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[[Image:Picture 1.png|thumb|Robotnik after having one too many chocolate brains.]] | [[Image:Picture 1.png|thumb|Robotnik after having one too many chocolate brains.]] | ||
[[Image:SatAMrobotnik.jpg|thumb|Not Robotnik.]] | [[Image:SatAMrobotnik.jpg|thumb|Not Robotnik.]] | ||
| − | '''Dr. Ivo Julian Robotnik''' is a highly popular [[Youtube Poop]] character. | + | '''Dr. Ivo Julian Robotnik''' is a highly popular [[Youtube Poop]] character and the arch-nemesis of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. |
| − | He is not to be confused with [[Dr. Eggman]], his evil twin brother from the new-gen | + | He is not to be confused with [[Dr. Eggman]], his evil twin brother from the new-gen ''Sonic'' games who resembles Robo Bonanza more than anything. |
==Career== | ==Career== | ||
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Despite the fact that his parents said that he wouldn't amount to anything, Robotnik has had a very successful career, as you can see. | Despite the fact that his parents said that he wouldn't amount to anything, Robotnik has had a very successful career, as you can see. | ||
| − | [[Image:Robotnik30.jpg|thumb|right|Dr. Robotnik | + | [[Image:Robotnik30.jpg|thumb|right|Dr. Robotnik and his giant phone.]] |
==Presidential Run== | ==Presidential Run== | ||
| − | It was announced on October 8th, 2007, that Robotnik would be running for 2008's president of YouTube though an [[Vorhias|elaborately designed]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPfniwoQ_rk campaign video]. No other characters have announced their intentions to run probably except Rudy Larriva, but many are expected to follow suit. | + | It was announced on October 8th, 2007, that Robotnik would be running for 2008's president of YouTube though an [[Vorhias|elaborately designed]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPfniwoQ_rk campaign video]. No other characters have announced their intentions to run probably except [[Rudy Larriva]], but many are expected to follow suit. |
Robotnik won the presidential election by a wide margin in 2008. He plans to run again for the 2010 presidency, and so far it is rumored that [[Lex Luthor]], his long-term rival, will also run against him. | Robotnik won the presidential election by a wide margin in 2008. He plans to run again for the 2010 presidency, and so far it is rumored that [[Lex Luthor]], his long-term rival, will also run against him. | ||
==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
| − | *Himself | + | *Himself |
| − | * | + | *Buckets of chicken [[balls]]. |
*His [[Robotnik and his Gameboy|Game Boy]] | *His [[Robotnik and his Gameboy|Game Boy]] | ||
*[[Sex|Fucking With]] [[Scratch]]. (Whether Scratch sucks him orally or Dr. Robotnik does him anally or something similar like that is something that they both don't really matter on.) | *[[Sex|Fucking With]] [[Scratch]]. (Whether Scratch sucks him orally or Dr. Robotnik does him anally or something similar like that is something that they both don't really matter on.) | ||
| − | [[Image:Image4.jpg|thumb|[[Scratch]]: [[Yes|Dr. Robotnik's | + | [[Image:Image4.jpg|thumb|[[Scratch]]: [[Yes|Dr. Robotnik's true love.]]]] |
*The [[Muppet Babies]] | *The [[Muppet Babies]] | ||
*Eating a wagon wheel | *Eating a wagon wheel | ||
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*His special [[Super Robotnik]] [[form]]. | *His special [[Super Robotnik]] [[form]]. | ||
*Putting out the Bushroot. | *Putting out the Bushroot. | ||
| − | *His | + | *His cock. |
*[[Soda Popinski|Soda Popinski/Vodka Drunkenski]] | *[[Soda Popinski|Soda Popinski/Vodka Drunkenski]] | ||
*[[Sex|Sodomy]] | *[[Sex|Sodomy]] | ||
| − | [[Image:Gdfg.png|thumb|right| | + | [[Image:Gdfg.png|thumb|right|Scratch, Grounder! Guess what I have!]] |
*[[Morshu|Getting Richer]] | *[[Morshu|Getting Richer]] | ||
*Being a super genius. | *Being a super genius. | ||
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*[[Rock TV|TV]] | *[[Rock TV|TV]] | ||
| − | == | + | ==Hates== |
{{vid|K1yneJSJx3E}} | {{vid|K1yneJSJx3E}} | ||
| − | [[Image:RobotnikNo.jpg|thumb|right| | + | [[Image:RobotnikNo.jpg|thumb|right|Need any help?]] |
*[[Sonic|THAT HEDGEHOG]] | *[[Sonic|THAT HEDGEHOG]] | ||
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*[[Mario]] | *[[Mario]] | ||
*When he loses to [[Froggo]] over a bucket of KFC. | *When he loses to [[Froggo]] over a bucket of KFC. | ||
