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Koopa Troopa

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Name: Koopa Troopa
Appears In: Mario Series
DOB: 1967 (age 54–55)
Nationality: English
Occupation(s): Soldier, Various odd jobs

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Koopa Troopa (centre), with Mouser (right), and Tryclyde (left).
Mario: Looks kind of peaceful!
Luigi: Looks are deceiving when Koopas are involved!

Koopa Troopa and his family (who for the most part, are also called Koopa Troopa) are minions of King Koopa/Bowser in the Super Mario Bros. series, though they also do various other jobs. This particular Koopa was born in Settle, North Yorkshire, England, UK, on August 24, 1967.

In 1984, he joined the armies of King Koopa, and later joined King Koopa's Koopa Pack, in 1988.





  • When Koopa Troopas die, they become Dry Bones.
  • Was one of 8 characters to appear in the original Super Mario Kart. It would be another decade until he would appear in another Mario Kart game, making his triumphant return in Mario Kart: Double Dash!! with his partner, Paratroopa (only to be replaced for Mario Kart DS with Dry Bones, only to later re-appear in Mario Kart Wii alongside him, only to then be by himself in Mario Kart 7).
  • Cannot be killed by jumping on.
  • Some of them run banks that just take your money, or will give you all of the money if you land in front of it.
  • Cannot swim.
  • Owns his own island and various beaches, as well as a cabana (though that is constantly demolished by a big fucking wave).
  • When not in the army, they live in the town of Petalburg.
  • Luigi really hates Koopas and their wing-ed cousins, Paratroopas, to the point that Unicron's theme song plays whenever they have a staredown.
  • They are deadly when they are inside their shell. If the shell bumps into you, then you will die.