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:"''Give me a drink bartender ~ '''The Man With No Name'''''"
 
[[Image:Image4.jpg|thumb|[[Scratch]] says. "I WANNA TRY SOME BOOOOZE!".]]
 
[[Image:Image4.jpg|thumb|[[Scratch]] says. "I WANNA TRY SOME BOOOOZE!".]]
 
[[Image:Poop.jpg|thumb|right|[[Princess Toadstool|The Princess]] is a big fan of booze.]]
 
[[Image:Poop.jpg|thumb|right|[[Princess Toadstool|The Princess]] is a big fan of booze.]]
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[[Image:DrunkMama.jpg|right|frame|[[Mama Luigi]] would also like some more.]]
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[[File:Cold One.PNG|thumb|left|Always remember to bring your old man a cold one.]]
 
[[Image:Pickles.jpg|thumb|right|"[[Dethklok|It hurts when people say things that ain't true, but, you know, in retaliation I’m going to do something. I am going to drink more than I ever have in my life.]]"]]
 
[[Image:Pickles.jpg|thumb|right|"[[Dethklok|It hurts when people say things that ain't true, but, you know, in retaliation I’m going to do something. I am going to drink more than I ever have in my life.]]"]]
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[[Image:Lolobama.JPG|thumb|right|Even [[Barack Obama|the President]] of [[America|the U.S.A.]] himself likes drinking some booze himself (specifically, [[no]]rmal beer).]]
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[[Image:Lolobama.JPG|thumb|right|Even [[Barack Obama|the former President]] of [[America|the U.S.A.]] himself likes drinking some booze himself (specifically, [[American]] beer).]]
 
[[Image:Johnnydrama6.gif|thumb|right|This is what happens if you drink too much booze.]]
 
[[Image:Johnnydrama6.gif|thumb|right|This is what happens if you drink too much booze.]]
 
[[Image:Pint of Beer.jpg|thumb|right|A pint of beer's waiting for you... GET OUT OF HERE!! I wanna try some of this here booze!]]
 
[[Image:Pint of Beer.jpg|thumb|right|A pint of beer's waiting for you... GET OUT OF HERE!! I wanna try some of this here booze!]]
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[[File:Drunksnivy.png|thumb|right|[[Snivy]] after drinking too many of the above.]]
 
Booze (also known as hard liquor) makes the world go 'round. Many Youtube Poop characters enjoy booze, but it is [[Scratch]] who owns the word. Booze explains why the youtube poop characters act like they do. Booze goes great with lotsa [[spaghetti]].
 
Booze (also known as hard liquor) makes the world go 'round. Many Youtube Poop characters enjoy booze, but it is [[Scratch]] who owns the word. Booze explains why the youtube poop characters act like they do. Booze goes great with lotsa [[spaghetti]].
  
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*[[Stegblob]]
 
*[[Stegblob]]
 
*[[Temeku|MTB710]]
 
*[[Temeku|MTB710]]
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*[[Joethebluedragon]]
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*[[SirSnivyofNottingham]] ([[Russia]]n Standard Vodka and/or [[United Kingdom|Pussers Rum]], neat)
 
*Many Others
 
*Many Others
  
 
== Youtube Poop Characters Who Like Booze ==
 
== Youtube Poop Characters Who Like Booze ==
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*[[Jesus Christ]] (He turned water into wine.)
 
*[[Scratch]]
 
*[[Scratch]]
 
*[[Grounder]]
 
*[[Grounder]]
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*[[Mama Luigi]]
 
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*[[Princess Peach]]
 
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*[[Bowser]]
 
 
*NOT [[Tails]] or [[Sonic]]
 
*NOT [[Tails]] or [[Sonic]]
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*[[Ganon]]
 
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*[[The King]]
 
 
*[[Robotnik]]
 
*[[Robotnik]]
 
*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]] (Especially when it's drenched all over teh sexy bitches.)
 
*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]] (Especially when it's drenched all over teh sexy bitches.)
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*[[Tyrannosaurus Alan]] (He slips it into the [[Volvic Revive]].)
 
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*[[Super Robotnik]]
 
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*All forms of [[Mario]] except for [[Regular Mario]].
 
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*[[Froggo]]
 
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*[[Scratch]] (What can I say? He likes it a whole lot.)
 
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*[[Link]]
 
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*[[Gwonam]]
 
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*[[Tevye]]
 
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*[[King Koopa]]
 
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*[[Koopone]] (Imported [[Gay|French]] [[Shit|champagne]], to be specific.)
 
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*[[Ludwig von Koopa|Eve]][[Lemmy Koopa|ry]] [[Roy Koopa|one]] [[Iggy Koopa|of]] [[Wendy O. Koopa|the]] [[Morton Koopa Jr.|Koopa]][[Larry Koopa|lings]].
 
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*[[Scratch]] (This much.)
 
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*[[Yoshkins]]
 
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*[[Dry Bones]] (That is how he [[die]]d.)
 
