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For those who are wondering why I created this page, I seriously '''''[[love]]''''' the nonsensical captions that YouTube did. And even though I know it's a beta, I would seriously like it if YouTube never changed their captioning things. With that said, these are the YouTube captions that I think are some of the funniest I've seen around.
 
For those who are wondering why I created this page, I seriously '''''[[love]]''''' the nonsensical captions that YouTube did. And even though I know it's a beta, I would seriously like it if YouTube never changed their captioning things. With that said, these are the YouTube captions that I think are some of the funniest I've seen around.
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By the way, some of these captions are originally found from the [[YouChewPoop]] Forums involving [http://youchewpoop.com/forum/index.php?/topic/66074-post-inaccurate-youtube-transcribed-captions-here/ inaccurate transcribed YouTube captions], so if I thought they were funny enough to be here...well, good job to you guys. Otherwise, the rest most likely was founded by me on random types of videos on YouTube.
  
 
==Well, start the Gallery already!==
 
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Image:Jurywagesjump.jpg|The jury wages jump over them all!
 
Image:Jurywagesjump.jpg|The jury wages jump over them all!
 
Image:Atotallylonelyfirstpieceofcrap.jpg|To the Internet, a totally lonely first piece of crap.
 
Image:Atotallylonelyfirstpieceofcrap.jpg|To the Internet, a totally lonely first piece of crap.
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Image:Adf7gm.jpg|Jobs jobs jobs jobs jobs jobs jobs jobs jobs jobs that have gone.
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Image:Youtube's reaction to game decapitation.jpg|YouTube must be a good mind-reader, huh?
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Image:Cosby9.jpg|The people began to air.
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Image:Iwouldputthegaymen.jpg|I would put the gay men in here.
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Image:Insulttheissue.jpg|Why not insult the issue when I gave you a place that you could stay?
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Image:Moraleja.png|Drugs are your pal, Well.
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Image:Allaroundplayeryes.jpg|YouTube, why do you keep on answering your own questions?
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Image:Ohyouyoutube.jpg|Perhaps this could the state of Florida...
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Image:Youtube caption fail 031.jpg|Tsvangirai various and points trying to block. It saves time and I most likely not...
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Image:11rdgky.png|Yes I'm serious about the war in Afghanistan and smoldering, implode or anything like that.
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Image:AndhewastheCD-isothat'sthat.jpg|And he was the [[CD-i]], so that's that.
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Image:AofaJapanese.png|The main guy from "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" and "The Price Is Right" is a of a Japanese.
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Image:Withabouthalfoflongisland.jpg|With about half of Long Island?
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Image:ThisisactualABClivenewscoverage.jpg|[[Gwar]] beating up naughty children is now a part of ABC News' live coverage.
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Image:Kidskilltheirparents.jpg|Parents taking their kids kill their parents for [[bad]] grades that this one is just...
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Image:Apologizez.png|[[Yes]], sorry about that [[Obama]].
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Image:450,000 This Is Alan.jpg|This Is Alan sold around four hundred fifty thousand copies.
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Image:2qbc74k.png|King Kong for the SelectaVision's VideoDiscs is perfect for some public interest income.
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Image:What'sthestatusofthefastlane.jpg|[[Gordon Freeman]], what's the status of the fast lane?
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Image:Tamamayoutubecaption.png|[[Sgt. Frog|Tamama]] [[love]]s having [[Iraq]] the of any [[masturbate]].
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Image:Wehaveeightchildrentowatch.jpg|According to the [[Nostalgia Critic]], ''we'' have eight children to watch.
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Image:MikeTysonsixtytwo.jpg|The Troll from [[New York|Central Park]] thinks with uncertainty from everyone that [[Mike Tyson]] is 62.
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Image:Isyourmomkidnapped.jpg|The host of [[NICK]] Arcade wonders, with great comedic value, "Is your mom kidnapped?"
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Image:Schoolisnotwrong.jpg|What is [[wrong]] with the idea of school?! The enemy's once again are "he have half of them"!
