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Revision as of 14:47, 14 August 2009
This article is filed under Characters.
Luigi, the brother of Mario, comes in several main forms, as well as countless other lesser-known forms. All of his main (and many of the other) forms are materializations of his psyche. Being such a shape shifter, Luigi is hard to find by detectives and police, mainly for his most evil forms. Contrary to the laws of physics and the time-space continuum, his forms also tend to meet each other at certain times.
His most well known forms include Regular Luigi, Mama Luigi, Retard Luigi, Egg Luigi and Gay Luigi.
Likes
- Mario
- The Princess (Peach)
- Yoshi
- Mighty Plumber
- Dr. Rabbit
- Toad
- The Other Princess (Daisy)
- Learning about history.
- Destroying Koopa Paratroopas with either his cum or a gas can of some of Mario's borrowed Uctions (As seen in the pic to the right.).
Dislikes
- Bowser
- His Other Forms
- King Koopa
- Wario
- Cheatsy
- Big Mouth
- Kootie Pie
- Hop
- Bully
- Hip
- Kooky
- Waluigi
- Oogtar
- Dirk Drain-Head
- Wizardheimer/Kamek
- Adolf Hitler
- Nazis
- World War II
- The Holocaust
- Dry Bones (He hates anything that is dead, except for Michael Jackson.)
- Boo Diddly
- Screwattack for claiming him as a great pussy ass bitch.
Forms
Luigi is a unique character, as through a seires of events, many duplicate versions of Luigi (Referred to as 'forms') have been created.
During the events of the Super Mario Bros. Super Show, Luigi teleported back to Brooklyn but goofed up to form Mario Luigi and another time caused it to reappear. Mario thought the wisest decision was for Luigi to get his own game. After Luigi's first solo-game, Mario is Missing, Luigi got a bad reputation from the Brooklyn community. He was called a retard, and developed his first proper personality, Retard Luigi. On one occasion, Mario and Luigi went to save the Princess, and Mario called Luigi gay on the way there. Luigi started to explore his homosexual thoughts, and Gay Luigi was born.
After spending long months without a partner, Luigi decided it would be best to room with his brother, in order to save up his rent money for a new chisel. However, while reading up on the topic of homosexuality at his house, he was interrupted by Mario's annoying (yet hot) record. Upon burning said record, part of his soul was said to have been torched as well, causing Debrotherized Luigi to reveal himself from the deep dark shadows of Luigi's heart.
In an attempt to cool down Luigi's temper, Mario prompted that they head on over to Dinosaur World for a vacation. While there, Luigi created Stone Luigi and Egg Luigi to enhance his abilities and hopefully, match up to his brother. But after more terrible game reviews and overshadowing, Luigi created his final form, Mama Luigi! This seemed like a funny name at the time, but Mama Luigi was about to exact his revenge.
Despite having many different main forms, Luigi is pretty much dressed the same way in all but the Egg form and Anime Luigi form. Skin tone and hair color may vary throughout. Voice may vary as well.
Known Forms of Luigi
- Regular Luigi - A form that denies being related to the other forms.
- Mama Luigi - A form of Luigi that is said to be a satanic creation brought to life by raw hatred and children's tears.
- Stone Luigi - A form of Luigi in which he gains extreme throwing and debating skills.
- Gay Luigi - Mario's butt buddy on the journey to defeat the mighty toasters and save the Princess from Bowser.
- Retard Luigi - The weakest of the main Luigi forms, Retard Luigi's only special attribute is that he is easily confused by balls.
- Debrotherized Luigi - One must perform the dreaded Hot Plunger Storm Dance to magically transform Luigi into this form.
- God Luigi - Activated when Gay Luigi is really pissed off, or when Gay Luigi touches a Smash Ball.
- Game Luigi - Not Luigi.
- Emo Luigi - The Luigi that always seems depressed.
- Egg Luigi - Luigi, with the misfortune of being turned into an egg by Wizardheimer.
- Weegee - A very powerful but silent form. Also a dead fad, like Dog Flipping A Pancake.
- Anime Luigi - A very greedy and messed up Luigi.
- Fat Luigi - An incredibly fat Luigi that could kill up to 20 people unexpectedly by falling on them.
- Mr L - An evil form of Luigi that likes crushing people with his robot, Brobot. He was created by Count Bleck's assistant, Nastaisia.
- 3 Eyed Blue Luigi - Yep.
- Luigizilla - The only pooper who has ever awaken the fire breathing reptile residing in Luigi is LuigiGodzillaGirl.
- Mario Luigi - Formed when Luigi wears Mario's clothes/steals his voice.
- Retard Mama Luigi - The strange Mama/Retard combo, in Luigi form.
- Waluigi - Not really Luigi, just some stupid rival who gets even less of a spotlight then Luigi, though.
- Real Luigi - The real live-action Luigi living in Brooklyn with Real Mario
