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The Princess
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This article is filed under Characters.The Princess is the self-acclaimed ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom, as she appears in the CD-i video game, Hotel Mario.
Lifestyle[edit]
The Princess is known for throwing the occasional picnic for her closest friends, as well as for sneaking a few kisses with Mario and Luigi around the Kingdom Grounds. Her other hobbies include:
- Waving from atop tree branches.
- Launching into the sky and not coming down.
- Getting sucked into warp pipes.
- Denying Mario sex despite everything he's done for her.
Likes[edit]
Dislikes[edit]
- Bowser
- Getting her period (it can flood entire villages).
- Gangraping
