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*For some odd reason, he says he ate the things some people lost. Was proven false when he said it was a joke. | *For some odd reason, he says he ate the things some people lost. Was proven false when he said it was a joke. | ||
*O o | *O o | ||
− | /¯/___________________________ (\__/) | + | */¯/___________________________ (\__/) |
− | DOWN WITH BUNNY!! BLARGH!! (0_o;) | + | *DOWN WITH BUNNY!! BLARGH!! (0_o;) |
− | \_\¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ (=)_(=) | + | *\_\¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ (=)_(=) |
*He IS fat. | *He IS fat. | ||
*He has given [[Emo Luigi]] some suicide attempts the other day. Here is the list: | *He has given [[Emo Luigi]] some suicide attempts the other day. Here is the list: | ||
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==Editing Massacre?== | ==Editing Massacre?== | ||
He [[die|massacres]] some pages to make it like what he wanted, but most return to their original parts. After realizing the mess and destruction he made at the Chewiki, he now rarely does these. Because he found out that some of his edits criticize people... and himself. (WAIT, WHAT?) | He [[die|massacres]] some pages to make it like what he wanted, but most return to their original parts. After realizing the mess and destruction he made at the Chewiki, he now rarely does these. Because he found out that some of his edits criticize people... and himself. (WAIT, WHAT?) | ||
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+ | ==Words often used for funny stuff== | ||
+ | He often speak these words: | ||
+ | *Osama Bin Laden (When someone asks him "Who *insert evil deed here*?") | ||
+ | *Mei (When there is random stuff) | ||
+ | *Gabu (See Mei) | ||
+ | *Muhammad Ali (When he heard boxing related stuff) | ||
+ | *Justin Bieber (When someone asks him who he hates) | ||
+ | *Twilight (^^'''SAME AS ABOVE'''^^) | ||
+ | *Newleaf ('''[[WRONG!!]]''') | ||
+ | *[[Dinner]] (When he wants to GetALife) | ||
+ | *[[Fat Mario|Sheesh]] (When something bad happened to him or something) | ||
+ | *[[Sus|WEEW]] (When someone says We?) | ||
+ | *LAL (When it is funny) | ||
+ | *LOL (See LAL) | ||
+ | *Mah Boi (When he can't do anything) | ||
+ | *[[4|For]] (When he heard it) | ||
+ | *Mem (For nothing) | ||
+ | *Sus (For nothing again) | ||
+ | *[[Demoman|IN HELL!!]] (Again, FOR NOTHING) | ||
+ | *Rear (Again, again, FOR NOTHING) | ||
+ | *ROAR (See Rear) | ||
+ | *Other looping sounds | ||
+ | *THECAKEISALIE | ||
+ | *'''OPEN WIDE!!''' (When ones legs open wide) | ||
+ | *[[I.M. Meen (character)|I.M. Meen's]] intro song | ||
===Links=== | ===Links=== |
Revision as of 05:23, 4 April 2011

Name: GiromCalica
Real Name: Girom Christian N. Calica
Sex: Male
Age: 13
Country: Philippines
Preferred Sources: See preferred sources
In brief
GiromCalica is a guy that cannot think of a job to pick, so he chose video editing instead. He likes everything that isn't gay or emo. He gets sources unknown or such to his friends or youtube users.
History
Discovered Youtube Poop somewhere in November - December 2009. After that, he shares the word of youtube poop.
Style
He was using video sources and mixing them to make it look epic. That is why he likes Imaperson, due to his epicness.
Preferred Sources
- God of War
- Ed, Edd, n Eddy
- Link and Zelda CD-i
- Grand Theft Auto San Andreas
- Happy Tree Friends
- Army Men Sarge's Heroes
- Madness Combat
- Bali
- Roblox videos from Shedletsky
- Osama bin Laden (His 911 anniversary tape)
- Madness Combat Music (O RLY?)
- I.M. Meen
- Philippine related stuff, just to make it look epic.
