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New York is one of the thirteen colonial states of the [[America|United States of America.]] It is the third-most populated state of the U.S.A., right behind [[Super Macho Man|California]] and [[King of The Hill|<s>Texass</s> Texas]] respectively. The main reason why they have a really populated state is because of the city named New York City. [[No|Original, isn't it?]] Anyways, there have been many people who have been confirmed to live in New York, and some actually live specifically in [[Brooklyn]].
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[[Image:NEW YORK.jpg|thumb|right|The State of New York]]
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[[Image:800px-Flag of New York svg.png|thumb|right|The New York flag.]]
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{{VidCaption|9KJQNMqVIug|Frank Sinatra sings about the city that never sleeps.}}
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New York is one of the thirteen colonial states of the [[America|United States of America.]] It is the third-most populated state of the U.S.A., right behind [[California]] and [[Texas|<s>Texass</s> Texas]] respectively. There have been many people confirmed to be living in New York, with some living in the borough of [[Brooklyn]].
  
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They have have a lot of sports teams for people to root for, but [[no|not as much as]] [[Super Macho Man|California]] or [[King of The Hill|Texas.]] They range from [[No|great]]; such as the New York <s>Bankees</s> Yankees, to average; such as the [[Top Gun|New York Jets]] and New York Islanders, to poor; such as the [[Shit|New York Mets]] and the New York [[Balls|Knick(erboxer)s.]] They've also had many, many other teams in the past for different sports, but those teams aren't allowed to be talked here, so yeah.
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The state has many sports teams, mostly in New York city, but [[no|not as many as]] [[California]] or [[Texas]]. They range from [[No|great]]; such as the New York <s>Bankees</s> Yankees, to average; such as the [[Shit|New York Jets]] and New York Islanders, to poor; such as the [[Shit|New York Mets]] and the New York [[Balls|Knick(erboxer)s.]] There are also teams from other sports, but, these shan't be mentioned.
  
 
==List of People Who Are Confirmed To Live In New York==
 
==List of People Who Are Confirmed To Live In New York==
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*[[Disco Kid]] ([[Brooklyn]])
 
*[[Disco Kid]] ([[Brooklyn]])
 
*[[Real Mario]] (R.I.P.)
 
*[[Real Mario]] (R.I.P.)
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*[[Real Luigi]]
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*[[Real Luigi]] (R.I.P.)
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*[[Mario Mario]]
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*[[Mario Mario]] (R.I.P.)
 
*[[Luigi Mario]]
 
*[[Luigi Mario]]
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*[[Scout]] ([[Brooklyn]])
 
 
*[[Street Fighter (game)|Alex]]
 
*[[Street Fighter (game)|Alex]]
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*[[Ken]] (Moved from San Francisco to New York)
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*[[Ken Masters]] (Moved from San Francisco to New York)
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*[[Spider-Man]]
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*The [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]
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*The guy from Grand Theft Auto 3.
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*The staff of [[4Kids Entertainment]].
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*[[Donald Trump]]
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*The entire cast of [[Futurama]]. (Although, by the year 3000, it would be called '''New''' New York.)
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**Phillip J. Fry
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[[Image:400px-Seal of New York svg.png|thumb|right|The Great Seal of the State of New York.]]
  
 
==List of Those Who Were '''''BORN''''' In New York==
 
==List of Those Who Were '''''BORN''''' In New York==
 
*Little Mac
 
*Little Mac
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*Disco Kid (Brooklyn)
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*Disco Kid ([[Brooklyn]])
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*[[Hank Hill]] (Although he resents that fact that he was born in the [[fuck]]in' New York Yankees' Stadium out of all places.)
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*[[Hank Hill]] (Although he resents that fact, especially in Yankee Stadium, of all places.)
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*[[Mike Tyson]] (Is especially [[no]]ted in [[Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!]])
 
*[[Mario Mario]]
 
*[[Mario Mario]]
 
*[[Luigi Mario]]
 
*[[Luigi Mario]]
 
*[[Real Mario]] (R.I.P.)
 