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*[[Da Bears]] | *[[Da Bears]] | ||
*[[Insane Clown Posse|Clowns]] | *[[Insane Clown Posse|Clowns]] | ||
| − | * | + | *[[Snake]]s |
*Alligators | *Alligators | ||
*Spot The Chicken | *Spot The Chicken | ||
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*Every single rebel on Mobius. He wants them all blasted out of existence. | *Every single rebel on Mobius. He wants them all blasted out of existence. | ||
*[[King Harkinian]] | *[[King Harkinian]] | ||
| − | * | + | *[[Cornflakes]] |
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*The House of The Dead: Overkill | *The House of The Dead: Overkill | ||
*His evil twin [[Dr. Eggman]]. | *His evil twin [[Dr. Eggman]]. | ||
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==Skills== | ==Skills== | ||
| − | [[Image:Ghfdgh.png|thumb|right| | + | [[Image:Ghfdgh.png|thumb|right|Sadly, this picture does not contain as much win as we'd like.]] |
Robotnik can use adjectives in his sentences very skillfully. He is also a top notch screamer and inventor, his robots Grounder and Scratch in particular, which he created to kiss his penis. His large nose gives him a keen sense of smell, especially when there's [[KFC]] nearby. | Robotnik can use adjectives in his sentences very skillfully. He is also a top notch screamer and inventor, his robots Grounder and Scratch in particular, which he created to kiss his penis. His large nose gives him a keen sense of smell, especially when there's [[KFC]] nearby. | ||
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==Gossip== | ==Gossip== | ||
[[Image:robotikniks.jpg|thumb|Robotnik while watching gay porn.]] | [[Image:robotikniks.jpg|thumb|Robotnik while watching gay porn.]] | ||
| − | * | + | *[[Scratch]] has an obsession with Robotnik's penis. ''(See: [[ScraBotnik]])'' |
*Despite his claim, it is thought by many that Robotnik DID forget to pull that lever. | *Despite his claim, it is thought by many that Robotnik DID forget to pull that lever. | ||
*It is rumored that Robotnik partook in a threesome with [[Zelda]], himself, and [[Ms. Filkins]] resulting in Robotnik being the father of Ms. Filkin's 3rd Child. | *It is rumored that Robotnik partook in a threesome with [[Zelda]], himself, and [[Ms. Filkins]] resulting in Robotnik being the father of Ms. Filkin's 3rd Child. | ||
*There is a VERY good chance that Robotnik is also Santa Claus, but this was disproved when Robotnikclaus revealed himself. | *There is a VERY good chance that Robotnik is also Santa Claus, but this was disproved when Robotnikclaus revealed himself. | ||
| − | *It's rumored that | + | *It's rumored that Sara is his daughter. |
*Robotnik once went to the Lonely Hearts Club and applied to date [[Makoto Kino]], however Sonic beat him to the punch. However after finding out that Sonic was a pervert, Robotnik is rumored to date her. | *Robotnik once went to the Lonely Hearts Club and applied to date [[Makoto Kino]], however Sonic beat him to the punch. However after finding out that Sonic was a pervert, Robotnik is rumored to date her. | ||
*It is rumored that Robotnik's "beautiful head" once drifted off into deep space. | *It is rumored that Robotnik's "beautiful head" once drifted off into deep space. | ||
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*Robotnik often likes to procrastinate, saying "TOMORROW I'LL" whenever he has been assigned something to do. | *Robotnik often likes to procrastinate, saying "TOMORROW I'LL" whenever he has been assigned something to do. | ||
*When [[Rudy Larriva]] and [[Mama Luigi]] announced [[Hunter Harrison]]'s candidacy for president of the CN Railway, Robotnik was bent on destroying the campaign. Alas, he caved when they offered to haul [[Robotnik Express]] for him. | *When [[Rudy Larriva]] and [[Mama Luigi]] announced [[Hunter Harrison]]'s candidacy for president of the CN Railway, Robotnik was bent on destroying the campaign. Alas, he caved when they offered to haul [[Robotnik Express]] for him. | ||
| − | [[Image:STHCS1.jpg|thumb|right| | + | [[Image:STHCS1.jpg|thumb|right|This is, what, the twentieth time his call has been disconnected?]] |
*[[Bugs Bunny]] believes Robotnik is Polish. | *[[Bugs Bunny]] believes Robotnik is Polish. | ||
