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Toast (Food)

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This article refers to either a food found in Youtube Poop, or an article related to food. Either way, it sure is delicious. MMMMMMMMMM, food!

This article is about hot, dry bread with butter, jam, or cheese on it. If you are looking for other things involving toast, go to Toast (Disambiguation).

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Toast, not a ghost.

Toast is a source of food in the land known as Youtube Poop. Many characters know what toast is, but few know it's ultimate power... People such as Fat Mario are one of the few to figure out toast. Roy Koopa seems to also know about toast, and he seems to care for his toast more than for the electrical power for the lights in the hotel (it causes constant light flickering and shorting, yet he seems to care little, and even adjusted to it without issue). Fat Mario claims that, "All toasters toast toast!" Many say this line accidently, and think that toasters toast bread, but Fat Mario seems certain that it IS toast. If it is or isn't toast, remains a mystery...

Due to Fat Mario's highly publicized penchant for it, Toast was featured on Youchew Trading Card #2. It's description reads:

"No one is entirely sure what all toasters toast. When asked, Mario asserted that "they" say all toasters do, indeed, toast toast. When asked who "they" are, he then shoved his finger into an electrical socket and fell unconscious."


Those Who Believe That Toasters Toast Toast

Those Who Believe That Toasters Toast Bread

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