Mario

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Mario is a notorious character in many great games (expect hotel mario). He is usually seen with his brother, Luigi, who has been known to have multiple personalities, and Princess Peach, who seems to have hatred for one of Luigi's personalities, Mama Luigi. Mario like to claim things are good at times, and has claimed to be the master of UCTIONS, a known power supply to the universe.

Mario has had several conflicts with his brother, arguing where the princess is, over Luigi's craftsmenship, saying that "he didn't make it", and an argument over a record.

Mario has an obsession with saying NO very dramatically, talking about instruction books, the Coney Island Disco Palace (which was torn down hollowed-out in 1999), and humping vines, and Yoshi on certain occasions like Cave Christmas. He also seems to know the location of fires by locating smoke, and pinching currency in his spare time.

Mario is also a promoter of the Cave Christmas holiday by often dressing up as Santa Claus.

Mario had also met the cowboy known as Tex Avery, the two of them had a partnership in Youtube Poop.

Not to be confused with Fat Mario, Mario's fat stunt double in Hotel Mario, his second evolutionary form, Whale Mario, or the imposter fat old retired sportsdude, Real Mario.

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Whale Mario

Mario in the rare form called Homestar Mario.

Likes

• Uctions
• Lotsa Spaghetti
• The Princess
• Luigi
• Yoshi
• Pasta
• His Catholic Faith
• Cave Christmas
• Organization & Teamwork
• Football
• Soccer
• Promoting positive traits (Such as Goodness, Truthfulness, Honesty, Giantness, and Ninjaness.).
• Telling Luigi that he's home.
• Mushrooms
• Inspector Gadget
• Dirk Drain-Head
• Mighty Plumber
• His favorite record (What his favorite record is, we'll never know.).

Mario's new golden trophy.

• Toasters that toast toast.
• Koopameat
• Jesus Christ
• The Pasta Pit-Stop
• Singing his own version of the Dragostea di ni song (A.K.A., the (almighty) Numa Numa song.)
• Wanting to go to Jamaica.
• Don Flamenco (For liking his hair.)
• Doc Louis

Dislikes

• Bowser/King Koopa
• Mama Luigi, which is strage since he helped him and also his brother (In his real form that is.).

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Here's a common artist's wrong intrepretation of what Mario's like when he finds a mushroom.

• Oogtar
• Wario
• Waluigi
• Larry Koopa
• Dry Bones
• Anti-Uctions
• Stanley, The Talking Fish
• Bob-Ombs
• Blooreguard Q. Kazoo
• Fred Fredburger
• Chad Warden
• Jamie Kellner
• Eggs

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Mario riding on an inflated light blue Yoshi.

• Getting his ribs broken by a tossed stone football.
• The Jonas Brothers
• Miley Cyrus
• Luigi's Greek Orthodox Faith
• Waiting for so long to not go to Jamaica.
• Mickey Mouse
• Disco Kid (For acting like Gay Luigi.)
• Croco (For taking his toast.)
• Yogi Bear (Because his shitty spin-off Yo Yogi! caused NBC to stop running cartoons and, as a result, brought a quick end to his animated series.)
• Double Dee from Ed Edd'n'Eddy(Because he said bread goes in a toaster and not toast)

Quotes

Mario had a cameo appearance in the second Ouendan! game.

Mario Nice of the Princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?

Mario Oh, you have got to be fucking with me!

Mario Heh Heh, that's-a going online.

Mario That's a gay game.

Mario Mario has to pass gas.

Mario It's a shit Luigi.

Mario You didn't tell me that you had a secret weapon Luigi.

Mario It's a stone Luigi. You didn't make it.

Mario Luigi, King Koopa's locked the Princess in his Coney Island Disco Palace; I've fought my way out, and I've been looking for you ever since. We've gotta go back and rescue her!

Mario Ugh, now I know how a meatball feels.

Mario And there's this nice guy named Santa Claus, who brings presents to all the kids, who've been good.

Mario You know what dey say - all Koopas scoop koop!

Mario SUPER BONERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mario Now let's show Icky Vicky a new magic trick - how to disappear!

Mario NO! Suck my big, fat meatballs!!

Mario It's a shit Luigi. You didn't make it!

Mario Maybe we'll see you on "PBS"!

Mario Hey, Robotnik! Do you want to play Doom?

Mario Hey!! What's-a taking so long? I got to go to Jamaica!!

Mario This is fucking bullshit!

Facts

• I AINT GOT NO MARIOS TO SPEND!
• Throughout Super Mario World (Mainly Rock TV) Mario keeps making annoying 'huh-huh' noises before sentences. This is from being constantly slobbered by Yoshi.
• Mario loves reading letters and phone bills.
• Mario is obsessed with organization and teamwork. See IT'S A STONE, LUIGI.
• Wants to destroy Mama Luigi's army, which is impossible.
• May have once transformed into Good Truthful Honest Totally Depraved Evil Insidious Giant Ninja Mario.
• Has once killed Brock Samson by stomping on his head with a big boot.
• Likes to yell "NO, STOP!!!!"
• He apparantly appeared in The Simpsons Game for a little bit (he also stole Gay Luigi's "Lotsa Spaghetti" line!).
• The only thing that he is scared of is Makoto Kino since she wants to date him and that makes him emo.
• Has never been beaten up by Sonic... well, until Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
• He, along with Yoshi, could be found in a cameo appearance for Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes.
• Enjoys telling only good kids to be good.
• Believes it would be nice if every day was Christmas.
• One time, he, along with Luigi once wrestled against some dinosaurs.
• Does not want to see Leo's baby pictures (although Leo thinks otherwise).
• His own feet actually made it into Screwattack's little ol' Armory.
• Mario pretends to be a selfless hero, but in reality he only saves the Princess so he can get laid.
• Discovered a taste sensation called Koopameat, which Bowser tried to counter with Scoopa Koopa's.
• Is the inventor of the Dino-Copter and Tossed Salad.
• Was a referee in the NES' version of Punch Out!!
• He was once complimented on his hair by Don Flamenco.
• He hates the fact that in some parts of Mexico and South America, a fighter named Terry Bogard is more popular than he is.
• If you were in Club Nintendo of 2009 & you had a platinum status, you could choose to either get a code on November 1st to download Doc Louis' Punch Out!! game on the Nintendo Wii's Wiiware or get a (good) replica of Mario's hat. Mario would automatically approve of you if you chose his hat over Doc Louis' Punch Out!! game!!!
• He has a micropenis that could get Super Boners.
• Luigi wants him to give up because Princess Toadstool's whoopin' his balls.