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Revision as of 14:28, 23 February 2011

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Ganon threatens to make Link DIE!

Die is the undergo of the word death, which is the act of ending one's life. When a YouTube Poop character dies, they are temporarily moved to the Pit (this is why Ganon can come back so many times). If you have eaten enough green mushrooms, you can continue from a save point.

DIE also happens to be Ganon's favorite word. In Link: Faces of Evil, Ganon gives Link an offer, should he refuse, Link will DIE. In Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon, Zelda brings light to Ganon's lair, and Zelda must DIE as a punishment.

People Who Have Tried To DIE!

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People Who Have DIEd!

People Who Can't DIE!

Mr. Sandman's showing you what the face of Death looks like.
  • Death (Have you ever seen anyone kill the grim reaper, really?)
  • The Pope (You can't kill The Pope!)
  • Robotnik Dr. Robotnik got killed by The Nostalgia Critic once, along with Sonic The Hedgehog, Tails, Scratch (But not Grounder for some strange reason.), and the entire fucking world of Mobius. (Jesus Christ!!!)
  • Anybody who touches a Starman, but only for a brief period of time.
  • The Terminator (If you kill him, he'll simply return back to his time in the future, from which he can at anytime come back to the present.)
  • Starscream (His ghost always comes back to take over a new body.)
  • The I/ article on this Chewiki. Is now dead. :D
  • Mr. Sandman (He's strong enough to knock-out death itself, as well as anyone that tries to kill him. Infact, if he does get knocked out, he'll be back on his feet in ten minutes tops.)
  • Jason Voorhees - Got killed multiple times, yet he ends up returning anyway.
  • Jesus Christ (Even though he was put on a cross, he came back.)

People Who Are Going To Die

  • Everybody, sooner or later.
  • You when you find out somebody that loves you just died.
  • You when you find out somebody loves you.
  • CoolKirby113
  • Cammy
  • Shattered Glass Optimus Prime
  • Old Snake
  • The Maximals (At least according to Rattrap.)
  • Tyrannosaurus Alan (Come on... he's a dinosaur.)
  • All of the Food Loving King's minions. (He knows when they die by saying "Dying met! He met! He met!")
  • Your mother.

Trivia

  • A really retarded way of using DIE is if you only have one out of the two or more dice that you have. (An example of using it is "Let's play Dungeons & Dragons by using only this one DIE.")
  • Another way of saying die is when you're being all fancy like for saying words like deceased, decayed, blown up, and other stuff like that.
  • You lost another loan to DIEtech.
  • 4Kids Entertainment hates it when people DIE.
  • When you're sick, you might have DIEarrhea, especially if it's a bad case of it.
  • Duke Onkled has a DIEner.
  • There is a Greek goddess named AphroDIEtie.
  • Eyes and vaginas can be DIElated.
  • Hydrogen, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Fluorine, Chlorine, Bromine, and Iodine are all DIEatomic elements.

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  • To color things like easter eggs you can use DIE.
  • If you're fat you should go on a DIEt.
  • You need DIEtary Fibre when you've got constipation.
  • DIEnamite is explosive.
  • The hardest substance is DIEmond.
  • Link: Faces of Evil takes place in KoriDIE.
  • There is a Pokemon attack called DIEnamic Punch.
  • There are DIEnosaurs in Jurassic Park.
  • In the X-Men arcade game, Magneto will want to welcome the X-Men to DIE!!!
  • A DIEagram displays information as a visual media.
  • If you have the hiccups, it means your DIEaphragm is twitching.
  • If the Terminator says to you "Hasta la vista, baby", then you will most surely DIE.
  • You ARE dead! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
  • There are James Bond movies called Live and Let DIE, Tomorrow Never DIEs, DIEmonds Are Forever, and DIE Another Day.
  • When you DIE, you cross the River Styx to get to The Pit. While you cross the river, you will hear songs by the band Styx in the background.
  • SKATE OR DIE!!!!!!!!!
  • When you smoot someone in their moment of glory, you must be DIE.
  • Don't eat Chowder's burple nurples or you will DIE.
  • Failure makes Dr. Evil angry. And when Dr. Evil is angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE!
  • Freddy Krueger will make sure you DIE in your dreams and in real life at the same time.
  • Die in German means "the". Go figure, right?
  • Metallica likes mentioning death and DIEing.
  • Patrick Henry either wants liberty, or to DIE.
  • Spartans, tonight we DIEne in Hell!
  • The tickets are now DIEing!
  • Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone DIEd! The End.