*[[Real Mario]] (R.I.P.)
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*[[Real Luigi]]
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*[[Real Luigi]] (R.I.P.)
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*[[Mike Tyson]] (Is especially [[no]]ted in [[Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!]])
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*[[Reggie Fils-Aime]]
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*[[KISS]]
  
 
==Those Who Are Rumored To Live In New York==
 
==Those Who Are Rumored To Live In New York==
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*[[Weegee]]
 
*[[Weegee]]
 
*[[Fortran]]
 
*[[Fortran]]
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*[[Snivy]], [[Oshawott]], [[Tepig]], [[List_of_Pokémon#Generation_V|and the entire 5th Generation of Pokémon.]]
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
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*The New York Yankees have won the most championships out of any teams for any professional sport with 27 titles.
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*The New York Yankees have won the most championships of any team from any professional sport, with 27 titles.
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**Since the [[Philadelphia|Philadelphia Phillies]] lost to the New York Yankees for Game 6 of the 2009 World Series, [[Mr. Sandman]] will [[no|now]] go out and destroy 20 buildings because of that happening.
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**When the [[Philadelphia|Philadelphia Phillies]] lost to the New York Yankees for Game 6 of the 2009 World Series, [[Mr. Sandman]] went and destroyed 20 buildings because of that happening.
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*This is also the place where Eastcoast Rap was born from.
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*This is also the place where East Coast Rap was born from.
 
*[[Nintendo]] World (formerly the [[Pokémon]] Center) is located here.
 
*[[Nintendo]] World (formerly the [[Pokémon]] Center) is located here.
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**Niagara Falls is also partially located here (it's other partial home is in Toronto, Ontario, Canada), which is a really nice place.
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**Niagara Falls is also partially located here (which is also in Toronto, Ontario, [[Canada]]), which is a really nice place.
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*[[Frollo]] once decided to burn down all of New York instead of Paris for some strange reason.
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*[[Frollo]] once decided to burn down all of New York instead of Paris, for some strange reason.
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*The Statue of Liberty was given to us by France.
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*The Empire State Building is often climbed by [[Donkey Kong|King Kong]], who then gets shot at by [[Top Gun|planes]] and falls to his [[death]].
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*There used to be two tall buildings, collectively called the World Trade Center. And then some EurAsian assholes destroyed it. Goddamn them all to [[Hell]].
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*The Decepticons once tried to turn New York into "New Cybertron". They were soon thwarted by the Autobots. In that same attack, Devastator pulled a King Kong, by climbing up the Empire State Building.
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*The Empire State Building is often climbed by King Kong, who then gets shot at by planes and falls to his death.
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*New York was also attacked by [[Godzilla]] and the Cloverfield monster. Jeez man, what's up with all these monsters and their constant fascination with New York, anyways?!
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*The Decepticons once tried to turn New York into "New Cybertron". They were soon thwarted by the Autobots.
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{{Vid|p72xvhiWFjA}}
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*[[Hilary Clinton]] was a Senator from the state of New York, before she was appointed to the office of Secretary of State. Before that, she was known as the First Lady for then-President [[Bill Clinton]].
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*Is home to the largest present ever given, the Statue of Liberty, which was given to the United States by [[France]] during the 19th century.
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*The team of [[Mario]], [[Luigi]], and [[Princess Peach]] once played the Beastie Boys (native New Yorkers) in a park in New York. You decide how that game ended!
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*New York has its own style of [[pizza]], which tends to be wide, thin and foldable, rivaling [[Chicago]]-style of pizza, which is a deep and stuffed style.
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*The Unova region in [[Pokemon]] is based on New York, as well as the surrounding areas, instead of a part of [[Japan]] like previous games.
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*Was previously called "New Amsterdam", until the [[British]] took the area from the Dutch and named it "New York", for the [[Snivy|Duke of York]].
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**Ironically, the city of New York is much bigger than the city of York, in the [[United Kingdom]].
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*New York City is the most populated city in the [[United States]], but only 18th when compared to the rest of the world. Eh, at least it's bigger than [[California|L.A.]]
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*New York was attacked by terrorists on the date of September 11th, 2001, a date now known, commonly, as 9/11. On this date, terrorists flew airliners in to the World Trade Centre buildings (also known as the Twin Towers), destroying the buildings and killing thousands of people. Other places that were attacked on this day were Washington, D.C. (the Pentagon), and some forest in [[Pennsylvania]] (an attempted attack on the White House, defeated by the heroic passengers). These attacks, which were the worst attacks on [[America]]n soil since the Civil War, caused the [[American]] people and the people of the world to unite in mourning for the victims of the attacks. May we NEVER, EVER FORGET!
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==See Also==
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*[[Brooklyn]]
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*[[Coney Island Disco Palace]]
 
[[Category:Places]]
 