*Rumoured to have had plastic surgery on a [[SatAM|Saturday Morning]] until his nephew Snively made love to Robotnik (Robotnik's reply was "This was good Snively"), but everyone disapproved so he went back to his loveable pre-Saturday Morning self. | *Rumoured to have had plastic surgery on a [[SatAM|Saturday Morning]] until his nephew Snively made love to Robotnik (Robotnik's reply was "This was good Snively"), but everyone disapproved so he went back to his loveable pre-Saturday Morning self. | ||
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*He once had the argument of the century with [[M. Bison]]. Later on in that argument, [[Fat Mario]] and [[Captain Falcon]] would join their respective sides in this argument. | *He once had the argument of the century with [[M. Bison]]. Later on in that argument, [[Fat Mario]] and [[Captain Falcon]] would join their respective sides in this argument. | ||
*He's the one who built [[Glados]]. | *He's the one who built [[Glados]]. | ||
| − | *Dr. Robotnik was considered to be the #7 douchebag of [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|Screwattack's]] Top Ten List of Douchebags. He was ahead of [[Wario]], [[Superman]] (lol, wut?!), and [[Michael Jackson]] | + | *Dr. Robotnik was considered to be the #7 douchebag of [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|Screwattack's]] Top Ten List of Douchebags. He was ahead of [[Wario]], [[Superman]] (lol, wut?!), and [[Michael Jackson]], yet he failed to defeat the [[Russians|Ruffians from the Viva Pinata series]], [[Burger King|the Burger King himself]], [[Bowser]], [[Metal Gear Solid|Psycho Mantis]], [[Gay Luigi|Jack Thompson]], and the Duck Hunt Dog itself. |
*He drove that hedgehog to the fucking moon once. | *He drove that hedgehog to the fucking moon once. | ||
*He also once had a crazy cousin named Warpnik. Unfortunately, he's banished into the Warp of Confusion so he isn't with us anymore. | *He also once had a crazy cousin named Warpnik. Unfortunately, he's banished into the Warp of Confusion so he isn't with us anymore. | ||
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*Oddly enough, he, along with [[Bowser]] and [[Ganon]], refused to help [[King K. Rool]] seize YouTube Poop in the name of the [[Angry German Kid]]. | *Oddly enough, he, along with [[Bowser]] and [[Ganon]], refused to help [[King K. Rool]] seize YouTube Poop in the name of the [[Angry German Kid]]. | ||
*He recently tricked the Mario Bros. into killing Sonic for him by planting a forged note from the hedgehog for them to find. | *He recently tricked the Mario Bros. into killing Sonic for him by planting a forged note from the hedgehog for them to find. | ||
| − | *He once suffered a form of | + | *He once suffered a form of Tourette's syndrome where Hugh Tasmanian Devil-style rambling and "Peanuts" adult speech got injected in his dialogue. |
*Also once made a Strawberry Shortcut and tried to do the [[Pickle Surprise]] once. | *Also once made a Strawberry Shortcut and tried to do the [[Pickle Surprise]] once. | ||
*Is known to [[Masturbation|masturbate]] the very instant he sees the "DO NOT [[Masturbation|MASTURBATE]]" video. (Subsequentialy, you can see the video on the bottom right here.) | *Is known to [[Masturbation|masturbate]] the very instant he sees the "DO NOT [[Masturbation|MASTURBATE]]" video. (Subsequentialy, you can see the video on the bottom right here.) | ||
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{{poopquote|Robotnik|For Grounder's sake, that better have been a wrong number!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|For Grounder's sake, that better have been a wrong number!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|Whyyy?! WHYYY?! WHYYYYYYY!??!!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|Whyyy?! WHYYY?! WHYYYYYYY!??!!}} | ||
| − | [[Image:DrRobotnikloses.png|thumb|300px|Dr. Robotnik | + | [[Image:DrRobotnikloses.png|thumb|300px|Dr. Robotnik being beaten at his own game.]] |
{{poopquote|Robotnik|This is not a what...Don't call it a what...call it a WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|This is not a what...Don't call it a what...call it a WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Robotnik|AND NOW YOU'RE RUNNING UP MY LONG DISTANCE BILL!!!}} | {{poopquote|Robotnik|AND NOW YOU'RE RUNNING UP MY LONG DISTANCE BILL!!!}} | ||
Revision as of 11:49, 25 April 2010
This article is filed under Characters.Dr. Ivo Julian Robotnik is a highly popular Youtube Poop character and the arch-nemesis of Sonic the Hedgehog.
