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Mario Mario

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Name: Mario Mario
Appears In: The Super Mario Bros. Movie
Sex: Male
Age: 68 (No Joke!)
Occupation(s): Plumber/Dinosaur Exterminator
Played By: Bob Hoskins

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Mario Mario was the fake version of Real Mario, just like how Luigi Mario is the fake version of Real Luigi. For some strange reason, he wanted to have incestral sex with Luigi Mario, even though he was practically his dad as well as his brother. Who knew the Mario family was so fucked up?

He died on the 1st of May, 2014.


  • "I believe it."
  • "What is it?!"
  • "Finally, Real Mario is dead. That means that I can finally take on the role as Real Mario once and for all! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • "Strap your belt on, kid - we're goin' in."