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*[[Dr. Rabbit]] (After he was banned from Youtube by [[Colgate]].)
 
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*All other forms of [[Luigi]].
 
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*Everyone Dr. Rabbit has raped.
 
 
*The [[Demoman]]
 
*The [[Demoman]]
 
*The [[Engineer]] (Specifically beer, while he plays guitar and his toys kill people.)
 
*The [[Engineer]] (Specifically beer, while he plays guitar and his toys kill people.)
 
*[[Homer Simpson]]
 
*[[Homer Simpson]]
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*[[Scratch]]
 
 
*[[Aran Ryan]]
 
*[[Aran Ryan]]
 
*[[Soda Popinski]] (When he has it, he transforms into Vodka Drunkenski.)
 
*[[Soda Popinski]] (When he has it, he transforms into Vodka Drunkenski.)
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*[[Scratch]]
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*[[Angry Video Game Nerd]] (Rolling Rock)
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*[[Dethklok]] (Especially Pickles.)
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*[[The Man With No Name]]
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*[[Strong Bad]] (He says that "A One that isn't Cold, is hardly a One at all")
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*[[You]] after your girlfriend dumps you.
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*[[Barack Obama|President Barack Obama]]
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*[[:Category:Alcoholics|These People]]
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*[[Angry Video Game Nerd]]
 
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*[[Spider-Man]] (Alcohol is his power source.)
 
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*[[Scratch]]
 
  
 
==Youtube Poop Characters who SELL Booze==
 
==Youtube Poop Characters who SELL Booze==
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*<s>Scratch</s> (His booze is not for sale. Deal with it.)
 
 
*[[Wes Weasley]]
 
*[[Wes Weasley]]
 
*[[Ushrom]]
 
*[[Ushrom]]
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*[[Greenback Koopa]]
 
*[[Greenback Koopa]]
 
*[[Bubs]]
 
*[[Bubs]]
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*[[Crazy Bruce]] (Thanks to his own liqour store.)
 
[[Category: YouTube Poop One-liners]]
 
[[Category: YouTube Poop One-liners]]
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*Mr. Ratburn
  
 
==Types of BOOZE==
 
==Types of BOOZE==
  
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*Whisky (Corn)
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*Whisky (Various grains)
 
**[[Irish]] Whisky
 
**[[Irish]] Whisky
 
**[[Scottish|Scotch]] Whisky
 
**[[Scottish|Scotch]] Whisky
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**[[America]]n Whisky
 
**[[America]]n Whisky
 
***Bourbon Whisky
 
***Bourbon Whisky
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*[[Soda Popinski|Vodka]] (Potatoes)
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*[[Soda Popinski|Vodka]] (Potatoes, various grains)
 
*[[Japan|Sake]] (Rice)
 
*[[Japan|Sake]] (Rice)
 
*[[Jesus Christ|Wine]] (Grapes)
 
*[[Jesus Christ|Wine]] (Grapes)
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**[[Shit|Champagne]]
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**Champagne
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*[[Bleach|Gin]] (Juniper berries)
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*[[Bleach|Gin]] (grain alcohol with Juniper berries)
 
*[[Homer Simpson|Beer]] (various grains, flavoured with [[Hop]]s)
 
*[[Homer Simpson|Beer]] (various grains, flavoured with [[Hop]]s)
 
**Lager
 
**Lager
 
***[[Shit|Light/Lite]]
 
***[[Shit|Light/Lite]]
 
**Ale
 
**Ale
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***[[England|Brown Ale]]
 
***Pale Ale
 
***Pale Ale
 
***Barley Wine
 
***Barley Wine
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**Stout
 
**Stout
 
**Porter
 
**Porter
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*Meade (Honey)
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*Mead (Honey)
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*Rum (Sugar)
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*[[:Category:Pirates|Rum]] (Sugar)
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*[[Mexico|Tequila]] (Blue Agave)
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*Hard Cider ([[Apple]]s)
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**[[Demoman|Scrumpy]] [only produced in SW [[England]]]
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*[[Mexico|Tequila]] (Blue Agave) [only produced in [[Mexico]]]
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*Brandy (gr[[Donkey Kong|apes]])
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**Cognac [only produced in Cognac, [[France]].]
 
*[[Energon]] (various energy sources)
 
*[[Energon]] (various energy sources)
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*Pruno [Prison Wine] (assorted fruits, based on inmate availability)
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
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[[File:Givemeadrink.gif|thumb|right|300px|Peoples' reflexes tend to be less responsive when they drink too much booze.]]
 
*The word booze derived from the Dutch word "buizen" (to drink to excess), but by the the 16th century, England adopted the word and changed it to "buizing", where they later turned the infinitive of that verb into a slang noun for liquor.
 
*The word booze derived from the Dutch word "buizen" (to drink to excess), but by the the 16th century, England adopted the word and changed it to "buizing", where they later turned the infinitive of that verb into a slang noun for liquor.
 
