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==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==

Revision as of 07:23, 5 April 2010

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Scratch says. "I WANNA TRY SOME BOOOOZE!".

Booze (also known as hard liquor) makes the world go 'round. Many Youtube Poop characters enjoy booze, but it is Scratch who owns the word. Booze explains why the youtube poop characters act like they do. Booze goes great with lotsa spaghetti.


Poopers Who Enjoy Booze

Youtube Poop Characters Who Like Booze

Mama Luigi would like some more.
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Even the President of the U.S.A. himself likes drinking some booze himself (specifically, normal beer).

Youtube Poop Characters who SELL Booze

Types of BOOZE

This is what happens if you drink too much booze.
  • Sake (Rice)
  • Wine (Grapes)
  • Gin (Juniper berries)
  • Beer (various grains, flavoured with Hops)
    • Lager
    • Ale
      • Pale Ale
      • Barley Wine
      • NOT GINGER ALE
    • Stout
    • Porter
  • Meade (Honey)
  • Rum (Sugar)
  • Tequila (Blue Agave)
  • Energon (various energy sources)

Trivia

  • In Munich, Germany, there is a whole festival in October devoted to beer, called Oktoberfest.
  • Usually, there is a legal age that one must be to drink booze.
  • Booze, in small, but regular amounts, has been found to actually be healthy.
    • Too much, though, is still unhealthy, due to alcohol poisoning.
      • Alcohol poisoning can lead to death.
  • Europe is the undoubted capital of booze, with beer, wine, vodka, and other types of booze.
  • In the 1920s, there was a ban on alcoholic beverages in the United States, which lasted until 1933.
    • This led to bootlegging of booze by gangs, as well as speakeasies.
  • Everyone, aside from teetotalers, loves various types of booze.