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Uctions radiates Good Medicine and positive energy. [[Anti-Uctions]] radiate AIDS and other kinds of evil negative energy. | Uctions radiates Good Medicine and positive energy. [[Anti-Uctions]] radiate AIDS and other kinds of evil negative energy. | ||
| + | *[[Black Shadow|The Dark Reactor]]: The confirmed source of all Anti-Uctions. | ||
*[[The Anti-Overture]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions. | *[[The Anti-Overture]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions. | ||
*[[Ganon]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions. | *[[Ganon]]: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions. | ||
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*[[Mario]] & [[Fat Mario]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions. | *[[Mario]] & [[Fat Mario]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions. | ||
*[[The Overture]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions. This could be anyone. | *[[The Overture]]: Infinite Amount of Uctions. This could be anyone. | ||
| − | *The Enclosed Uctions Apple: | + | *The Enclosed Uctions Apple: The Confirmed Source of All Known Uctions. |
The Enclosed Uctions Apple can only be found in [[Jafar|the Cave of Uctions]]. | The Enclosed Uctions Apple can only be found in [[Jafar|the Cave of Uctions]]. | ||
Revision as of 18:02, 17 May 2009
Uctions (also known as Energon) are a power supply of the universe. They are commonly using in assembling instruction books. Mario has a deep obsession with Uctions, claiming to own them entirely.
Uctions are also used to make Magic Drugs.
Trivia
- The Hairspray Queen and Robotnik claim to own their own uctions, but this was not proven so.
- Robotnik would have had nearly twice the amount of his current Uction possession unless Fat Mario had already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.
- Uctions is also a brand of bran flakes.
- When invoked, it's own power and that of Anti-Uctions, its enemy transform Megatron into Galvatron.
- Daniel J D'Arby has always tried to gamble into getitng some uctions...but has always failed.
- Was revealed to have a penis for some strange reason.
- Was also revealed to be the alternative Vice President for Yoshi's New Empire.
- They might have killed off elmullet.
Chosen weilders of Uctions
Only a few people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:
- Mario
- Fat Mario
- Mr. X
- Tap Tap
- The Insane Clown Posse
- Megatron
- Q
- Tim Allen (only in his super form, Tim the Tool Man Taylor, and only when fighting dinosaurs with power tools)
- Shaquille O'Neal (Temporarily lost them when he was in Kazaam; regained them when he won 4 NBA Finals Championships.)
- Jackie Chan
- Toad (He has been repoted to meet qualifications.it has also been rumored that he is being taught how to use uctions by fat mario.")
- Captain Falcon (Those who say otherwise will get FALCON PUANCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
- Travis Touchdown (Fuck off if any of you motherfuckers think otherwise.)
- The Overture (This rank passes on to anyone who defeats/destroys him/her.)
- Lex Luthor (Those who say otherwise will be rebuked by him with a loud "WRONG!!!")
Uctions as an energy unit
Uctions can also be used to measure energy. Was invented by Robotnik together with Demoman. Uctions radiates Good Medicine and positive energy. Anti-Uctions radiate AIDS and other kinds of evil negative energy.
- The Dark Reactor: The confirmed source of all Anti-Uctions.
- The Anti-Overture: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
- Ganon: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
- Hitler: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
- Bowser: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
- STD Dick Oil Treatment: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
- The Jonas Brothers Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions
- Ludwig von Koopa: -999,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
- Soulja Boy: -999,999,999,999 Uctions.
- Barack Obama -999,999,999,998 Uctions.
- Rod Blagojevich -999,999,999,998 Uctions.
- The rest of the Sonic the Hedgehog Series: -500,000,000,000 Uctions.
- FOTEP: -100,000,000 Uctions.
- Rick Roll: -1,000,001 Uctions.
- Roy: -600,000 Uctions.
- Mama Luigi: -99,999 Uctions.
- God Luigi: -95,000 Uctions.
- God Rabbit: -95,000 Uctions.
- Wendy O. Koopa -60,000 Uctions.
- Darth Vader: -9,000 Uctions.
- Seymour: -8,500 Uctions.
- Kingdom Hearts: -3,000 Uctions.
- Microsoft's Xbox 360: -1,000 Uctions. (Mainly due to the Red Ring of Death issue. If nonexistant, it would be way huger than that.)
- Cheatsy: -900 Uctions.
- Oogtar: -650 Uctions.
- AIDS: -500 Uctions.
- Heartless: -100 Uctions.
- Dr Rabbit: -10 Uctions.
- Wario: -5 Uctions.
- Retard Luigi: -2 Uctions.
- Retard Mario: -1 Uction.
- Retard Luigi`s brain: 0 Uctions.
- Groudon457: How many you have -10.
- You: Random Amounts of Uctions.
- SchiavoneTheRichard: How many you have +2.
- Edd: 1 Uction.
- Morshu: 5 Uctions.
- Toad: 6 Uctions.
- Bobby Jack: 10 Uctions.
- Cum: 10 Uctions.
- Boobs: 30 Uctions.
- Gay Luigi: 50 Uctions.
- The Purple Pervert: 69 Uctions.
- One Heart: 100 Uctions.
- Tails: 200 Uctions.
- Knuckles: See Tails' Uctions.
- King Leonidas: 300 Uctions.
- Sonic the Hedgehog: 400 Uctions.
- Sony's Playstation 3: 599 Uctions. (Mainly due to Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of The Patriots, LittleBigPlanet, and Killzone2.)
- Morton Koopa Jr 750 Uctions.
- Wii: 800 Uctions.
- M. Bison: 1,000 Uctions.
- Richard Nixon: 1,000 Uctions. (Was more than that before the Watergate Scandel.)
- Link: 2,000 Uctions.
- Yoshi: 3,000 Uctions.
- Saiyan Link: 5,000 Uctions.
- Steely Phil: 5,000 Uctions.
- A Falcon Punch: 9,000 Uctions.
- Goku: Over 9,000! Uctions.
- Jackie Chan 15,000 Uctions.
- Super Sonic: 30,000 Uctions.
- Hyper Sonic: 60,000 Uctions.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger: 1,000,000 Uctions.
- Shaq: 100,000,000,000 Uctions.
- Mega Man: 199,999,999,999 Uctions.
- The Trans-Siberian Orchestra: 250,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
- Lemmy "Hip" Koopa: 300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
- Insane Clown Posse: 555,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
- Travis Touchdown: 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Infinate Amount of Uctions
- Jesus Christ: Infinite Amount of Uctions.
- Led Zeppelin: Infinite Amount of Uctions. (At least, before the drummer died and they broke up.)
- Captain Falcon: Infinite Amount of Uctions. (Yes! Yes!)
- Mario & Fat Mario: Infinite Amount of Uctions.
- The Overture: Infinite Amount of Uctions. This could be anyone.
- The Enclosed Uctions Apple: The Confirmed Source of All Known Uctions.
The Enclosed Uctions Apple can only be found in the Cave of Uctions.