*The earliest form of booze comes from Iraq, [[Over 9000|9,000 years ago]].
 
*The earliest form of booze comes from Iraq, [[Over 9000|9,000 years ago]].
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***Alcohol poisoning can lead to [[death]].
 
***Alcohol poisoning can lead to [[death]].
 
*Europe is the undoubted capital of booze, with beer, wine, vodka, and other types of booze.
 
*Europe is the undoubted capital of booze, with beer, wine, vodka, and other types of booze.
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**The capital of beer would be [[Germany]], which actually has a whole festival dedicated to beer (see above).
 
 
*In the 1920s, there was a ban on alcoholic beverages in the [[United States]], which lasted until 1933.
 
*In the 1920s, there was a ban on alcoholic beverages in the [[United States]], which lasted until 1933.
 
**This led to bootlegging of booze by [[Koopone|gangs]], as well as speakeasies.
 
**This led to bootlegging of booze by [[Koopone|gangs]], as well as speakeasies.
 
*Everyone, aside from teetotalers, loves various types of booze.
 
*Everyone, aside from teetotalers, loves various types of booze.
 
*According to [[Philadelphia|Benjamin Franklin]], beer is proof that [[God]] [[love]]s us and wants us to be happy.
 
*According to [[Philadelphia|Benjamin Franklin]], beer is proof that [[God]] [[love]]s us and wants us to be happy.
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*Nathna Explosion of [[Dethklok]] believes that booze isn't food, while William Murderface proclaimed that he'd rather chop off his own [[dick|ding-dong]] than admit that.
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*Nathan Explosion of [[Dethklok]] believes that booze isn't food, while William Murderface proclaimed that he'd rather chop off his own [[dick|ding-dong]] than admit that.
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*Various [[cheese]]es are commonly eaten with various types of booze, usually wine, but sometimes other boozes with other types of cheese (such as weisslacker, which is eaten with beer).
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*[[Batman]] believes that while [[Robin]]'s chest pain may be drinkers, they're also human beings.

Latest revision as of 19:38, 28 January 2018

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This article refers to either a food found in Youtube Poop, or an article related to food. Either way, it sure is delicious. MMMMMMMMMM, food!


"Give me a drink bartender ~ The Man With No Name"
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Scratch says. "I WANNA TRY SOME BOOOOZE!".
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The Princess is a big fan of booze.
Always remember to bring your old man a cold one.
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"It hurts when people say things that ain't true, but, you know, in retaliation I’m going to do something. I am going to drink more than I ever have in my life."
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Even the former President of the U.S.A. himself likes drinking some booze himself (specifically, American beer).
This is what happens if you drink too much booze.
A pint of beer's waiting for you... GET OUT OF HERE!! I wanna try some of this here booze!
Snivy after drinking too many of the above.

Booze (also known as hard liquor) makes the world go 'round. Many Youtube Poop characters enjoy booze, but it is Scratch who owns the word. Booze explains why the youtube poop characters act like they do. Booze goes great with lotsa spaghetti.


Poopers Who Enjoy Booze[edit]

Youtube Poop Characters Who Like Booze[edit]

Youtube Poop Characters who SELL Booze[edit]

Types of BOOZE[edit]

Trivia[edit]

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Peoples' reflexes tend to be less responsive when they drink too much booze.
  • The word booze derived from the Dutch word "buizen" (to drink to excess), but by the the 16th century, England adopted the word and changed it to "buizing", where they later turned the infinitive of that verb into a slang noun for liquor.
  • The earliest form of booze comes from Iraq, 9,000 years ago.
  • In Munich, Germany, there is a whole festival in October devoted to beer, called Oktoberfest.
    • There are also many beer halls, which are large places to drink beer in and engage in social interaction.
      • A putsch was launched in one of these beer halls. The end result, though, would be the arrest of Adolf Hitler and the Nazi revolutionists.
  • Usually, there is a legal age that one must be to drink booze.
  • Booze, in small, but regular amounts, has been found to actually be healthy.
    • Too much, though, is still unhealthy, due to alcohol poisoning.
      • Alcohol poisoning can lead to death.
  • Europe is the undoubted capital of booze, with beer, wine, vodka, and other types of booze.
  • In the 1920s, there was a ban on alcoholic beverages in the United States, which lasted until 1933.
    • This led to bootlegging of booze by gangs, as well as speakeasies.
  • Everyone, aside from teetotalers, loves various types of booze.
  • According to Benjamin Franklin, beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
  • Nathan Explosion of Dethklok believes that booze isn't food, while William Murderface proclaimed that he'd rather chop off his own ding-dong than admit that.
  • Various cheesees are commonly eaten with various types of booze, usually wine, but sometimes other boozes with other types of cheese (such as weisslacker, which is eaten with beer).
  • Batman believes that while Robin's chest pain may be drinkers, they're also human beings.
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