[[Category:Places]]
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===Other Cities===
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*[[Philadelphia]]
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*[[Paris]]
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*[[Detroit]]
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*[[List of cities by country]]
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<gallery>
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Image:9-11 firemans flag full.jpg|Firemen raise the flag above the rubble of the World Trace Center on September 11th.
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Image:9-11 Statue of Liberty and WTC fire.jpg|The Statue of Liberty, mournfully, watches the 9/11 attacks.
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Image:7205.gif|The ever-so famous interlacing "NY" that the Yankees use.
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Image:MSG III 1937 Anti-Nazi Rally.jpg|New Yorkers were the first Americans to hate [[Nazi]] [[Germany]].
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</gallery>
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[[Category:States]]

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The State of New York
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The New York flag.
{{#ev:youtube|9KJQNMqVIug|320}}Frank Sinatra sings about the city that never sleeps.

New York is one of the thirteen colonial states of the United States of America. It is the third-most populated state of the U.S.A., right behind California and Texass Texas respectively. There have been many people confirmed to be living in New York, with some living in the borough of Brooklyn.

The state has many sports teams, mostly in New York city, but not as many as California or Texas. They range from great; such as the New York Bankees Yankees, to average; such as the New York Jets and New York Islanders, to poor; such as the New York Mets and the New York Knick(erboxer)s. There are also teams from other sports, but, these shan't be mentioned.

List of People Who Are Confirmed To Live In New York[edit]

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The Great Seal of the State of New York.

List of Those Who Were BORN In New York[edit]

Those Who Are Rumored To Live In New York[edit]

Trivia[edit]

  • The New York Yankees have won the most championships of any team from any professional sport, with 27 titles.
    • When the Philadelphia Phillies lost to the New York Yankees for Game 6 of the 2009 World Series, Mr. Sandman went and destroyed 20 buildings because of that happening.
  • This is also the place where East Coast Rap was born from.
  • Nintendo World (formerly the Pokémon Center) is located here.
    • Niagara Falls is also partially located here (which is also in Toronto, Ontario, Canada), which is a really nice place.
  • Frollo once decided to burn down all of New York instead of Paris, for some strange reason.
  • The Empire State Building is often climbed by King Kong, who then gets shot at by planes and falls to his death.
  • The Decepticons once tried to turn New York into "New Cybertron". They were soon thwarted by the Autobots. In that same attack, Devastator pulled a King Kong, by climbing up the Empire State Building.
  • New York was also attacked by Godzilla and the Cloverfield monster. Jeez man, what's up with all these monsters and their constant fascination with New York, anyways?!

{{#ev:youtube|p72xvhiWFjA|320}}

  • Hilary Clinton was a Senator from the state of New York, before she was appointed to the office of Secretary of State. Before that, she was known as the First Lady for then-President Bill Clinton.
  • Is home to the largest present ever given, the Statue of Liberty, which was given to the United States by France during the 19th century.
  • The team of Mario, Luigi, and Princess Peach once played the Beastie Boys (native New Yorkers) in a park in New York. You decide how that game ended!
  • New York has its own style of pizza, which tends to be wide, thin and foldable, rivaling Chicago-style of pizza, which is a deep and stuffed style.
  • The Unova region in Pokemon is based on New York, as well as the surrounding areas, instead of a part of Japan like previous games.
  • Was previously called "New Amsterdam", until the British took the area from the Dutch and named it "New York", for the Duke of York.
    • Ironically, the city of New York is much bigger than the city of York, in the United Kingdom.
  • New York City is the most populated city in the United States, but only 18th when compared to the rest of the world. Eh, at least it's bigger than L.A.
  • New York was attacked by terrorists on the date of September 11th, 2001, a date now known, commonly, as 9/11. On this date, terrorists flew airliners in to the World Trade Centre buildings (also known as the Twin Towers), destroying the buildings and killing thousands of people. Other places that were attacked on this day were Washington, D.C. (the Pentagon), and some forest in Pennsylvania (an attempted attack on the White House, defeated by the heroic passengers). These attacks, which were the worst attacks on American soil since the Civil War, caused the American people and the people of the world to unite in mourning for the victims of the attacks. May we NEVER, EVER FORGET!

See Also[edit]

Other Cities[edit]

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    Firemen raise the flag above the rubble of the World Trace Center on September 11th.

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    The Statue of Liberty, mournfully, watches the 9/11 attacks.

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    The ever-so famous interlacing "NY" that the Yankees use.

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    New Yorkers were the first Americans to hate Nazi Germany.

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