- Arashi No Yoru Ni
- Dragon's Lair 3D for PS2 intro
Preferred Methods
- Ear Rape
- Erosion
- Pitch Shift
- Censorship (Earlier poops)
- Deja Vu
- Pan/Crop
- Sentence Mixing
Preferred Images
- Hubble toast
- Mei
- Osama Bin Laden
- King Harkinian's Head
- Umbrella
- Cityscape by Vonschlippe
- Ninoy Aquino International Airport (NAIA)
- Sinutab Skull of Death
- Nuclear Bomb
- Certain Pokemon
- Other pictures.
Preferred Software
Sony Vegas Pro 8
Likes
- Toast
- Bagel
- Giygas
- AIDS
- Dinner
- Pokemon
- Happy Tree Friends (SO MUCH BLOOD!!)
- Shit
- Grand theft auto
- His Subscribers
- Jesus Christ
- God
- Mei (He killed Zeus with a toaster)
- Ed, Edd, n Eddy
- McDonalds
- M. Bison
- Flandre Scarlet
- Dinner
- Christianity
- His own computer
- Cum
- GLaDOS
- Anything that isn't raw pasta
- Cheese (Not the shiet and toaster flavor)
- Cute things (Example: Cats)
- Bali
- Bantuatha (For giving him ideas)
- The Submachine Series
Fears
- Cockroaches
- Death
- Dengue-carrying mosquitoes
- Being fucked on
- The Apocalypse
GiygasFUCK THAT, HE AIN'T SCARY.- THE DEVIL
- Nothing.
Dislikes
- I.M. Meen (He raped almost everything and everyone, including Mei, Shifty, a chair, you, Bridget, Steak, himself, ALL OF THE GODS OF OLYMPUS, Bali {Wait a minute, BALI RAPED MEEN INSTEAD!!}, Carl Johnson, the recycle bin, Element 117, and many others.)
- The Magic School Bus (Because TheChutley scolded him, saying "Fuck that shitty bus I hope carlos punches Ms. Frizzle in the face")
- pwn3d99
- Hitler
- Basketball
- Lucky Star (Due to loss of inspiration of making a youtube poop, thou he has a lot of sources about it)
- Satan (As evil as Ganon)
- Porn (Nipples and vagina exposed do not make his penis go up)
- solidfreak123
- His own Computer (When it lags, stops responding, or crashes)
- Emo people (Except for Emo Luigi)
- Gay people (Except Gay Luigi)
- All Disney Villains (Except for Claude Frollo and Atticus Thorn)
- Scatman and Let the Bodies Hit the Floor music (It was most often used by Pivot animators)
- Flandre Scarlet (When she breaks his toaster with a Soccer Ball)
- The Shredder
- Masturbating at an early age
Your Face- Being Called "Gay Lord" and "Machete"
- Dogs
- Football Stoners
- Being the last one
- Trolls
- Overused Chuck Norris jokes
- Overused sex jokes
- Noobish videos
- HIS PAST VIDEOS
- Bantuatha (when he is forcing GiromCalica to make videos that he wanted)
- When he takes a shit and the water from the toilet splashes to his balls or into his anus
Influences
- Imaperson
64Marjo64FUCK HIM, HE RETIRED.- CommanderGwonam (Not as much as Imaperson)
Fans
- MegaUltraSuperThingy
- Madness Combat Fans
- Happy Tree Friends Fans
- Zombies
- Jason Voorhees
- Retards who don't know how to make videos
- His real life friends
- Killers
- Hentai Lovers
- Dicks
- Trolls
- Big Cheese with Cheese
- Himself (Wait, what?)
Other Information
Undefined
Trivia
- He is the one that has HALF of his whole comments with thumbs up (Due to the Justin Bieber jokes, saying stuff that were correct, and other stuff).
- He uses Madness Combat as a Youtube Poop source.
- He wanted to have many video sources, like Imaperson.
- He got premium softwares without paying.
- He doesn't go outside that much so he stays making videos.
- He doesn't play games so much. Instead, he uses parts of a game and make a youtube poop out of it (Ex: God of War, Grand Theft Auto).
- He was once a fan of Lucky Star. Ironically, he could not make a Youtube Poop out of it. He now BLAMS (meaning for hates) Lucky Star.
- He uses Hypercam2 when he cannot get the video source at Youtube or other websites.
- It is rumored that one of his cousins are gay (SO FUCKING GAY THAT HIS COUSIN WANTS TO HAVE A SEX TRANSPLANT).
