Booze

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Scratch says. "I WANNA TRY SOME BOOOOZE!".

Booze (also known as hard liquor) makes the world go 'round. Many Youtube Poop characters enjoy booze, but it is Scratch who owns the word. Booze explains why the youtube poop characters act like they do. Booze goes great with lotsa spaghetti.

Poopers Who Enjoy Booze

• Richard
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  The Princess is a big fan of booze.

A pint of beer.

• Walrusguy
• Stegblob
• MTB710
• Many Others

Youtube Poop Characters Who Like Booze

• Scratch
• Grounder
• Mama Luigi
• Princess Peach
• Bowser
• NOT Tails or Sonic
• Ganon
• The King
• Robotnik
• The Insane Clown Posse (Especially when it's drenched all over teh sexy bitches.)
• Tyrannosaurus Alan (He slips it into the Volvic Revive.)
• Super Robotnik
• All forms of Mario except for Regular Mario.

Mama Luigi would like some more.

• Froggo
• Scratch (What can I say? He likes it a whole lot.)
• Link
• Gwonam
• Tevye
• King Koopa
• Koopone (Imported French champagne, to be specific.)
• Every one of the Koopalings.
• Scratch (This much.)
• Yoshkins
• Dry Bones (That is how he died.)
• Dr. Rabbit (After he was banned from Youtube by Colgate.)
• All other forms of Luigi.
• Everyone Dr. Rabbit has raped.
• The Demoman
• The Engineer (Specifically beer, while he plays guitar and his toys kill people.)
• Homer Simpson
• Scratch
• Aran Ryan
• Soda Popinski (When he has it, he transforms into Vodka Drunkenski.)
• Scratch
• Bob and Doug McKenzie
• Strong Bad (He says that "A One that isn't Cold, is hardly a One at all")
• President Barack Obama

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Even the President of the U.S.A. himself likes drinking some booze himself (specifically, normal beer).

• Scratch

Youtube Poop Characters who SELL Booze

• Scratch (His booze is not for sale. Deal with it.)
• Wes Weasley
• Ushrom
• Tom Nook
• Customer Service
• George Volcano
• Coconuts? (Rumored...)
• Cheatsy Koopa
• Greenback Koopa
• Bubs

Types of BOOZE

• Whisky (Corn)
  • Irish Whisky
  • Scotch Whisky
  • Japanese Whisky
  • Canadian Whisky
  • American Whisky
    • Bourbon Whisky
• Vodka (Potatoes)

This is what happens if you drink too much booze.

• Sake (Rice)
• Wine (Grapes)
  • Champagne
• Gin (Juniper berries)
• Beer (various grains, flavoured with Hops)
  • Lager
    • Light/Lite
  • Ale
    • Pale Ale
    • Barley Wine
    • NOT GINGER ALE
  • Stout
  • Porter
• Meade (Honey)
• Rum (Sugar)
• Tequila (Blue Agave)
• Energon (various energy sources)

Trivia

• In Munich, Germany, there is a whole festival in October devoted to beer, called Oktoberfest.
• Usually, there is a legal age that one must be to drink booze.
• Booze, in small, but regular amounts, has been found to actually be healthy.
  • Too much, though, is still unhealthy, due to alcohol poisoning.
    • Alcohol poisoning can lead to death.
• Europe is the undoubted capital of booze, with beer, wine, vodka, and other types of booze.
• In the 1920s, there was a ban on alcoholic beverages in the United States, which lasted until 1933.
  • This led to bootlegging of booze by gangs, as well as speakeasies.
• Everyone, aside from teetotalers, loves various types of booze.