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Name of Object: Gun
Year(s) Made: 1100s-Now
Use(s): Shooting at objects, animals, and people.
Country of Origin: Various (Invented in classical China.)

Oh my God, who touched Sasha!? All right... WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!? ~Heavy Weapons Guy
A gun pointed at Ash Ketchum.
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Yoshi firing a gun.
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A gun (Guardian Units of Nations) is a tool of war. Guns can bring a multitude of feelings, such as sadness, happiness, and love in the Heavy's case. They are also highly important, because if we threw away our guns, then it will only weaken our defenses from intruders and increase the likelihood of being vulnerable to a zombie apocalypse. Unless you're a hippie; they ward zombies off, ya know. Many argue that guns don't kill people. However, people can kill using guns.


Because of their obvious dangers, gun usage requires observance of various safety rules, which usually apply to anything resembling a gun, save for NERF guns.

  • Never point a gun at anything you don't intend to shoot.
  • Never put your finer on the trigger unless intending to shoot.
  • Treat every weapon like it is loaded.

Furthermore, usage of a gun is considered deadly force, which is defined as "any force that is either known or should be known to cause death or serious harm".

Gun Users[edit]

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Cool design, no?
Sometimes guns can become alive when they encounter fire.

People Who Hate Guns[edit]

  • Sonic the Hedgehog (Claims he wouldn't be caught dead with a gun.)
  • Victims of gun violence and crime
  • Hippies (Isn't it obvious?)

People Who ARE Guns[edit]

More Information[edit]

  • Some children have been known to play with guns; however, they are of the "NERF" variety.
  • Blondes have more guns.