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Image:Beattheshitoutofme.jpg|And the horrible things to them would beat the [[shit]] out of me!
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Image:Asix-year-oldmaybeheadedfortrouble.jpg|[[NICK|I]] have a six-year-old, and that may be headed for trouble!
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Image:PressHereYouDon'tBlock.JPG|[[AVGN|Press here, you dumb fuck = Press here, you don't block.]]
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Image:Theeventthathediedateachstop.jpg|The event that he [[die]]d at each stop!
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Image:It'simportanttohavetogetthatthingyouknow.jpg|It's important to have to get that thing, [[you]] know!
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Image:ButJimthosealreadypluggedintotheroom.JPG|But [[Engineer|Jim]], [[die|those already plugged into the room]]!
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Image:TheBeatlesweren'tyou.JPG|According to Kirk Fogg, [[The Beatles]] weren't [[you]]!
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Image:ThanksGlitchGremlin.JPG|One deleted scene has the [[AVGN]] actually ''thanking'' the Glitch Gremlin for fucking up [[Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!]]
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Image:Mppwk.png|All the raisins are ''praising'' the War in Iraq like it's a sacred ritual to them!
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Image:Potatomen.jpg|Take on organizations. They take on committee. They take on this Potato Men (and) this doctrine!
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Image:TheDemocratshavewon.jpg|The Democrats have won!
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Image:Mary_L._Iandrieu.JPG|LEASING SODOMIZING WITH A PROTEST VOTE AND WHO HAD A NUTSHELL!? ALL WHAT MARY L. IANDRIEU!
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Image:Picture23.png|[[Obama]] tried to exploding with diarrhea!
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Image:Eur1b8.jpg|[[I]] had this person's life!
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Image:Theticketsarenowdying.jpg|The tickets are [[no]]w [[die|dying!]]
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Image:StillsomestartlingtiestotheClintons.jpg|Olmec discovers that there's still startling ties to the [[Bill Clinton|Clin]][[Hilary Clinton|tons]]!
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Image:Angk.JPG|We wait for the team and the Heavyweight Title of Sacrifice between [[you]]<!--and--> her Angolans' knowledge.
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Image:Stop Twilight.JPG|Stop [[Twilight]] with any of the current you use it in the house.
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Image:Thesintaxesallthestatesfromthejobloss.JPG|Right of the very top into the flight, the sin taxes ''all'' the states from the job loss.
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Image:I'mLindaWertheimer.JPG|[[Peter Griffin]], I do not know what types of drugs you've been smoking, but you're definately ''not'' Linda Wertheimer, whoever she is.
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Image:Taughtthestrawberries.JPG|To focus the taught the strawberries, assume [[Bob]] be simplest of may be headed for the jeans.
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Image:I'maliar.JPG|Please help me, I'm falling because I'm a liar! *insert falling sound here*
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Image:Thepartiesaredead.JPG|Apparently, the parties are [[dead]] thanks to Tommy Wiseau and "The Room".
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Image:Talkingheadsoverheadthesky.jpg|Steve Nash's skateboard proclaims that 'talking [[head]]s overhead the sky'! Try singing ''that'' for a chorus.
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Image:AVGNcoldwar.JPG|The [[AVGN]] does not like hearing about a new Cold War.
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Image:Chickeninabarbershop.jpg|Well, all right. If it wasn't for [[KFC|chicken]], [[you]] could call this barber shop "[[Three]]".
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Image:N8iia.png|The [[ship]] was about to [[die]]. And so was a certain [[King Harkinian|king]].
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Image:TheCIAforcame.JPG|The C.I.A. for [[came]], and so did I... I'm sorry about that.
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Image:Captions5.png|[[Stu Pickles|Stu]] and Drew Pickles love to argue about the wishes to contribute [[sex]]ual unrealistic watching ''and'' listening.
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Image:Idon'tthinkthey'vegottenalotofpolitics.JPG|Olmec doesn't think the [[children]] have gotten a lot of politics yet.
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Image:ReasonisgettingaGodlessweek.JPG|Reason is getting a Godless week!
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Image:Quote_the_Gates_of_Hell... nevermore.JPG|[[Shaq]] once quoted the Gates of Hell during an interview in an NBA Finals series.