He is not to be confused with Dr. Eggman, his evil twin brother from the new-gen Sonic games who resembles Robo Bonanza more than anything.
Career
Robotnik has done many things, among them having created the Robotnik suspender striptease, became Super Robotnik, openly talked about his childhood, tore off his own nose, became the Robotnik sun, saved the pridelands (with a little help from Freakazoid), became Prime Minister, took too much Viagra for currently unknown reasons, piloted a digging machine, became a racist, conquered Canada, led a funtastic treasure hunt, married Bill O'Reilly, possessed King Harkinian's body, traveled through time in search of the All-Powerful Chaos Emeralds, got engulfed in a dust cloud, made his own set of WarioWare Microgames, invented his dick, declared war on Sir Alan Sugar (a few years after he declared war on the Imperial Guard), tried (and failed) to take over Toon Disney, and didn't forget to pull that lever. Lastly, Robotnik is also the owner of his own emporium. But nobody cared so they separated. Sometimes, he makes a living by selling lemonade... poisoned, of course. He once starred in a TV show with Terry Hargon, in which they argued over a letter from Throbbin Screetch. He is also currently the world champion of Tekken 15: Dark Blood Revenge.
Despite the fact that his parents said that he wouldn't amount to anything, Robotnik has had a very successful career, as you can see.
Presidential Run
It was announced on October 8th, 2007, that Robotnik would be running for 2008's president of YouTube though an elaborately designed campaign video. No other characters have announced their intentions to run probably except Rudy Larriva, but many are expected to follow suit.
Robotnik won the presidential election by a wide margin in 2008. He plans to run again for the 2010 presidency, and so far it is rumored that Lex Luthor, his long-term rival, will also run against him.
Likes
- Himself
- Buckets of chicken balls.
- His Game Boy
- Fucking With Scratch. (Whether Scratch sucks him orally or Dr. Robotnik does him anally or something similar like that is something that they both don't really matter on.)
- The Muppet Babies
- Eating a wagon wheel
- Going out, out, out the door
- Strawberry Shortcuts
- You
- Porn
- The KKK
- Satan
- Sprite
- His special Super Robotnik form.
- Putting out the Bushroot.
- His cock.
- Soda Popinski/Vodka Drunkenski
- Sodomy
- Getting Richer
- Being a super genius.
- Having inventions that actually work.
- Blood
- Me (Especially if the "me" voted for him.)]
- Fat Bastard, his best friend.
- Racism
- Eggs
- Tacos
- Lucinda
- Darkwing Yak
- TV
Hates
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- THAT HEDGEHOG
- Mario
- When he loses to Froggo over a bucket of KFC.
- "That Chimpanzee"
- Masahiro Sakurai (He lied to Robotnik that he was going to be in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.)
- Da Bears
- Clowns
- Snakes
- Alligators
- Spot The Chicken
- Dipstick
- 71519
- Face
- Not being able to say "nigger".
- Action 52 & The Cheetahmen (But who doesn't?)
- Animal Soccer World & everything Phoenix Games has ever touched.
- Pickle Surprise
- Every single rebel on Mobius. He wants them all blasted out of existence.
- King Harkinian
- Cornflakes
- The House of The Dead: Overkill
- His evil twin Dr. Eggman.
- Jesus Christ
- Smirking Bitch
- The Jonas Brothers
- 4Kids
- The Children's Television Workshop
- SpongeBob SquarePants
- Shigeru Miyamoto
Skills
Robotnik can use adjectives in his sentences very skillfully. He is also a top notch screamer and inventor, his robots Grounder and Scratch in particular, which he created to kiss his penis. His large nose gives him a keen sense of smell, especially when there's KFC nearby.