- Once invented the P.I.N.G.A.S. agency, but that idea was stolen by a
nice handsome personfraud that said to him "Sir, I thank you for this idea, but I'm going to steal it for the name of my new website I promise I'll give you a shout out ok?" - Was the one who heard Rick Astley's song "Never Gonna Give You Up" music for OVER 9000 minutes and STILL lived.
- Was the one that collects video sources to be epic.
- Proves that 4 x 1 is equals to a clown with a flamethrower.
- Was the neighbor of book masturbating wizard, Osama Bin Laden, Bali, and Fat Mario. Well, only in his mysterious portal basement in one of his loose tile.
- FOREVER hates pwn3d99, a fucking crap bitch.
- Can eat a whole banana in just one bite.
- Killed a Stone using a bird.
- Likes Justin Bieber so much he hates him.
- Kills those that don't like his ideas.
- Can turn drugs into salt.
- Was a rich person.
- Has never ever been in love with women. Even Bridget.
- He is the MOST undefined human in Earth. Second to Q.
- Was given a promotion by Dr. Robotnik for giving gold that was dug from Antamok, Philippines.
- Accidentally shot a serial killer with a P90 after giving cake.
- It is rumored that he (Accidentally) murdered the guy who was supposed to murder him.
- He choked Arthur Read with a Dildo because he (Arthur) bombed his house, but he (Arthur) pretended to be dead so GiromCalica would go away and throw his body in the desert.
- He had a pistol named Terry. She was a good gun that her bullets can pierce through DIEamond.
- He may someday make a video about himself.
- For some odd reason, he says he ate the things some people lost. Was proven false when he said it was a joke.
- O o
- /¯/___________________________ (\__/)
- DOWN WITH BUNNY!! BLARGH!! (0_o;)
- \_\¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ (=)_(=)
- He IS fat.
- He has given Emo Luigi some suicide attempts the other day. Here is the list:
- March 15, 2011 - Shows Flippy an M16. Failed as he accidentally pulled the trigger and killed that Psycho.
- March 15, 2011 - (A few seconds later after last one) Shoots himself WITH the M16. Failed as it was out of ammo after the last attempt.
- March 18, 2011 - Hanging in the MOST powerful rope, and in the most perfect height. Failed as the ceiling cannot hold Emo Luigi's weight and cracked open.
- March 24, 2011 - Jumps into the Lion's Den. Failed as Daniel was in there and saved him.
- March 25, 2011 - Drinks Poison. Failed as it was Tequila and became drunk.
- March 28, 2011 - Jumps into The Pit. Failed as he was thrown back up.
- March 28, 2011 - (After 3 Minutes) Jumps into The Pit AGAIN. Failed as it was where Gabu was jailed in.
- He is a secret poet and rapper.
What he learned at school
- History
- Cooking
- Algebra
- Science
- Physics
- Masturbation
- The reproductive organs
- English Grammar
- Christianity
- Computer
Editing Massacre?
He massacres some pages to make it like what he wanted, but most return to their original parts. After realizing the mess and destruction he made at the Chewiki, he now rarely does these. Because he found out that some of his edits criticize people... and himself. (WAIT, WHAT?)
Words often used for funny stuff
He often speak these words:
- Osama Bin Laden (When someone asks him "Who *insert evil deed here*?")
- Mei (When there is random stuff)
- Gabu (See Mei)
- Muhammad Ali (When he heard boxing related stuff)
- Justin Bieber (When someone asks him who he hates)
- Twilight (^^SAME AS ABOVE^^)
- Newleaf (WRONG!!)
- Dinner (When he wants to GetALife)
- Sheesh (When something bad happened to him or something)
- WEEW (When someone says We?)
- LAL (When it is funny)
- LOL (See LAL)
- Mah Boi (When he can't do anything)
- For (When he heard it)
- Mem (For nothing)
- Sus (For nothing again)
- IN HELL!! (Again, FOR NOTHING)
- Rear (Again, again, FOR NOTHING)
- ROAR (See Rear)
- Other looping sounds
- THECAKEISALIE
- OPEN WIDE!! (When ones legs open wide)
- I.M. Meen's intro song