Notice: We are aware that many of the Chewiki’s images are still broken. We promise: we will try our best to fix it, but we don't guarantee that the fix will be trivial.

Die

From Chewiki Archive - YouChew: 1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
Leon Kennedy DIE!s
Error creating thumbnail: File missing
Ganon threatens to make Link DIE!

Die is the undergo of the word death, which is the act of ending one's life. When a YouTube Poop character dies, they are temporarily moved to the pit (this is why Ganon can come back so many times). If you have eaten enough green mushrooms, you can continue from a save point.

DIE also happens to be Ganon's favorite word. In Link: Faces of Evil, Ganon gives Link an offer, should he refuse, Link will DIE. In Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon, Zelda brings light to Ganon's lair, and Zelda must DIE as a punishment.

People who have tried to DIE

  • Link - See Above
  • Zelda - See Above
  • Mario - Stone Luigi threw a stone football at him
  • Emo Luigi - See Article.
  • You - YouTube Poopers (and poop watchers) have been known to be very suicidal
  • Team Fortress 2 Characters - People have guns and rocket lawn-chairs. What do you expect?
  • Gaara - Emo
  • Yoshi - Tried to kill himself after being raped so many times by EVERYBODY
  • Cheatsy - Jumped off the Capitol Records Bldg as a result of being harassed for his hair
  • Sasuke - Attempted to kill himself via an experiment involving Tattoos, amputated duck feet and lip stick. While this failed, it did lead to the creation of Slightly Pissed Off Sasuke
  • Geese Howard - Owing to the hundreds of times he's thrown himself off skyscrapers every time he has lost a fight.
  • Gilligan - He fucks up everything not only out at sea, but also in outer space.
  • Robotnik - Everyone wants to touch his PINGAS. (Also hates his overly huge as fuck fanbase, which he believes are pure retards.)
  • Big Cheese - Tried committing seppuku after his impeachment while he was in King Koopa's Coney Island Disco Palace. He failed when Hitler entered the raping chamber (after paying to rape).
  • Me

{{#ev:youtube|G2B73NKuifc|320}}

People who have DIEd

People who can't DIE

Trivia

  • A really retarded way of using DIE is if you only have one out of the two or more dice that you have. (An example of using it is "Let's play Dungeons & Dragons by using only this one DIE.")
  • Another way of saying die is when you're being all fancy like for saying words like deceased, decayed, blown up, and other stuff like that.
  • When you're sick, you might have DIEarrhea.
  • Duke Onkled has a DIEner.
  • There is a Greek goddess named AphroDIEtie.
  • Eyes and vaginas can be DIElated.
  • If you're fat you should go on a DIEt.
  • You need DIEtary Fibre when you've got constipation.
Retrieved from "https://chewiki.youchew.net/w/index.php?title=Die&oldid=42146"