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Yoshi
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Yoshi is a green, fat lizard (or dinosaur if you prefer). He is known for his obsession of worms, and getting fat instantly upon consumption of food. He is a Master Chef and also owns a drugstore with his newest medication, Bad Medicine, sold there.
Background
Yoshi (ヨッシー, pronounced Yo-she in America and the Mario Bros., Yosh-e in Europe and from himself) was born on February 12, 1947 in Ebara-ku (now part of Shinagawa-ku), Tokyo-to, Japan, and currently lives in Dinosaur Land, Kagoshima-ken, Japan, since 1948.
In 1951, while out for a walk, a baby landed on his back. Along with his friends, he helped the baby and his brother get to their parents.
In 1963, the Super Happy Tree was stolen from the Yoshies by Bowser, causing them all to fall in to a state of depression, and turning Yoshi's Island in to a storybook world. Luckily, they were rescued from this by new hatchlings, who retrieved the Super Happy Tree, beat Bowser, and saved the Yoshies. In 1975, Yoshi also completed his Doctorate in Culinary Arts at the Westminster University School of Hospitality in central London, England, UK, becoming a master chef.
In 1977, Bowser took over the island and hypnotised Yoshi's friends in to fighting him with panels. Yoshi freed his friends and his island and crushed Bowser with garbage blocks made from the panels.
In 1989, Yoshi was captured by Bowser and forced inside an egg. He was freed from the egg, though, by Mario and Luigi, who were trying to rescue the Princess after she was captured while on vacation. Unfortunately, during their journey, Luigi made contact with Anti-Uctions, becoming Mama Luigi, who eventually tried using her evil magic to de-age him and erase his memory, so that she could fullfil her desire to be a mother (which failed due to lawsuits).
In 1991, Yoshi, along with Mario, opened-up a cookie bakery. In 1994, he married Birdo and they had a child; Yoshi Jr, a yellow Yoshi hatchling.
Trivia
- Owns a drug store that sells Bad Medicine.
- Also owns the rights to a restaurant in Ludwig's Thump Castle Hotel, which he also supervises the cooking operations of as the Head Chef.
- Is a member of the NRA, and loves shooting things, especially Mama Luigi (He even has targets of Mama Luigi in his basement.).
- Is an expert at licking ladies for sexual pleasure. In fact, many bitches want him not only because of his kawaii nature, but also for his really special tongue.
- It is confirmed that he will be a playable character in Mario Kart 8 on the Wii U. Not big surprrise.
- One time, he was a ninja that helped out the poor.
- He doesn't take too kindly on Solid Snake's suggestion on eating him.
- However, he doesn't mind eating Snake himself. Yay?
- Yoshi has a tumor on his back a.k.a. a saddle for Mario.
- Once went Turbo and hid inside Diddy Kong Racing DS. His voice clips can still be found in the data of the game.
- It is said that the Pokemon Snivy resembles Yoshi greatly. In fact, in fan art, some people like to make note of this, sometimes adding features of Yoshi (i.e. his saddle shell) to Snivy.
- Possesses the Millennium Star, a star formed only once every thousand years, thus making him the Superstar of the Universe, according to legend.
- One time, when driving a truck full of cookies, Kamek cast a spell on Yoshi's truck, removing him from the truck, causing it to become a runaway, and also spiking the cookies. In response, Yoshi called the Blast Corps team, who destroyed the truck.
- And speaking of cookies, Yoshi also sometimes gives lectures demonstrating how to make cookies. Unfortunately, he only gives these lectures in Japanese.
- A crater on the Moon is named after him.
- Once chewed someone's ass, and thought it was delicious.
- Is a JCAB-licensed aviator, and can fly with wings, either by grabbing the wings themselves, or by eating a blue shell.
- If you play through the story mode of Tetris Attack on the SNES on Easy mode, he will deny you any special reward, and demand that you try a harder mode. If you wait long enough, he will actually get annoyed and yell at you.
Likes
- Birdo
- Food, especially fruits (Melons are his favourite), and cookies
- the Super Happy Tree
- Humping the fuck out of Santa Mario.
- Sports (including Motorsports)
- Being the all-time fan favourite of Mario Kart.
- Jam
Dislikes
- Running out of food.
- His enemies
- When the Super Happy Tree is stolen.
- When his cookies burn
- Being shot in the back of the head.
- Players playing on Easy mode.
Quotes
Yoshi *PEEP POO*
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Yoshi Glubba-dub-glubba! I hate wattah!
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Yoshi Ooohohoh! Yoshi love caterpillars!
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Yoshi BURRRRP!
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Yoshi Yoshi Think Luigi Mama!! Hahaha!
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Yoshi Yoshi love motorcycle. Go VAROOOOOOOM!
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Yoshi Oooooh uggabuggabumchuck, I hate water! I can do it... but do I have to do it now?
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Yoshi Key no taste good.
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Yoshi GASP! That Mean -DUM DE DUM DUM DUM- ...WAAAATERRRRRRR!
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Yoshi Oh, this DOOM thing definetely more fun than tennis!
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Yoshi Fireballs: YUM!
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Yoshi Balls: YUM!
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Yoshi Famo Famo Sheeduck.
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Yoshi BLAU!
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Yoshi YEEEARGH!!
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Yoshi Mmmmmmm...WAP!
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Yoshi Awawawawa!
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Yoshi Yoshi!
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Yoshi *PEEP PUP POO*
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Yoshi *squeals in despair*
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Yoshi Together we own our world. Ha-ha-HAH!
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Yoshi
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Yoshi Now, let's go play together. Under the clearest of blue skies.
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Yoshi Hey! Forget about any special reward for finishing the EASY level!
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Yoshi HEY! I'M NOT KIDDING! That's all! There isn't anymore! Press RESET!
Politics
As of Sunday December 16, 2007, Yoshi started a group of people that were against The Princess and wanted complete power of the Mushroom Kingdom and Dino World. This is known as the Yoshi regime. The following people are official members of the regime:
- Yoshi - Shogun
- King Koopa - Prime Minister
- Larry Koopa - First Lord of the Treasury
- Lemmy Koopa and Iggy Koopa - Yoshi's Cabinet
- Yoshkins - House of Councillors
- Robotnik - House of Representatives
- Roy Koopa - General
- Ganon - Admiral
- Bowser - 1st Lieutenant
- Wizardheimer - Boatswain
The regime is attempting to have The Princess overthrown for reasons as follows:
- Attempted extermination of the Dino population
- Falsely accusing of wrongdoing
- Robberies
- Distrust of the Kingdom
If this overthrow proves successful, Yoshi will assume control of the Mushroom Kingdom as its Emperor, with King Koopa as Prime Minster. Mario, Gay Luigi, Tails and Zelda remain neutral of the situation. Local opposition include: Fat Mario, Mama Luigi, Link, Sonic and The King.
See Also:
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Believe it or not, Yoshi loves himself some Boobies.
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Yoshi loves shooting things in his spare time, especially Mama Luigi.
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Yoshi when playing baseball.
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Yoshi has some confusion with how he plays tennis.
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Yoshi's final rapist form.
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Yoshi is not amused by the former form.
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One time, Yoshi's Island was converted in to a world made of random materials from the craft store.
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Yoshi is concerned about his runaway cookie truck, full of spiked cookies.
Yoshi is awarded the Gold cup!
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Long ago, the Yoshies had their own empire. A spinx was even made of one of the Yoshi Emperors.
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Yoshi instructs you to add eggs to the cookie batter.
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Yoshi making some cookies.
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Yoshi is not amused by the fact that you keep shooting him in the head. Please knock it off.
