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*[[Energon]] (various energy sources) | *[[Energon]] (various energy sources) | ||
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This article refers to either a food found in Youtube Poop, or an article related to food. Either way, it sure is delicious. MMMMMMMMMM, food!
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Scratch says. "I WANNA TRY SOME BOOOOZE!".
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The Princess is a big fan of booze.
Mama Luigi would also like some more.
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Even the President of the U.S.A. himself likes drinking some booze himself (specifically, normal beer).
Booze (also known as hard liquor) makes the world go 'round. Many Youtube Poop characters enjoy booze, but it is Scratch who owns the word. Booze explains why the youtube poop characters act like they do. Booze goes great with lotsa spaghetti.
Poopers Who Enjoy Booze
Youtube Poop Characters Who Like Booze
- Scratch
- Grounder
- Mama Luigi
- Princess Peach
- Bowser
- NOT Tails or Sonic
- Ganon
- The King
- Robotnik
- The Insane Clown Posse (Especially when it's drenched all over teh sexy bitches.)
- Tyrannosaurus Alan (He slips it into the Volvic Revive.)
- Super Robotnik
- All forms of Mario except for Regular Mario.
- Froggo
- Scratch (What can I say? He likes it a whole lot.)
- Link
- Gwonam
- Tevye
- King Koopa
- Koopone (Imported French champagne, to be specific.)
- Every one of the Koopalings.
- Scratch (This much.)
- Yoshkins
- Dry Bones (That is how he died.)
- Dr. Rabbit (After he was banned from Youtube by Colgate.)
- All other forms of Luigi.
- Scratch
- Everyone Dr. Rabbit has raped.
- The Demoman
- The Engineer (Specifically beer, while he plays guitar and his toys kill people.)
- Homer Simpson
- Scratch
- Aran Ryan
- Soda Popinski (When he has it, he transforms into Vodka Drunkenski.)
- Scratch
- Dethklok (Especially Pickles.)
- Strong Bad (He says that "A One that isn't Cold, is hardly a One at all")
- Scratch
- President Barack Obama
- Angry Video Game Nerd (Rolling Rock)
- Spider-Man (Alcohol is his power source.)
- Scratch
- Gutsman's Ass
- Nostalgia Critic (But only in rare cases.)
- Scratch
Youtube Poop Characters who SELL Booze
Scratch(His booze is not for sale. Deal with it.)- Wes Weasley
- Ushrom
- Tom Nook
- Customer Service
- George Volcano
- Coconuts? (Rumored...)
- Cheatsy Koopa
- Greenback Koopa
- Bubs
Types of BOOZE
- Whisky (Corn)
- Vodka (Potatoes, various grains)
- Sake (Rice)
- Wine (Grapes)
- Gin (Juniper berries)
- Beer (various grains, flavoured with Hops)
- Lager
- Ale
- Pale Ale
- Barley Wine
- NOT GINGER ALE
- Stout
- Porter
- Meade (Honey)
- Rum (Sugar)
- Scrumpy (Apples) [only produced in SW England]
- Tequila (Blue Agave) [only produced solely in Mexico]
- Energon (various energy sources)
Trivia
- The word booze derived from the Dutch word "buizen" (to drink to excess), but by the the 16th century, England adopted the word and changed it to "buizing", where they later turned the infinitive of that verb into a slang noun for liquor.
- The earliest form of booze comes from Iraq, 9,000 years ago.
- In Munich, Germany, there is a whole festival in October devoted to beer, called Oktoberfest.
- There are also many beer halls, which are large places to drink beer in and engage in social interaction.
- A putsch was launched in one of these beer halls. The end result, though, would be the arrest of Adolf Hitler and the Nazi revolutionists.
- There are also many beer halls, which are large places to drink beer in and engage in social interaction.
- Usually, there is a legal age that one must be to drink booze.
- Booze, in small, but regular amounts, has been found to actually be healthy.
- Too much, though, is still unhealthy, due to alcohol poisoning.
- Alcohol poisoning can lead to death.
- Too much, though, is still unhealthy, due to alcohol poisoning.
- Europe is the undoubted capital of booze, with beer, wine, vodka, and other types of booze.
- The capital of beer would be Germany, which actually has a whole festival dedicated to beer (see above).
- In the 1920s, there was a ban on alcoholic beverages in the United States, which lasted until 1933.
- This led to bootlegging of booze by gangs, as well as speakeasies.
- Everyone, aside from teetotalers, loves various types of booze.
- According to Benjamin Franklin, beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- Nathan Explosion of Dethklok believes that booze isn't food, while William Murderface proclaimed that he'd rather chop off his own ding-dong than admit that.