Robotnik is also known for his dynamic, flexible face which can contort itself in unlimited ways, often defying physics. This was caused after he accepted a part of the Gum-Gum Fruit, offered by Luffy. He has been known to have uncontrollable fits of laughter.
In the GOTY Award winning game Super Robotnik Land he has been seen using his penis to kill Sonic The Hedgehog (See Video Above), however whether this skill is as powerful in reality is yet to be proven.
He also has the power to give promotions. So far, very few have been able to get promotions from him.
Apparently he can blink but it's hard to notice.
His giant ass is so huge that he has to buy custom-built chairs and toilets. His dumps are so enormous that his plumbing pipes must be at least 12 feet wide to avoid clogs.
He can eat and carry 300 pounds of ham.
Gossip
- Scratch has an obsession with Robotnik's penis. (See: ScraBotnik)
- Despite his claim, it is thought by many that Robotnik DID forget to pull that lever.
- It is rumored that Robotnik partook in a threesome with Zelda, himself, and Ms. Filkins resulting in Robotnik being the father of Ms. Filkin's 3rd Child.
- There is a VERY good chance that Robotnik is also Santa Claus, but this was disproved when Robotnikclaus revealed himself.
- It's rumored that Sara is his daughter.
- Robotnik once went to the Lonely Hearts Club and applied to date Makoto Kino, however Sonic beat him to the punch. However after finding out that Sonic was a pervert, Robotnik is rumored to date her.
- It is rumored that Robotnik's "beautiful head" once drifted off into deep space.
- In recent years, Robotnik has been known to frequently confuse the names of his robots, coming up with such fusions as "Scrounder" and "Groutch". Alas, Scrounder has been confirmed to really exist recently.
- Robotnik often likes to procrastinate, saying "TOMORROW I'LL" whenever he has been assigned something to do.
- When Rudy Larriva and Mama Luigi announced Hunter Harrison's candidacy for president of the CN Railway, Robotnik was bent on destroying the campaign. Alas, he caved when they offered to haul Robotnik Express for him.
- Bugs Bunny believes Robotnik is Polish.
- Rumoured to have had plastic surgery on a Saturday Morning until his nephew Snively made love to Robotnik (Robotnik's reply was "This was good Snively"), but everyone disapproved so he went back to his loveable pre-Saturday Morning self.
- Enjoys making racecar noises while he eats lotsa spaghetti.
- It is rumored that Chowder is his son.
- Robotnik once collaborated with Zelda, Link, Luigi, Mario, and Dr. Rabbit to form the Power Rangers. Ironically, Robotnik took the role as the aerobic skinny Asian yellow ranger.
- He seems to have somewhat of an obsession with Sonic's two-tailed little friend, who he affectionately refers to as MILES.
- Robotnik's nose is known to look like a eggplant.
- He once had the argument of the century with M. Bison. Later on in that argument, Fat Mario and Captain Falcon would join their respective sides in this argument.
- He's the one who built Glados.
- Dr. Robotnik was considered to be the #7 douchebag of Screwattack's Top Ten List of Douchebags. He was ahead of Wario, Superman (lol, wut?!), and Michael Jackson, yet he failed to defeat the Ruffians from the Viva Pinata series, the Burger King himself, Bowser, Psycho Mantis, Jack Thompson, and the Duck Hunt Dog itself.
- He drove that hedgehog to the fucking moon once.
- He also once had a crazy cousin named Warpnik. Unfortunately, he's banished into the Warp of Confusion so he isn't with us anymore.
- It was confirmed that Dr. Robotnik was a Nazi/Neo-Nazi, or at least a temporary one.
- It is rumored that before he goes to bed at night he wraps his penis in strips of bacon. That could also explain why his member makes other penises be ashamed of themselves.
- Oddly enough, he, along with Bowser and Ganon, refused to help King K. Rool seize YouTube Poop in the name of the Angry German Kid.
- He recently tricked the Mario Bros. into killing Sonic for him by planting a forged note from the hedgehog for them to find.
- He once suffered a form of Tourette's syndrome where Hugh Tasmanian Devil-style rambling and "Peanuts" adult speech got injected in his dialogue.
- Also once made a Strawberry Shortcut and tried to do the Pickle Surprise once.
- Is known to masturbate the very instant he sees the "DO NOT MASTURBATE" video. (Subsequentialy, you can see the video on the bottom right here.)
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- His nose is actually a second PENIS.
- With the help of Dracula, he conquered New Jersey; beating Will Smith to the punch.
