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''This article is about your dick. You can look [[Boobs|here]] to help expand it.''
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[[image:blair.jpg|thumb|A Penis]]
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[[Image:Evermen.jpg|thumb|right|A non-penis giving us a naughty snare.]]
  
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The PENIS is the thing some people have in the crotch and is mainly a tool of [[Sex|entertainment]].
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You also use it to hit people and play baseball with it.
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[[Robotnik]] has a huge obsession with it.
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==Ways to say Penis==
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Penis is spoken in many ways, here are some variations:
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*Dick (invented by [[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J of The Insane Clown Posse]]) {Invented the name during the year 1990.} {Wasn't invented by [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|The Angry Video Game Nerd]] or [[Tourettes Guy|The Tourettes Guy]] (R.I.P.) despite what popular colture says.} (Is also the most popular way of saying Penis.)
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*Penish (invented accidentally by Robotnik)
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*Pingas  (invented accidentally by Robotnik)
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*Peengush (invented accidentally by Robotnik)
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*Pingors (invented by [[Mario head]])
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*Peaness (invented accidentally by [[Orson Welles]])
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*Penus
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*Penor (invented by [[Piconjo]]
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*Peen  (invented by [[YTWatchdog]])
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*[[DICKIE|Dickie]] (invented by [[Eddy]])
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*Twanger (invented by [[Zippy]])
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*Big red one (invented by [[Zippy]])
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*Johnson (invented by [[MightyKombat]])
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*Monudder (invented by [[ShadowWario]])
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*Donk (invented by [[Soulja Boy]])
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*Dong (invented by [[Link]])
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*Twang/Wang (invented by [[Tyrannosaurus Alan]])
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*Thingess (invented by [[Mario head]])
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*Snout (invented by [[Mario head]])
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*SHHUNEP (invented by Robotnik)
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*PEEENIS (invented by [[Solid Snake]])
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*Mydangger (invented by [[Me]])
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*Bojanger (invented by Homer Simpson)
  
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==People with Penis==
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Only some people in the galaxy have a penis, and they are listed below:
  
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* [[TheRedFuzz]]
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* [[Captain Falcon]] (Has the largest penis in existence)
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* [[Bill O'Reilly]] (This has come into question in recent times, however.)
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* [[You|Jesus]]
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* [[Dio Brando]] (he even says it feels good)
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* [[Rik Mayall]] (Though, it is practically microscopic)
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* [[Robotnik]] (He has been spotted exercising his penis from time to time, however it seems this has no effect as it is still rather small.)
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* [[Temeku|MTB710]]
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* [[Shockwave]]
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* [[Daniel J D'Arby]]
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* [[Steg|Stegblob]] (Can't seem to find it though.)
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* [[Tabull89]]
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* [[Toadomos]]
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* [[Mario]] (It has its very own hat and mustache.)
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* [[Wizkid837]]
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* [[Conrad Slater]]
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* [[Asterix]]
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* [[Froggo]] (Surprisingly)
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* [[Dan hibiki]]
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* [[Bart Simpson]]
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* [[TyrannosaurusReich]]
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* [[Ron Jeremy]]
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* [[You]] (^_^)
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* [[Buga]] (Incredibly small, perhaps the smallest penis in the universe)
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* [[MelvanaInChains]]
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* [[Regular Luigi]]
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* [[ShreddaX]]
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* [[Ken]]
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* [[Scorpion]] (He can shoot it out of his wrist)
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* [[Conker]]
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* [[User:Feghoot|Feggy]]
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* [[Q]]
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* [[YTwatchdog]] (refers to it as a "peen")
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* [[Doctor Who]] (All 10 of them, except Paul McGann)
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* [[Kenshiro]]
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* [[Shin]]
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* Raoh
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* Jagi
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* Rugal Bernstein
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* [[Ataru Moroboshi]]
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* [[Tommy Turnbull]]
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* [[SpongeBob (character)|SpongeBob]] (Possible to have ben lost in the fowl depths of Patrick's rectum.)
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* [[mariomarioecw]]
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* [[Haruhi]] (Although wearing a skirt, This person has both genitals of each gender)
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* Every member of the Beatles
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* [[Sora]]
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* [[Jafar]] (Likes to slam doors on it.)
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* [[Uctions]] (HUH?!)
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* [[Drew Pickles]] (the complete opposite of Buga)
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* All [[Team Fortress 2]] characters ([[Pyro]] is still debated though)
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* [[Scrander]]
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* [[Gaming God]]
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* [[RetardedAnimeParodyX]]
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* [[Manny Rivera]]
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* NOT [[CalTrans]]
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* [[Hulk Hogan]]
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* [[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J]] (Proudly announces that to the entire world) {Is also the 3rd hugest one ever seen}
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* Wendy koopa
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* [[Youtube_Poop_IRC#Bonerman|Bonerman]]
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* [[Toad]]
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* [[Mama Luigi]] (may or may not have one, but I'm not gonna be the one to check.)
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* [[Gay Luigi]] (he wishes he didn't)
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* [[Fred Flintstone]] (although he looks like one.)
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* [[Haydeez]]
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* [[SchiavoneTheRichard]]
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* Justin (from [[Total Drama Island]].)
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* Orson Welles (from [[#71521|The Critic]])
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* [[Angry German Kid]](1 inch or less)
  
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If you have enough luck, there might be a french fry stuck inside your own penis.
  
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Revision as of 15:35, 10 January 2009

This article is about your dick. You can look here to help expand it.

A Penis
A non-penis giving us a naughty snare.

The PENIS is the thing some people have in the crotch and is mainly a tool of entertainment. You also use it to hit people and play baseball with it. Robotnik has a huge obsession with it.

Ways to say Penis

Penis is spoken in many ways, here are some variations:

People with Penis

Only some people in the galaxy have a penis, and they are listed below:

If you have enough luck, there might be a french fry stuck inside your own penis.

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