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Yoshkins
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This article is filed under Characters.Yoshkins (also known as "Yoshisaur") is a nickname for the baby form of Yoshi. Yoshkins, according to the historical revisionism by Mama Luigi, was originally hatched by Mama Luigi within the earth's crust shortly after egg popped out of a gold "?" box. In reality, he was an alternate personality of Yoshi in 1989, created with pirated magic. He is somewhat a bit of a rebel considering he refuses to grow up after eating five things, preferring to stuff his fat face.
Likes[edit]
- Mama Luigi
- Worms
- Oogtar
- Caterpillars
- Youtube Poop
- Bedtime Stories
- The Princess
- Mario
- Eating things thrice his size.
- Balls
- Orgasms
- Laying eggs filled with shit and tossing them at people like shit-bombs.
Dislikes[edit]
- Meatballs (Or so he claims, since he hatched only minutes beforehand and never came into contact with one.)
- Fish
- Water
- King Koopa
- Iggy Koopa
- Lemmy Koopa
- Eating Mario
- Mecha-Koopas (Though he likes their taste.)
- Koopa Football Players
- This Key
- Zak and Wheezy
- Bombs
- Peter Pan
- His original form, Yoshi.
