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Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
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Description[edit]
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties is an interactive adventure for the Panasonic 3D0 system made in 1994. The object is to choose a set of actions that will eventually make the 2 characters (John [a plumber] and Jane [a job prospect]) fall in love. If enough bad choices are made, then the option to try again is given.
Media Information[edit]
An interactive adventure game for the Panasonic 3D0.
Made By[edit]
- Kirin Entertainment
Country of Origin[edit]
Date[edit]
- 1994
Characters[edit]
- John (Edward J. Foster), the male protagonist of the game. He is a plumber who, ironically, wears a tie for most of this game.
- Jane (Jeanne Basone), the female protagonist who is trying to get a job.
- Mark Thresher (Paul Bokor), a perverted and bisexual boss who is the closest to an "antagonist" of the game.
- Harry Armis, the narrator who insults you for making certain choices. Is also Jane's dad, apparently.
- Selma (unknown), a karate bitch/"Take-Over Artist" who is apparently wanted in over 30 states for "overriding fan-fiction".
Usage in Poop[edit]
While very little of the actual video of the game is actually used, the same visuals and slide show effect have been parodied with other media, such as Hotel Mario (right).
Further Information[edit]
Main Source for Poopers[edit]
- Every single scene from the game, aside from the ones that have been removed for inappropriate content, are all available on Youtube.
Trivia[edit]
- In one option, John and Thresher (the so-called villain) turn gay. I shit you not.
- The game is most famous for the review of it done by the Angry Video Game Nerd.
- Even though the whole game is essentially a slide show, the intro is actual full-motion.
- John would rather die than be a lawyer. OBJECTION!!
- You can actually play this game on YouTube! You can start from here, and find out what you can do from here on out, especially if you saw the AVGN's funny review of this game.
- I'M THE STAR! I WENT OUT AND DID IT, OVERCAME AND UNDERDID IT, I'M THE STAR! HOW BIZARRE, WHEN I SAW THEM THINK ABOUT, THEN I SIMPLY WANT TO SHOUT IT FROM AFAR! I WENT OUT, SO REVEALING, IT'S ONLY NATURAL I SHOULD FEEL IT, I'M THE STAR! (I'M THE STAR!!) I'M THE BIGGEST AND THE BRIGHTEST BY FAR! I'M THE STAR! (I'M A STAR!!) I'M THE STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ARE!!