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Image:Clinton_Won.JPG|According to the NesQuik [[Bugs Bunny|bunny]], [[Bill Clinton|Clin]][[Hillary Clinton|ton]] won!
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Image:InorderforasecondchanceinHell.JPG|The host hit a lady because he wanted a second chance in [[Hell]].
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Image:PoliceQuestion.JPG|Okay, the next question comes from the police!
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Image:AfightwithJimWright.JPG|It's called with a fight, at least with Jim Wright.
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Image:YouknowshewoulddefinatelygetAIDS.JPG|You know, she (Tila Tequila) would definately get [[AIDS]].
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Image:AndhisteamfromMichaelJacksontoMeccaJacksontheKingofRobocop.JPG|And [[AVGN|his]] team from [[Michael Jackson]] to [[Michael Jackson|Mecca Jackson, the King of Robocop!]]
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Image:30kzk47.jpg|May [[Homestar|I]] add [[1|one]] level and went on last night's [[sex|marinated]] in what I remember and take a shower?
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Image:1datgyigone.png|Well, he nagin of this. A jagged edge by he's done and all home in datgyigone a knife.
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Image:5,000victimsofStalin'sfivethousand.JPG|Olmec stopped five thousand victims of [[Stalin]]'s five thousand. (Why?) That's because it's there.
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Image:Andthat'swhatitsaysanimals.jpg|And that's what it says: [[:Category:Animals|animals]].
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Image:WhataboutI'dliketoeat.jpg|What about 'I'd like to eat'!?
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Image:Onbehalfofakiller.jpg|An erection was given on behalf of a killer. And to think that those two things are stiff.
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Image:Captions6.png|That stock of [[sex]]ual is that's for sure people.
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Image:DyingAlive.JPG|[[I]] will be [[die|dying]] alive and in Indiana!
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Image:CivilRightsareevulz.jpg|''Be'' the standards to protect themselves from the ''[[evil|dreaded]]'' civil rights!
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Image:Bigcityspending.jpg|It's [[no]]t the intent of [[Billy Mays|big city]] [[money|spending]] for the time being.
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Image:Congressandthebeast.jpg|Congress and [[Satan|the beast]] are the same thing!
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Image:Everyonewantstogivemesomemoney.jpg|Everyone wants to give [[Chris-Chan|me]] some [[money]]!
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Image:EverybodybetrayedtheiFed.JPG|That everybody betrayed the I Fed up with the world's of - of he said you know Christopher.
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Image:Twilightwitheventoccuring.jpg|[[Twilight]], with event occuring, [[you]] use it in the house. I GOT ME SOME BITCHES!!
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Image:CholesterolRace.JPG|Cholestoral Race, what's important is just eighty one writer.
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Image:Don'ttouchofNovember.JPG|Don't touch of November, get out!
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Image:ThereisaGodthatIwastherealactor.jpg|There is a [[God]] that [[Nostalgia Critic|I]] was the real actor!
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Image:Alaadinshehadwho'srunningforaslam-dunkon.jpg|[[Aladdin]], she had ''who<nowiki>'</nowiki>s'' running for the [[:Category:Basketball Players|slam-dunk]] on?!
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Image:Whydidyoueverthinkthatyou'dreadthebook.JPG|Why ''did'' [[you]] ''ever'' think that you'd read [[Twilight|the book]]?
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Image:AVGNsex.JPG|[[You]] want to have [[sex]]? With [[AVGN|ME]]?!
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Image:SitSitSitSitSitSitSitSit.JPG|Just sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit with for the [[Nazi]]s ''my favorite part'' and I hope!
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Image:What'srightforchocolateVirtuaFighter.jpg|What's right for [[chocolate]], Virtua Fighter?
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Image:The_'n.-word.jpg|This guy loves to have some extra use of the 'n.-word.
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Image:Iamnotamoron.jpg|[[I]] am [[no]]t a moron!
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Image:Punditocracy.jpg|Apparently, this [[:Category:Characters - Christian|Christian priest]] wants to see a Punditocracy happening.
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Image:Forconcreteagreementsandpenis.jpg|[[Orson Welles]] once did a pea commercial for concrete agreements and [[penis]].
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Image:Yesitwasthenuts.jpg|[[Yes]], it was the [[nuts]]!
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Image:Iwanttosmokealot.jpg|[[:Category:Basketball Players|I]] want to [[Magic Drugs|smoke]] a lot going on!
