Uctions

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UCTIONS!!!!

Uctions (also known as Energon) are a power supply of the universe. They are commonly using in assembling instruction books. Mario has a deep obsession with Uctions, claiming to own them entirely. He has abused his uctions in all ways possible, therefore he is banned from the city streets.

Uctions are also used to make Magic Drugs.

Trivia

• The Hairspray Queen and Robotnik claim to own their own uctions, but this was not proven so.
• Robotnik would have had nearly twice the amount of his current Uction possession unless Fat Mario had already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.
• Uctions is also a brand of bran flakes.
• When invoked, it's own power and that of Anti-Uctions, its enemy transform Megatron into Galvatron.
• Daniel J D'Arby has always tried to gamble into getitng some uctions...but has always failed.
• Was revealed to have a penis for some strange reason.
• Was also revealed to be the alternative Vice President for Yoshi's New Empire.
• They might have killed off elmullet.

Chosen weilders of Uctions

Only a few people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:

• Mario
• Fat Mario
• Mr. X
• Tap Tap
• The Insane Clown Posse
• Megatron
• Q
• Sonic (Both old-gen and new-gen, but new-gen shows it off more then old-gen.)
• Tim Allen (only in his super form, Tim the Tool Man Taylor, and only when fighting dinosaurs with power tools)
• Shaquille O'Neal (Temporarily lost them when he was in Kazaam; regained them when he won 4 NBA Finals Championships.)
• Jackie Chan
• Toad (He has been repoted to meet qualifications.it has also been rumored that he is being taught how to use uctions by fat mario.")
• Captain Falcon (Those who say otherwise will get FALCON PUANCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
• Travis Touchdown (Fuck off if any of you motherfuckers think otherwise.)
• The Overture (This rank passes on to anyone who defeats/destroys him/her.)
• Lex Luthor (Those who say otherwise will be rebuked by him with a loud "WRONNNGG!!!")

Uctions as energy unit

Uctions can also be used to measure energy. Was invented by Robotnik together with Demoman. Uctions radiates Good Medicine and positive energy. Anti-Uctions radiate AIDS and other kinds of evil negative energy.

• Soulja Boy: -999,999,999,999 Uctions.
• Rick Roll: -1,000,001 Uctions.
• FOTEP: -100,000,000 Uctions.
• Mama Luigi: -99,999 Uctions.
• God Luigi: -95,000 Uctions.
• God Rabbit: -95,000 Uctions.
• Darth Vader: -9,000 Uctions.
• Seymour: -8,500 Uctions.
• Kingdom Hearts: -3,000 Uctions.
• Microsoft's Xbox 360: -1,000 Uctions. (Mainly due to the Red Ring of Death issue. If nonexistant, it would be way huger than that.)
• Ganon: -754 Uctions.
• Oogtar: -650 Uctions.
• AIDS: -500 Uctions.
• Heartless: -100 Uctions.
• The rest of the Sonic the Hedgehog Series: -50 Uctions.
• Dr Rabbit: -10 Uctions.
• Wario: -5 Uctions.
• Retard Luigi: -2 Uctions.
• Retard Mario: -1 Uction.
• Retard Luigi`s brain: 0 Uctions.
• Cheatsy: 0 Uctions.
• Groudon457: How many you have -10.
• You: Random Amounts of Uctions.
• SchiavoneTheRichard: How many you have +2.
• Edd: 1 Uction.
• Morshu: 5 Uctions.
• Toad: 7 Uctions.
• Bobby Jack: 10 Uctions.
• Cum: 10 Uctions.
• Boobs: 30 Uctions.
• Gay Luigi: 50 Uctions.
• The Purple Pervert: 69 Uctions.
• One Heart: 100 Uctions.
• Tails: 200 Uctions.
• Knuckles: See Tails' Uctions.
• King Leonidas: 300 Uctions.
• Sonic The Hedgehog: 400 Uctions.
• Sony's Playstation 3: 599 Uctions. (Mainly due to Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of The Patriots, LittleBigPlanet, and Killzone 2.)
• Wii: 800 Uctions.
• M. Bison: 1,000 Uctions.
• Link: 2,000 Uctions.
• Yoshi: 3,000 Uctions.
• Saiyan Link: 5,000 Uctions.
• Steely Phil: 5,000 Uctions.
• A Falcon Punch: 9,000 Uctions.
• Goku: Over 9,000! Uctions.
• Jackie Chan 15,000 Uctions.
• Super Sonic: 30,000 Uctions.
• Hyper Sonic: 60,000 Uctions.
• Arnold Schwarzenegger: 1,000,000 Uctions.
• Shaq: 100,000,000,000 Uctions.
• Mega Man: 199,999,999,999 Uctions.
• The Trans-Siberian Orchestra: 250 Billion Billion Billion Uctions.
• Insane Clown Posse: 555 Billion Billion Billion Uctions.
• Travis Touchdown: 100 Trillion Trillion Trillion Uctions.
• Jesus Christ: 999 Trillion Trillion Trillion Uctions.
• Led Zeppelin: Infinite Amount of Uctions. (At least, before the drummer died and they broke up.)
• Captain Falcon: Infinite Amount of Uctions. (Yes! Yes!)
• Mario & Fat Mario: Infinite Amount of Uctions.
• The Overture: Infinite Amount of Uctions. This could be anyone.
• The Enclosed Uctions Apple: Is The Confirmed Source of All Known Uctions.

The Enclosed Uctions Apple can only be found in the Cave of Uctions.