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*How to cure [[AIDS]] and Cancer. | *How to cure [[AIDS]] and Cancer. | ||
Latest revision as of 18:31, 8 September 2014
The Enclosed Instruction Book is the third best-selling book in the universe, narrowly beat by the Bible and The Life Story of Dr. Robotnik to the top 3. It is the only other thing Fat Mario is obsessed with, besides uctions, fat, and toast. The Enclosed Instruction book contains
unmeasurable power, and could even best Captain Falcon. Only the ORIGINAL copy of the Enclosed Instruction Book, owned by Fat Mario, contains power; the sold copies just contain the information on the pages of the book for you to read. The original Enclosed Instruction Book is part of the sacred trilogy of books.
The only thing that can defeat God Luigi.
History of the Enclosed Instruction Book[edit]
Long before Bowser captured The Princess, God Luigi ruled over the Mushroom Kingdom. It was up to Fat Mario to stop God Luigi's reign. After a heroic battle, God Luigi was captured in the instruction book forever. Then the book disappeared into thin air, leaving Fat Mario shocked. 7 months later, the book was found in Dinosaur World, found by Oogtar, who sat and drew pictures of naked men in it for pleasure (Rumors state the naked pictures were of Yoshi and You). Bowser was able to take it from him, but lost it in a poker game against Scratch and Grounder. Several weeks past by, and Dr. Robotnik began to wonder why Scratch and Grounder were always looking in that book. He snatched the book away, read it, and realized all the powers he could do to win the Yes/No argument against M. Bison and Captain Falcon. He traveled over back to the Mushroom Kingdom to tell Fat Mario the wonderful news, only to be disappointed by the fact he already knew those powers, and won that battle. Furious, Robotnik threw the book as far as he could into the sky, and the book was lost ever since. Other people have claimed to read the book, but we will never know....
Information in the Enclosed Instruction Book[edit]
- How to win Hotel Mario, Link: Faces of Evil, and Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
- Effective suicide attempts for Emo Luigi.
- The articles for this exact wiki....
- How to stop God Luigi.
- How to defeat Weegee
- How to defeat Link Nukem
- Censored bars made by SOPA
- How to cure Egg Luigi.
- How to cure AIDS and Cancer.
- Uctions
- The Pit
- Gay porn
- The Legend of I/.
- The Best Youtube Poop Ever....
- Another Enclosed Instruction Book
Readers of The Enclosed Instruction Book[edit]
- Gay Luigi
- Bowser
- The Princess
- Yoshi
- Dr. Robotnik
- Scratch (Mostly for masturbating to the gay porn pictures.)
- Grounder (Though he only looks at the pictures & masturbates to them.)
- Dr. Wily
- Jafar
- You
- Wizardheimer
- Seymour
- Hinata (Unfortunately she defiled the book, which resulted in it putting a curse on her so she'd never ever be able to kiss Kenshiro.)
- Kenshiro (He didn't find it very interesting though.)
- Soundwave (He denounced it as inferior.)
- Earthworm Jim
- You
- Oogtar (He drew pictures of naked men on page 14.)
- Gaston (Just looked at the pictures.)
- Claude Frollo (He thought that the book was of "a typical disgusting display".)