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Image:You'lltakeoffyourclotheslive.jpg|[[Bill Cosby]]'s obeying [[YouTube]]'s commands by taking off his clothes live! You're sick, YouTube. SICK!!
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Image:He'sgotthecannibals.jpg|He's got the cannibals!!
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Image:SowhenIaminyourneighborhoodyou'remorefags.jpg|So when I (Ice Cube/the Police) am in your neighborhood, [[you]]'re more [[gay|fags]].
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Image:Thepovertyisworse.jpg|The poverty is ''worse'' in Pinnochio's world!
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Image:TheBeachGod.JPG|The Beach [[God]] is pleased at his recognition by at least [[1]] [[New York]] Mets fan.
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Image:WeloadstrongerEnvelope.jpg|But if we make a "horn", we load stronger Envelope!
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Image:AnSpE.png|Behold the [[Batman]]'s ''real'' secret identity: Larry King!
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Image:BusinessinCuba.jpg|He was a kid and ceramic take warning doing now all this business with Cuba.
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Image:Don'tIdon'tknow.jpg|Don't [[AVGN|I]] don't know that the [[Sega]] 32X was a piece of [[shit]]?!
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Image:HesupportsPentagontimesaidhouseonmuchfunandgames.jpg|"He ([[The King|the mad king of Bavaria]]) supports Pentagon time" said House On Much Fun & Games.
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Image:Captionfail.jpg|An FBI action limit this on the its network.
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Image:Feastofcookingmusic.jpg|I think we can now have a [[feast]] of cooking music!
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Image:Capcompolicyandthat.jpg|Apparently, [[Capcom]] has a new policy... and that <s>sucks</s> rules!
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Image:1z6ggyt.JPG|The body of the system of citizenship for freedom and see the world through these restrictions.
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Image:NATOAirForceF-SIXTEENPilotShape.JPG|They've got the NATO Air Force F-SIXTEEN pilot shape!
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Image:1QQdL.png|The population<!--of this city--> was the [[Miley Cyrus|music star]]!
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Image:Yousellyourbrain.jpg|[[You]] sell your brain is agreeing with the leader of Aum Members yourself!
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Image:Didyouwanttoleaveyou'regoingtogetmarried.jpg|Did [[you]] want to leave? You're ''going'' to get married.
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Image:Alleleyoumyfavoritepastime.jpg|How much is it going to be? Eighteen Allele, keep this ago the-you my favorite pastime!
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Image:SherrieDean.JPG|Sherrie Dean takes a ride in a closed door and is just like one mentions and getting.
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Image:It'snotunusual.jpg|Hedo Turkoglu, [[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air|it's not unusual to be loved by anyone!]]
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Image:Donotvoteforthepeacetreaty.jpg|While some booking do not going to vote for the peace treaty and winner.
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Image:Wtdnyo.jpg|[[Peter Griffin|I]] will [[suicide|kill]] [[me]]!
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Image:Mortal_Kombat's_a_top_player.JPG|[[Scorpion|Mortal Kombat]]? It sounds like a top player!
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Image:MortgageDelinquencies.JPG|Mortgage Delinquencies don't want to talk with Rosa!
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Image:Motherlunch.jpg|But his mother lunch there, I crossed the boundaries!
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Image:Jordanwillpayforit.jpg|<!--Michael-->Jordan will ''pay'' for it! She is an experianced extremist. Taliban is ''so'' irresponsible!
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Image:DanBBQ.JPG|"Dan always say âЄœnoâЄ to my barbeques?" ...Uh, [[no]].
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Image:He'soutforyou.jpg|He's<!--Tommy Wiseau--> out for [[you]]!
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Image:Butopen84heneedstogetaway.jpg|But open Eighty Four; he ''needs'' to get away!
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Image:C_N_N_.JPG|Talk about ''forty different'' from units CNN, tough guy!
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Image:Chickenacastle.jpg|They have been doors to city the chicken a castle.
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Image:LetGaniLawalchallengeyouonthat.JPG|Let [[me]] challenge [[you]] on that.
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Image:EhfDy.png|[[Crow T. Robot|This]] is the celebrity [[Canada|Canadian]] [[Bacon]].
