMMMMMMMMM, food!

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Scratch says. "I WANNA TRY SOME BOOOOZE!".

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The Princess is a big fan of booze.

Mama Luigi would also like some more.

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"It hurts when people say things that ain't true, but, you know, in retaliation I’m going to do something. I am going to drink more than I ever have in my life."

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Even the President of the U.S.A. himself likes drinking some booze himself (specifically, normal beer).

This is what happens if you drink too much booze.

A pint of beer's waiting for you... GET OUT OF HERE!! I wanna try some of this here booze!

Booze (also known as hard liquor) makes the world go 'round. Many Youtube Poop characters enjoy booze, but it is Scratch who owns the word. Booze explains why the youtube poop characters act like they do. Booze goes great with lotsa spaghetti.

Poopers Who Enjoy Booze

• Richard
• Walrusguy
• Stegblob
• MTB710
• Many Others

Youtube Poop Characters Who Like Booze

• Scratch
• Grounder
• Mama Luigi
• Princess Peach
• Bowser
• NOT Tails or Sonic
• Ganon
• The King
• Robotnik
• The Insane Clown Posse (Especially when it's drenched all over teh sexy bitches.)
• Tyrannosaurus Alan (He slips it into the Volvic Revive.)
• Super Robotnik
• All forms of Mario except for Regular Mario.
• Froggo
• Scratch (What can I say? He likes it a whole lot.)
• Link
• Gwonam
• Tevye
• King Koopa
• Koopone (Imported French champagne, to be specific.)
• Every one of the Koopalings.
• Scratch (This much.)
• Yoshkins
• Dry Bones (That is how he died.)
• Dr. Rabbit (After he was banned from Youtube by Colgate.)
• All other forms of Luigi.
• Scratch
• Everyone Dr. Rabbit has raped.
• The Demoman
• The Engineer (Specifically beer, while he plays guitar and his toys kill people.)
• Homer Simpson
• Scratch
• Aran Ryan
• Soda Popinski (When he has it, he transforms into Vodka Drunkenski.)
• Scratch
• Dethklok (Especially Pickles.)
• Strong Bad (He says that "A One that isn't Cold, is hardly a One at all")
• Scratch
• President Barack Obama
• Angry Video Game Nerd (Rolling Rock)
• Spider-Man (Alcohol is his power source.)
• Scratch
• Gutsman's Ass
• Nostalgia Critic (But only in rare cases.)
• Scratch

Youtube Poop Characters who SELL Booze

• Scratch (His booze is not for sale. Deal with it.)
• Wes Weasley
• Ushrom
• Tom Nook
• Customer Service
• George Volcano
• Coconuts? (Rumored...)
• Cheatsy Koopa
• Greenback Koopa
• Bubs

Types of BOOZE

• Whisky (Corn)
  • Irish Whisky
  • Scotch Whisky
  • Japanese Whisky
  • Canadian Whisky
  • American Whisky
    • Bourbon Whisky
• Vodka (Potatoes)
• Sake (Rice)
• Wine (Grapes)
  • Champagne
• Gin (Juniper berries)
• Beer (various grains, flavoured with Hops)
  • Lager
    • Light/Lite
  • Ale
    • Pale Ale
    • Barley Wine
    • NOT GINGER ALE
  • Stout
  • Porter
• Meade (Honey)
• Rum (Sugar)
• Tequila (Blue Agave)
• Energon (various energy sources)

Trivia

• The word booze derived from the Dutch word "buizen" (to drink to excess), but by the the 16th century, England adopted the word and changed it to "buizing", where they later turned the infinitive of that verb into a slang noun for liquor.
• The earliest form of booze comes from Iraq, 9,000 years ago.
• In Munich, Germany, there is a whole festival in October devoted to beer, called Oktoberfest.
  • There are also many beer halls, which are large places to drink beer in and engage in social interaction.
    • A putsch was launched in one of these beer halls. The end result, though, would be the arrest of Adolf Hitler and the Nazi revolutionists.
• Usually, there is a legal age that one must be to drink booze.
• Booze, in small, but regular amounts, has been found to actually be healthy.
  • Too much, though, is still unhealthy, due to alcohol poisoning.
    • Alcohol poisoning can lead to death.
• Europe is the undoubted capital of booze, with beer, wine, vodka, and other types of booze.
  • The capital of beer would be Germany, which actually has a whole festival dedicated to beer (see above).
• In the 1920s, there was a ban on alcoholic beverages in the United States, which lasted until 1933.
  • This led to bootlegging of booze by gangs, as well as speakeasies.
• Everyone, aside from teetotalers, loves various types of booze.
• According to Benjamin Franklin, beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
• Nathna Explosion of Dethklok believes that booze isn't food, while William Murderface proclaimed that he'd rather chop off his own ding-dong than admit that.