Uctions (also known as Energon) are a universal power supply. They are commonly used in assembling powerful mechanical devices, nice computers, and instruction books. Mario has a deep passion for Uctions, claiming to own them almost entirely. They can also be used as energy for giant effing robots.
- The Hairspray Queen and Dr. Robotnik claim to own uctions, but it was recently proven to the contrary.
- Robotnik would have had nearly twice the amount of his current uction possession if Fat Mario hadn't already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.
- Uctions is also a brand of cereal.
- Daniel J D'Arby has gambled repetedly for the possession of his own uctions, but has failed to this point.
- Was also revealed to be the power source of the alternative Vice President for The Yoshi Regime.
- They might have killed off elmullet.
- One of Coca-Cola's secret ingredients is a powder made from crystallized Uctions.
- The Transformers drink Energon as beer. They even get drunk off it.
- In Arizona, one of their casinos are called "Uction Casino".
- Sometimes humans who are 12.5% Android use this as the power source for their weapons,rather than nuke energy or sun energy.
Chosen Wielders of Uctions
Only a "few" people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:
- Kyo Kusanagi (sadly he retired form wielding it).
- Dr. Robotnik
- Fat Mario
- Mr. X
- Tap Tap
- The Insane Clown Posse
- Shaquille O'Neal (Temporarily lost them when he was in Kazaam; regained them when he won 4 NBA Finals Championships.)
- Jackie Chan
- Phil Harnage
- Jesus Christ
- Toad (He has been reported to meet qualifications. It has also been rumored that he is being taught how to use uctions by Fat Mario.)
- Captain Falcon (Those who say otherwise will get FALCON PUANCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
- Travis Touchdown (Fuck off if any of you motherfuckers think otherwise.)
- The Overture (This rank passes on to anyone who defeats/destroys him/her.)
- Lex Luthor (Those who say otherwise will be rebuked by him with a loud "WRONG!!!")
- Michael Jackson
- Mayinte (Toys own toys.)
- Doc Louis
- 3 Eyed Blue Luigi
- Little Mac
- Super Macho Man
- Luigi (But only when he has a gas can and Mario give him permission to use them.)
- Those who have art in art museums.