- He and Robotnikclaus recorded a hit single together titled "Piness Piness Pingas Pingas", which Stimpy J. Cat likes to play constantly much to Ren Hoek's displeasure.
- He has been found to have been sexually assulted again, this time by Big Cheese in 1989, leading to Big Cheese's impeachment.
- The Nostalgia Critic actually once shot his own fucking head off. After he died, all of Mobius exploded into a million pieces.
- Enjoys shoving bricks into his eye and eating wrenches.
- He has a small erection when he sees Sonic The Hedgehog and Tails kiss and/or have sex with each other.
- He has a part-time job as a kindergarten teacher; however, he frequently gets caught in traffic on his way there.
- Rumored to have the most rumors than any one else in the world.
Memorable Quotes
Robotnik SILENCE!
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Robotnik I hate that hedgehog!
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Robotnik OOOOH, THAT'S GOOOOD!
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Robotnik YOU PISS BRAINS!!
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Robotnik MAKE ME HAPPY!
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Robotnik You miserable mess of microchips!
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Robotnik NOTE
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Robotnik This is like bending spaghetti!
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Robotnik I'm engulfed in a... dust cloud!
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Robotnik DOY...SHOU!
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Robotnik Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss??
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Robotnik This isn't my sport! How about a nice game of tiddlywinks?
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Robotnik I'll smack yer ma!
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Robotnik I'M DOCTOR ROBOTNIK; I CAN TOUCH WHATEVER I WANT!!!
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Robotnik This time, there'll be no slip-ups!
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Robotnik OHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH
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Robotnik NO!
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Robotnik In a word, they'll all be sunk! Ahahahahahahahaha!
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Robotnik You two will make NICE pets!
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Robotnik Snooping as usual, I see?
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Robotnik My full name is SUPER Robotnik!
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Robotnik For Grounder's sake, that better have been a wrong number!
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Robotnik Whyyy?! WHYYY?! WHYYYYYYY!??!!
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Robotnik This is not a what...Don't call it a what...call it a WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!
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Robotnik AND NOW YOU'RE RUNNING UP MY LONG DISTANCE BILL!!!
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Robotnik I want MORE chimneys! MOOORRRREEEEE!!!!
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Robotnik What kind of nincompoops are you!?!
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Robotnik See you next faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall!!!!!!!
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Robotnik If you don't, I'll melt you down... MY way!
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Robotnik I just stole candy from 4,822 babies! What a perfect way to whet my appetite for evil!
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Robotnik You lame brain, knuckle-dragging dork! How dare you interrupt me while I'm having a bath with my rubber crocodile!
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Robotnik YOU NINCOMBOTS!
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Robotnik WHERE'S MY FOOD?!
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Robotnik I thought I was rid of you, you fish-fondling fruitcake!
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Robotnik ...but one trouble-making teenager has made me TEAR EVERY HAIR from my BEAUTIFUL HEAD!
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Robotnik Why, the fun is just starting! Dahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Robotnik NICE PEOPLE.
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Robotnik
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Robotnik How many times have I told you dingbats to always buy new shoes in the afternoon, after your feet have expanded!
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Robotnik You can rot in jail for all I care! Ahahahahahahahaha!
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Robotnik Tea? TEA?
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Robotnik My...caboose...
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Robotnik WHO CARES?
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Robotnik No one makes fun of me! No one!
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Robotnik TOMORROW I'LL...
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Robotnik GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!!
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Robotnik OR...DID I SAY THAT ALREADY?
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Robotnik YOU DOUBLE NIGGER!
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Robotnik I haven't SEEN such lunacy since I banned my crazy cousin Warpnik to the Warp of Confusion!
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Robotnik Steroids!
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Robotnik Friction!!
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Robotnik Oxymoron!!!
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Robotnik DAAh, forget it!
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Robotnik Gladiators!
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Robotnik Did he say what I thought he said? I win!?
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Robotnik With Sonic trapped in the force field, Mobius is mine! Mine! ...Did I say that already?
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Robotnik I'm surrounded by dicks!!
The Greatest Evil...
After the existence of Scrounder was confirmed, a theory has appeared that Robotnik himself could fuse with the aforementioned monstrosity to form Dr. Scroundbotnik. If this being were ever to be created, it would wield a power mighty enough to rival even Kimera Luigi. Let us hope this never comes to pass...
