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Die
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Die is the undergo of the word death, which is the act of ending one's life. When a YouTube Poop character dies, they are temporarily moved to the pit (this is why Ganon can come back so many times). If you have eaten enough green mushrooms, you can continue from a save point.
DIE also happens to be Ganon's favorite word. In Link: Faces of Evil, Ganon gives Link an offer, should he refuse, Link will DIE. In Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon, Zelda brings light to Ganon's lair, and Zelda must DIE as a punishment.
People who have tried to DIE
- Link - See Above
- Zelda - See Above
- Mario - Stone Luigi threw a stone football at him
- Emo Luigi - See Article.
- You - YouTube Poopers (and poop watchers) have been known to be very suicidal
- Team Fortress 2 Characters - People have guns and rocket lawn-chairs. What do you expect?
- Gaara - Emo
- Yoshi - Tried to kill himself after being raped so many times by EVERYBODY
- Cheatsy - Jumped off the Capitol Records Bldg as a result of being harassed for his hair
- Sasuke - Attempted to kill himself via an experiment involving Tattoos, amputated duck feet and lip stick. While this failed, it did lead to the creation of Slightly Pissed Off Sasuke
- Geese Howard Owing to the hundreds of times he's thrown himself off skyscrapers every time he has lost a fight.
- Me
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People who have DIEd
- Ganon - Sent various times into the Pit
- Fat Mario - Took his own life to save 2/3 of the world population
- Duke Onkled - Killed by King Harkinian after contracting AIDS.
- Black Shadow- Killed by a Falcon Punch thrown by none other than Captain Falcon.
- Sora - He first crashed into Koridai then was killed by Broly
- Goku - Killed many times
- Dio-chan
- Hinata - Bison´s Arse attack
- Neji
- Broly
- Aeris
- Shadow the Hedgehog - He's died about 5000 times. During his many short lifetimes, Shadow has tried to kill himself numerous times due to the fact that he is an emo. Recently, he was finally killed by Captain Falcon permanently by the almighty Falcon Punch.
- Princess Sally Acorn- Killed by the combined efforts of the Angry Video Game Nerd & The Terminator, but has recently resurfeced
- Amy Rose- Killed twice by Sally Acorn, though some say that both documents were recorded at the same time, thus the authenticity of Amy dying twice is quite unsure
- Carmen - Killed by God Rabbit
- Shou - Also killed by God Rabbit
- Mama Luigi - Killed many times but (s)he always comes back to life without going to the pit, which, of course, BURRRRRRRRRRNS!
- Dodongo Dong - Read article
- The Tourettes Guy :(
- The Angry Video Game Nerd - Died by touching his own fucking door at the end of his review for Dragon's Lair for the NES.
- The Nostalgia Critic (Lots & lots of times actually.)
- The Irate Gamer's evil twin brother.
- GasmaskAvenger - Killed by The Terminator, but unlike Sally, he returned immediately after Sally's demise to resume making Youtube Poops
- King Harkinian - Died many times due to alcohol intoxication
- Brock Samson
- Optimus Prime - though he came back to life.
- Master Asia - killed by Domon Kasshu
- Goronu
- Lupay
LadyDevimon - Killed twice by the Digidestines, but has returned & is still around to this date
- Hektad - Melted after Zelda killed him with an energy blast from her sword. Zelda thinks it is GOOD that Hektad is dead.
- Jafar
- Kurt Cobain
- Uctions
- Anti-Uctions
- Miyuki-Chan
- Vegeta - Died twice
- Gangstanam - (And various aliases) But he continues to reincarnate and be stupid
- Gaston - Was thrown into the Pit
- Cruella de Vil - Died of lung cancer in spite of Mario's warning
- Spy - Always killed by a Sniper
- Jimmy Neutron - Never mess with some one with a Dinner Blaster, especially Rufufu.
- Metal Rufufu - Destroyed by Metal Tororo
- Cliff Burton of Metallica
- Gohan
- Animal Fat - Died many times (First, he blew up after being pissed on by Bill Gates. Second, after he died he went into the kitchen and stabbed himself in the nose with a spoon. Third, it rained chili. Fourth, he got zapped by Josh. Fifth, he fainted and realized he raped Josh. Fifth, he got flipped in the hair by a mongoose and fell. Sixth, he died from a cheese overdose. Lastly, he got killed during a congraduation ceremony).
People who can't DIE
- Haruhi
- All the characters in Team Fortress 2 Except the Spy - (They just keep respawning unless you change to a spy)
- Metal Tororo - He's invincible to everything, except robotic clones of the real thing, which only deals 0.00000000000000000000000000000...1 (note the elipsis to show that it keeps on going and going and going) damage.
- You
- Richard Nixon
- Liquid Snake
- Turok
- Bond; James Bond
- Captain Falcon
Trivia
- A really retarded way of using DIE is if you only have one out of the two or more dice that you have. (An example of using it is "Let's play Dungeons & Dragons by using only this one DIE.")
- Another way of saying die is when you're being all fancy like for saying words like deceased, decayed, blown up, and other stuff like that.
