Uctions

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UCTIONS!!!!

Uctions (also known as Energon) are a power supply of the universe. They are commonly using in assembling instruction books. Mario has a deep obsession with Uctions, claiming to own them entirely.

Uctions are also used to make Magic Drugs.

Trivia

• The Hairspray Queen and Robotnik claim to own their own uctions, but this was not proven so.
• Robotnik would have had nearly twice the amount of his current Uction possession unless Fat Mario had already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.
• Uctions is also a brand of bran flakes.
• When invoked, it's own power and that of Anti-Uctions, its enemy transform Megatron into Galvatron.
• Daniel J D'Arby has always tried to gamble into getitng some uctions...but has always failed.
• Was revealed to have a penis for some strange reason.
• Was also revealed to be the alternative Vice President for Yoshi's New Empire.
• They might have killed off elmullet.

Chosen weilders of Uctions

Only a few people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:

• Mario
• Fat Mario
• Mr. X
• Tap Tap
• The Insane Clown Posse
• Megatron
• Q
• Tim Allen (only in his super form, Tim the Tool Man Taylor, and only when fighting dinosaurs with power tools)
• Shaquille O'Neal (Temporarily lost them when he was in Kazaam; regained them when he won 4 NBA Finals Championships.)
• Jackie Chan
• Toad (He has been repoted to meet qualifications.it has also been rumored that he is being taught how to use uctions by fat mario.")
• Captain Falcon (Those who say otherwise will get FALCON PUANCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
• Travis Touchdown (Fuck off if any of you motherfuckers think otherwise.)
• The Overture (This rank passes on to anyone who defeats/destroys him/her.)
• Lex Luthor (Those who say otherwise will be rebuked by him with a loud "WRONG!!!")

Uctions as an energy unit

Uctions can also be used to measure energy. Was invented by Robotnik together with Demoman. Uctions radiates Good Medicine and positive energy. Anti-Uctions radiate AIDS and other kinds of evil negative energy.

• The Dark Reactor: The Confirmed Source of All Anti-Uctions.
• The Anti-Overture: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
• Ganon: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
• Hitler: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
• Bowser: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
• STD Dick Oil Treatment: Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions.
• The Jonas Brothers Infinite amount of Anti-Uctions
• Ludwig von Koopa: -999,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
• Soulja Boy: -999,999,999,999 Uctions.
• Barack Obama -999,999,999,998 Uctions.
• Rod Blagojevich -999,999,999,998 Uctions.
• The rest of the Sonic the Hedgehog Series: -500,000,000,000 Uctions.
• FOTEP: -100,000,000 Uctions.
• Rick Roll: -1,000,001 Uctions.
• Roy: -600,000 Uctions.
• Mama Luigi: -99,999 Uctions.
• God Luigi: -95,000 Uctions.
• God Rabbit: -95,000 Uctions.
• Wendy O. Koopa -60,000 Uctions.
• Darth Vader: -9,000 Uctions.
• Seymour: -8,500 Uctions.
• Kingdom Hearts: -3,000 Uctions.
• Microsoft's Xbox 360: -1,000 Uctions. (Mainly due to the Red Ring of Death issue. If nonexistant, it would be way huger than that.)
• Cheatsy: -900 Uctions.
• Oogtar: -650 Uctions.
• AIDS: -500 Uctions.
• Heartless: -100 Uctions.
• Dr Rabbit: -10 Uctions.
• Wario: -5 Uctions.
• Retard Luigi: -2 Uctions.
• Retard Mario: -1 Uction.
• Retard Luigi`s brain: 0 Uctions.
• Groudon457: How many you have -10.
• You: Random Amounts of Uctions.
• SchiavoneTheRichard: How many you have +2.
• Edd: 1 Uction.
• Morshu: 5 Uctions.
• Toad: 6 Uctions.
• Bobby Jack: 10 Uctions.
• Cum: 10 Uctions.
• Boobs: 30 Uctions.
• Gay Luigi: 50 Uctions.
• The Purple Pervert: 69 Uctions.
• One Heart: 100 Uctions.
• Tails: 200 Uctions.
• Knuckles: See Tails' Uctions.
• King Leonidas: 300 Uctions.
• Sonic the Hedgehog: 400 Uctions.
• Sony's Playstation 3: 599 Uctions. (Mainly due to Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of The Patriots, LittleBigPlanet, and Killzone2.)
• Morton Koopa Jr 750 Uctions.
• Wii: 800 Uctions.
• M. Bison: 1,000 Uctions.
• Richard Nixon: 1,000 Uctions. (Was more than that before the Watergate Scandel.)
• Link: 2,000 Uctions.
• Yoshi: 3,000 Uctions.
• Saiyan Link: 5,000 Uctions.
• Steely Phil: 5,000 Uctions.
• A Falcon Punch: 9,000 Uctions.
• Goku: Over 9,000! Uctions.
• Jackie Chan 15,000 Uctions.
• Super Sonic: 30,000 Uctions.
• Hyper Sonic: 60,000 Uctions.
• Arnold Schwarzenegger: 1,000,000 Uctions.
• Shaq: 100,000,000,000 Uctions.
• Mega Man: 199,999,999,999 Uctions.
• Lemmy "Hip" Koopa: 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
• The Trans-Siberian Orchestra: 250,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
• Insane Clown Posse: 555,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
• Travis Touchdown: 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Uctions.
• Iggy Koopa: 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 Uctions.
• The Angry Video Game Nerd: Infinate Amount of Uctions
• Jesus Christ: Infinite Amount of Uctions.
• Led Zeppelin: Infinite Amount of Uctions. (At least, before the drummer died and they broke up.)
• Captain Falcon: Infinite Amount of Uctions. (Yes! Yes!)
• Mario & Fat Mario: Infinite Amount of Uctions.
• The Overture: Infinite Amount of Uctions. This could be anyone.
• The Enclosed Uctions Apple: The Confirmed Source of All Known Uctions.

The Enclosed Uctions Apple can only be found in the Cave of Uctions.