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Image:Dfghds.png|My name is Jessica Watch and tonight, I will be [[sex|breeding]].
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Image:2yk018g.png|You why [[Kevin Butler]]'s like this? Because ''real'' boxes don't like this.
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Image:TheirLifeIsJewish.PNG|Everyone ''had'' to put on "Their Life Is [[Jew]]ish"!
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Image:Candidate'sWife.JPG|Well, [[AVGN|he]] make you know candidate's wife, he's done it all home in Haiti again in Iraq.
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Image:AVGNLikeWorking.JPG|The [[AVGN]] does not like working.
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Image:PhilKnicksOhioMark.JPG|Phil, all the ''future'' of the ''Knicks that did not! Have her not!'' '''Ohio Mark.'''
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Image:YOUAREEIGHTIES.JPG|Congratulations... [[you]] are [[The '80s|Eighties]]! :)
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Image:It'sagoodbeginning.jpg|It'sa [[good]] beginning for The Misfits to laugh.
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Image:JamesCubanL.A.Clintons.JPG|[[AVGN|James]]' lightning strike to enter Cuban refugees' court; sighted [[California|L.A.]] order the [[Bill Clinton|Clin]][[Hillary Clinton|tons]] would use.
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Image:Intheeightiesyouhadareading.jpg|In [[the Eighties|the eighties]], [[you]] had a reading<!--Rainbow-->!
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Image:Thedeadliestsituationbecamealoveofcalls.jpg|Yet the [[dead]]liest situation became a [[love]] of calls, the [[Canada|Winter Olympics]] and his comrades.
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Image:$5000.jpg|Later Still really means [[you]] got [[five]] thousand [[money|dollars]].
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Image:Alldrugalchoholics.jpg|So when from the genes like all drug alchoholics, interest needed to get involved.
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Image:Eazy-E's not a nerd!.JPG|You think I<!--Eazy-E--> do not care? I'm not a nerd!
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Image:Rupert2.png|You won't be complete without dessert, but as diabetes!
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Image:I'mnothing.JPG|Looks like the guy from that one video gaming webcomic think's that he's nothing!
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Image:Don'tconnecttheredwineortothebluewater.JPG|Don't connect the red wine ''or'' to the blue water!
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Image:ButthePresidentwantstohaveyou.jpg|My [[God]]. But the [[President]] wants to have you!
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Image:Abu_Allah.JPG|May all hail the blood sacrifice made for Abu [[Allah]]!
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Image:HtOD8.png|Sign first from [[George W. Bush|President Bush]] had been killed by the monster Frankenstein!
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Image:Don'tEatChristopherDarden.JPG|He needs time to, uh he needs time to the pirates ''don<nowiki>'</nowiki>t eat Christopher Darden!''
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Image:I'marow.jpg|I'm a row. BLEEGH!
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Image:Pursueth.jpg|[[No]] man pursueth did!
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Image:Ifeelgreatappetiteforyouandyou'veseen.jpg|I feel [[great]] appetite for you and you've seen that.
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Image:You'vegotthejewishvote.jpg|You've got the [[Jew]]ish vote.
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Image:You'renotgoingtohappentoheritwasignored.jpg|You're not going to happen to her. It was ignored.
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Image:Wouldn'titbeniceifthereisreallyawordChristmas.JPG|Wouldn't it be nice if there ''really is'' a word '[[Christmas]]'?
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Image:Shewantstobecomputers.jpg|[[Plumbers Don't Wear Ties|She]] wants to be computers!
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Image:Gottagopatfortoday.jpg|[[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses|ToddInTheShadows]] has gotta go pat for today.
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Image:A6KZ8.PNG|He did; [[you]] say <nowiki>'</nowiki>Give me two thousand ''more'' jobs for Italy!<nowiki>'</nowiki>
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Image:Clearouttheoldthree.jpg|Nothing like that phase now of the forced to clear out the old [[three|th]][[tree|ree]]!
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Image:Thereisvirtuallycertainpointsintheroom.jpg|There is virtually certain points in "The Room".<!--..that sucked, I mean, ruled.-->
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Image:You'renotsitting.jpg|Uh, Olmec, you're not sitting!
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Image:Doyoudoamovie.jpg|Do [[you]] [[sex|do]] a movie?
