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This article refers to either a food found in Youtube Poop, or an article related to food. Either way, it sure is delicious. MMMMMMMMMM, food!

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Someone attempting to steal your pizza.



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All of the YouChew pet obsessions have fused.
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Even professional basketball players indulge in pizza every once in a while.

"Whoa... he stole that guy's pizzas!!" - Some Guy

"It's pizza time! Oh yeah... no money." - Wario

"LET GO OF THE PIZZA!" - Squidward

Pizza is an oft-devoured edible which usually is bread covered with oils, herbs, sauce, and cheese (and sometimes toppings). Being not as popular as spaghetti in YouTube Poop, it lurks in places like Pizza Hut in hopes that someone will eat it.

Outside of YouTube Poop, pizza is a very popular food. YouChew was no different, with pizza being one of two subjects that would inevitably lead to pages of conversation if it was mentioned.

People Who Eat Pizza

Toppings Commonly Found On A Pizza

  • Cheese (Of Course!)
    • Mozzarella Cheese
    • Provolone Cheese (On occasion.)
    • Parmesan Cheese (Usually as a minor topping.)
    • Provel Cheese (Though this is rare outside of St. Louis)
    • Feta Cheese (Only on Greek Pizza)
  • Pepperoni
  • Sausage
  • Anchovies
  • Black Olives
  • Garlic
  • Mushrooms
  • Various vegetables (actually fruits), such as tomatoes and peppers
  • Pineapple (Arnold Schwarzenegger will kill you if you get this topping on your pizza.)
  • Corn (Mainly in Japan.)
  • Eggs (Also in Japan.)


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Here's some Chicago-style pizza.
  • Pizza is popular in many countries, especially the United States.
  • M. Bison approves of this food, due to the fact that it is delicious!
  • The Samurai Pizza Cats make pizzas for a living, when not fighting Big Cheese's mechas.
  • Do not let Viacom get their hands on your own personal pan pizza.
  • Gwonam owned a pizzeria once. It failed because both King Harkinian and M. Bison did not find the pizza delicious.
  • Marshall Law made pizza for Steve and Paul. The secret ingredient was laxatives.
  • At various points in time, McDonalds has test-marketed personal pizzas at their restaurants. Currently, though, only 2 locations still serve pizza: one in Florida and one in West Virginia.
  • There are many ways to make pizzas, but the two styles that are considered the best are New York-style and Chicago-style (also called deep-dish pizza as a result of its deeper, dish-like construction). Which style are you?
    • On a side note, the worst style of pizza is St. Louis-style, which is essentially a cracker with shitty sauce and Provel cheese (which is a combination of white Cheddar, Emmentaler, and Provolone cheeses), cut in to squares.
  • Spider-Man used to be a pizza delivery man in Spider-Man 2. He is evidently embarrassed by this; when the Angry Video Game Nerd reminded him of his old profession, Spider-Man responded "I'm gonna fucking shove a pizza up your fucking ass!"
    • It's especially notable when he heard a guy say that Spider-Man stole his own pizzas!!
  • When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime.