California

The seal of California. All it needs is a surfboard.

California is, like, a totally gnarly state in the bodacious United States of America! What, with cities like, like, San Francisco and Los Angeles, and cool places like Disneyland and the movie-making capital Hollywood, all you dudes better boogie on down to the pop-culture capital of the world, Dude!

One of their former governors is Arnold Schwarzenegger. Excellent!!

Dudes Who Live In California

• Sonic the Hedgehog (At least in Sonic Adventure 2, dude.)
• Orson Welles (Before he died, anyway. Dude...)
• Temeku
• Super Macho Man
• Travis Touchdown
• Tetsuo9999
• Magic... MAGIC JOHNSON!!! (But that was while he was with the L.A. Lakers.)
• Craig McCracken (Whittier)
• Ron Burgundy (You stay classy, San Diego.)
• Spitfire
• Phoenix Wright
• Miles Edgeworth

Dudes Born In California

• Bruce Lee
• George Lucas
• Richard Nixon
• Tiger Woods
• Leonardo DiCaprio

Other Information

• That dude from The Wizard, like, totally wants to go to "California", dude!
• It's radically hot in California.
• The history of this attitude-ical state will be given in a future edition of Twilight.
• Prinny totally ripped them off, dood.
• Dude! That dude just duded our dudeboards a few dudes ago!
• Californians do not consistently prefer communication in the '80s-reminiscent "surfer manner" you outsiders pin on them.
• They sure do own a lot of sports teams around here, dude.
• Totally known for gold, and the bodacious Gold Rush of 1849.
• We're also multiple champions here! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Whatever you do, don't live in Santa Destroy. It's not a cool place to live in, man.
• To the late and great George Carlin, fucking yourself would become "California style"...Duuude.
• You totally want to be careful of the earthquakes, dude.