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Image:CincinnatiRedsFailed.JPG|[[ICP|I]] wear the same clothes; Cincinnati Reds failed to do something else. It is about a quarter.
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Image:20,921UN.JPG|The twenty thousand, nine hundred twenty one-year-old, the U.N., has yet to be judged by a woman being.
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Image:Wellwiththewomanit'sbeendestroyedsono.jpg|Well with the woman, it's been destroyed, so no.
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Image:Wellasaniceboxthankyou.jpg|Well as an ice box, thank you.
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Image:YestheIsraelisbridgethisdecision.JPG|[[Yes]], the [[:Category:Characters - Jewish|Israelis]] bridge this decision!
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Image:Itohavechildren.jpg|I to<!--[sic]--> have children.
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Image:Thewordthatninetythreeandcompliedwithgreatdignity.jpg|The word that ninety three and complied with great dignity and we hit-I told him that city!
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Image:ThatmanandRobinareBlack.JPG|Police commissioner said "[[I]] think [[Batman|that man]] and [[Robin]] [[wrong|are]] [[Black]]!"
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Image:Thisisstillburning.jpg|[[WalrusGuy|This is still burning!]]
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Image:It'saminute.jpg|It's a minute.
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Image:WellI'mnoteighty.JPG|Well, I'm not eighty!
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Image:Transcribe03.jpg|[[Dr. Eggman|I]] just don't like their race.
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Image:Thatisracist.jpg|That is racist!
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Image:Thisisalook.jpg|This is a look! [[Chicken|I]] repeat: this is a look!
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Image:1z6ggyt.jpg|The body of the system of citizenship for freedom and ''see'' the world through ''these'' restrictions.
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Image:Britainisquitetense.png|Only [[Chris-Chan]] believes that [[Great Britain|Britain]] is quite tense.
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Image:QuartersintoWorldWarTwo.JPG|Did you know that [[Gordon Freeman]] once pushed some giant quarters into [[Germany|World]] [[Italy|War]] [[Japan|II]]?
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Image:2z7oo4i.jpg|We don't penalize ''anything'', Nomination.
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Image:What'swithoutcorruption.JPG|What's with out corruption are important is that the Department of Public What?!
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Image:Allrightwillyoubethinkingabouthavingittoo.jpg|All right, will you be thinking about having [[sex|done it]] too?
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Image:Epko.jpg|Maybe I deserve some sort of World War.
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Image:Rupert4.jpg|You found a way out of terrorism!
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Image:Mhmgetsreadyforthelevelofboth.jpg|Mhm gets ready for the of for us for big top, the level of both.
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Image:Peoplearestrugglingwithweeds.jpg|There's people out there struggling with [[Magic Drugs|weed]]s.
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Image:Onlineencyclopedialikelytodeath.jpg|[[Uncyclopedia|Once I say Columbia]], which is like [[Wikipedia|online]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|encyclopedia]] likely to [[die|death]].
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Image:CriticismofPresidentClinton's.JPG|But your brother's, we're shows that as a criticism of [[:Category:American Presidents|President]] [[Bill Clinton|Clinton's]], everybody is just sort.
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Image:9vk19c.jpg|Only Belle from [[Beauty & The Beast]] knew that that last picture doesn't mean anything.
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Image:LeafExplosion.JPG|The next you see an explosion, scream out "Leaf" really loudly.
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Image:Prayer.JPG|Harry Armis wants to give [[you]] a prayer before you play [[Plumbers Don't Wear Ties|his game.]]
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Image:SeasonofEgypt.JPG|What's your state election, season of [[:Category:Characters - Egyptian|Egypt]]? Just that's the challenge of this.
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Image:Senatersarefaek.jpg|[[Nostalgia Critic|She]] says the [[yes|Senators are real!]]
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Image:Blasphemous.jpg|There are not many of the states are among the next that phrase [[God]] damn it or tell [[you]]<!--Uh, [[User:Yoshit|Yoshit]], if you're reading this, please forgive me.-->...
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Image:Mysondied.jpg|My son [[die]]d. :(
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Image:MorganFreemanhowdoyouthinkaboutthem.JPG|[[Gordon Freeman|Morgan Freeman]], how do you think about them?
 
