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This article refers to either a food found in Youtube Poop, or an article related to food. Either way, it sure is delicious. MMMMMMMMMM, food!

"Give me a drink bartender ~ The Man With No Name"
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Scratch says. "I WANNA TRY SOME BOOOOZE!".
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The Princess is a big fan of booze.
Always remember to bring your old man a cold one.
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Even the former President of the U.S.A. himself likes drinking some booze himself (specifically, American beer).
This is what happens if you drink too much booze.
A pint of beer's waiting for you... GET OUT OF HERE!! I wanna try some of this here booze!
Snivy after drinking too many of the above.

Booze (also known as hard liquor) makes the world go 'round. Many Youtube Poop characters enjoy booze, but it is Scratch who owns the word. Booze explains why the youtube poop characters act like they do. Booze goes great with lotsa spaghetti.

Poopers Who Enjoy Booze[edit]

Youtube Poop Characters Who Like Booze[edit]

Youtube Poop Characters who SELL Booze[edit]

Types of BOOZE[edit]


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Peoples' reflexes tend to be less responsive when they drink too much booze.
  • The word booze derived from the Dutch word "buizen" (to drink to excess), but by the the 16th century, England adopted the word and changed it to "buizing", where they later turned the infinitive of that verb into a slang noun for liquor.
  • The earliest form of booze comes from Iraq, 9,000 years ago.
  • In Munich, Germany, there is a whole festival in October devoted to beer, called Oktoberfest.
    • There are also many beer halls, which are large places to drink beer in and engage in social interaction.
      • A putsch was launched in one of these beer halls. The end result, though, would be the arrest of Adolf Hitler and the Nazi revolutionists.
  • Usually, there is a legal age that one must be to drink booze.
  • Booze, in small, but regular amounts, has been found to actually be healthy.
    • Too much, though, is still unhealthy, due to alcohol poisoning.
      • Alcohol poisoning can lead to death.
  • Europe is the undoubted capital of booze, with beer, wine, vodka, and other types of booze.
  • In the 1920s, there was a ban on alcoholic beverages in the United States, which lasted until 1933.
    • This led to bootlegging of booze by gangs, as well as speakeasies.
  • Everyone, aside from teetotalers, loves various types of booze.
  • According to Benjamin Franklin, beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
  • Nathan Explosion of Dethklok believes that booze isn't food, while William Murderface proclaimed that he'd rather chop off his own ding-dong than admit that.
  • Various cheesees are commonly eaten with various types of booze, usually wine, but sometimes other boozes with other types of cheese (such as weisslacker, which is eaten with beer).
  • Batman believes that while Robin's chest pain may be drinkers, they're also human beings.