Luigi Mario is the fake version of Real Luigi, just like how Mario Mario is the fake version of Real Mario. Mario Mario wants to have incestral sex with him, despite the fact that he's not only his father and his brother, but he also has a girlfriend in Princess Daisy.
- "I want to apologize right now, incase um, when I start get to get talking, and I start to say things that sound really weird."
- "Mario here brought me up!"
- "He's been my, my mother, my whole life."
- "That tunnel just sneezed us out, and then this giant booger caught us in the air!"