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<s>There's not much now</s> Actually there's a lot of pictures here now, but I'll still try to add a little bit more by the different weeks that come about.

Latest revision as of 19:36, 12 November 2019

For those who are wondering why I created this page, I seriously love the nonsensical captions that YouTube did. And even though I know it's a beta, I would seriously like it if YouTube never changed their captioning things. With that said, these are the YouTube captions that I think are some of the funniest I've seen around.

By the way, some of these captions are originally found from the YouChewPoop Forums involving inaccurate transcribed YouTube captions, so if I thought they were funny enough to be here...well, good job to you guys. Otherwise, the rest most likely was founded by me on random types of videos on YouTube.

Well, start the Gallery already![edit]

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    You win, I'm not going to die the Korea; I don't want to reach peace!

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    I learned that I'm alive!

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    You need to do you!

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    "Join me Link, and I will make your face the greatest in Koridai, or else you will back!"

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    Let me show you who's going to lose a lot of pot.

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    I designed this virtual stadium myself in prison.

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    The Democrats won't let it die!

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    And I got off the hook that are not test but for has anything changed since only the government...

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    Kevin Butler reveals the real name of the Playstation Move: "The Play Station Wwno."

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    The truth of all life as revealed by Kevin Butler is that "we only have to exist for office."

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    We're going to get AIDS!

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    The newest slogan for YouTube Poop: "Where this buggy think he's back!"

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    Frieza believes that evil is with the United States.

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    YouTube has been known to break the fourth wall once in a while, believe it or not.

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    Link wants you to move religion!

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    ...But sometimes, it takes a "Pole Position" to find a high percentage.

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    Fat Mario reveals his and Gay Luigi's real nationalities to the whole world: Norwegian.

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    YouTube, why do you keep on answering your own questions?

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    According to the Nostalgia Critic, we have eight children to watch.

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    The Troll from Central Park thinks with uncertainty from everyone that Mike Tyson is 62.

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    The host of NICK Arcade wonders, with great comedic value, "Is your mom kidnapped?"

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    According to Kirk Fogg, The Beatles weren't you!

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    One deleted scene has the AVGN actually thanking the Glitch Gremlin for fucking up Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!

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    The Democrats have won!

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    LEASING SODOMIZING WITH A PROTEST VOTE AND WHO HAD A NUTSHELL!? ALL WHAT MARY L. IANDRIEU!

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    Obama tried to exploding with diarrhea!

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    The tickets are now dying!

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    Olmec discovers that there's still startling ties to the Clintons!

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    Stop Twilight with any of the current you use it in the house.

