From Chewiki Archive - YouChew: 1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
GiromCalica HAS RETURNED AND IS NOW WEIRDER AND FUNNIER THAN BEFORE AND IDOLIZES IMAPERSON AND CHRIDDOF
He currently makes
educational and understandable weird and funny videos, as he idolizes Chriddof too much.
- My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (FOREVER)
- Osama Bin Laden 9/11 Anniversary
- The Mask
- Madness Combat
- Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
- Philippine related stuff
- Monty Python's foot
- The Ghost from Darkness Episode 3
- Bill Quack
- The Scary Maze ghost
- Other stuff I dunno lol
Sony Vegas Pro 8
- My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
- His anus
- Bill Quack
- His British classmate
- KFC (As long as Scootaloo is inside of it)
- The word "Penis"
- A rock (WHICH IS HIS DESTINY)
- Ninja Assassin
- Everyone and Everything (Except those in the Dislikes section)
- Dengue-carrying mosquitoes
- The Apocalypse
- The ghost from this game called "Darkness Episode 3" (Now used in his videos to make fear turn into funny)
- THE DEVIL
- Justin Bieber
- Being called "cute"
- People saying "I love you and I want to marry you" to him
- All Disney antagonists
- Anything that has Barbie on it
- Dora the Explorer
- Mr. Thatcher's Anus
- Songs with lyrics on it
- Genghis Khan
- 78 others
- Cunningman45 subscribed to him
- SandwichAndCereal subscribed to him
- Made the longest Youtube Poop tennis battle against MegaWolfClub, as he (GiromCalica) currently made the 26th round
- He is currently making an RHG character.
- He succeeded at breaking the natural laws of reality and now is the wearer of The Mask.
- He has a humongous appetite, as he can eat 15 slices of pizzas in one bite.
- Because of ponies, he failed at the first grading of High School
- If he gets the camera he wants, he promised to make "CALICAQUEST".
- He is a neighbor to many
- Despite his crazy and weird behavior, he can act like a rich Gentleman.
- He always bumps doors, signs, and whatever stuff with his head.
- He never felt pain, or he just ignores it.
- Never used Happy Tree Friends as a video source ever again.
- When he has nothing to do, he eats the entire fridge and all its contents
- Idolizes Chriddof for his awesomeness and weirdness, as he used one of his videos for this
- He changes his youtube channel background daily.
- He earns one to three subscribers everyday.
- His favorite quote is "Your Genitalia is the key to the paradise at the correct slot between the woman's legs, which will reward you with a gift."
- He ejaculated while asleep once.
- He discovered My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and became a brony at the day Osama Bin Laden died.
- He taught kids on how to do seppuku, making them remove their own intestines and killing them.
- He thinks everything is a survival. Even love.
- Thinks romantic love is nothing to him.
- HE MADE THIS VIDEO AS A MIXTURE OF MADNESS COMBAT AND MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC.
What he learned at school
- The reproductive organs
- English Grammar
Words often used for funny stuff
- Penis (He claimed it as an important word for poetry)