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    Please help me, I'm falling because I'm a liar! *insert falling sound here*

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    Apparently, the parties are dead thanks to Tommy Wiseau and "The Room".

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    Steve Nash's skateboard proclaims that 'talking heads overhead the sky'! Try singing that for a chorus.

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    The AVGN does not like hearing about a new Cold War.

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    Well, all right. If it wasn't for chicken, you could call this barber shop "Three".

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    The ship was about to die. And so was a certain king.

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    Stu and Drew Pickles love to argue about the wishes to contribute sexual unrealistic watching and listening.

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    Olmec doesn't think the children have gotten a lot of politics yet.

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    Shaq once quoted the Gates of Hell during an interview in an NBA Finals series.

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    According to the NesQuik bunny, Clinton won!

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    The host hit a lady because he wanted a second chance in Hell.

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    Okay, the next question comes from the police!

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    It's called with a fight, at least with Jim Wright.

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    You know, she (Tila Tequila) would definately get AIDS.

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    That stock of sexual is that's for sure people.

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    Congress and the beast are the same thing!

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    Everyone wants to give me some money!

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    Aladdin, she had who's running for the slam-dunk on?!

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    Why did you ever think that you'd read the book?

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    You want to have sex? With ME?!

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    This guy loves to have some extra use of the 'n.-word.

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    I am not a moron!

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    Apparently, this Christian priest wants to see a Punditocracy happening.

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    Orson Welles once did a pea commercial for concrete agreements and penis.

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    Yes, it was the nuts!

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    I want to smoke a lot going on!

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    Bill Cosby's obeying YouTube's commands by taking off his clothes live! You're sick, YouTube. SICK!!

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    He's got the cannibals!!

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    Behold the Batman's real secret identity: Larry King!

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    He was a kid and ceramic take warning doing now all this business with Cuba.

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    Don't I don't know that the Sega 32X was a piece of shit?!

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    I think we can now have a feast of cooking music!

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    Apparently, Capcom has a new policy... and that sucks rules!

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    The body of the system of citizenship for freedom and see the world through these restrictions.

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    Let me challenge you on that.

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    This is the celebrity Canadian Bacon.

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    My name is Jessica Watch and tonight, I will be breeding.

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    You why Kevin Butler's like this? Because real boxes don't like this.

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    The AVGN does not like working.

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    Phil, all the future of the Knicks that did not! Have her not! Ohio Mark.

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    Congratulations... you are Eighties! :)

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    Looks like the guy from that one video gaming webcomic think's that he's nothing!

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    May all hail the blood sacrifice made for Abu Allah!

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    Sign first from President Bush had been killed by the monster Frankenstein!

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    He needs time to, uh he needs time to the pirates don't eat Christopher Darden!

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    You've got the Jewish vote.

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    She wants to be computers!

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    There is virtually certain points in "The Room".

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    Do you do a movie?

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    Yes, the Israelis bridge this decision!

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    I to have children.

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    Police commissioner said "I think that man and Robin are Black!"

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    This is still burning!

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    It's a minute.

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    Well, I'm not eighty!

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    I just don't like their race.

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    That is racist!

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    The body of the system of citizenship for freedom and see the world through these restrictions.

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    Only Chris-Chan believes that Britain is quite tense.

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    Did you know that Gordon Freeman once pushed some giant quarters into World War II?

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    We don't penalize anything, Nomination.

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    All right, will you be thinking about having done it too?

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    Maybe I deserve some sort of World War.

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    You found a way out of terrorism!

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    There's people out there struggling with weeds.

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    Only Belle from Beauty & The Beast knew that that last picture doesn't mean anything.

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    The next you see an explosion, scream out "Leaf" really loudly.

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    Harry Armis wants to give you a prayer before you play his game.

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    What's your state election, season of Egypt? Just that's the challenge of this.

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    She says the Senators are real!

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    There are not many of the states are among the next that phrase God damn it or tell you...

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    My son died. :(

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    Morgan Freeman, how do you think about them?








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