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In [[The '50s|1951]], while out for a walk, [[Mario|a baby]] landed on his back. Along with his friends, he helped the baby and [[Luigi|his brother]] get to their parents. | In [[The '50s|1951]], while out for a walk, [[Mario|a baby]] landed on his back. Along with his friends, he helped the baby and [[Luigi|his brother]] get to their parents. | ||
| − | In [[The '80s|1989]], [[Mama Luigi]] tried using her evil magic to de-age him and erase his memory, so that she could revise history. This failed when | + | Sometime in [[the '60s]], the [[TREE|Super Happy Tree]] was stolen from the Yoshies by [[Bowser]], causing them all to fall in to a state of depression, and turning Yoshi's Island in to a storybook world. Luckily, they were rescued from this by new [[Eggs|hatchlings]], who retrieved the Super Happy Tree, beat [[Bowser]], and saved the Yoshies. |
| − | [[Wizardheimer]] [[Phoenix Wright|sued]] Mama Luigi for [[illegal|unauthorized]] use of his magic. The | + | |
| + | In [[The '80s|1989]], [[Mama Luigi]] tried using her evil magic to de-age him and erase his memory, so that she could revise history. This failed when [[Wizardheimer]] [[Phoenix Wright|sued]] Mama Luigi for [[illegal|unauthorized]] use of his magic. The Judge ruled that the magic must cease. | ||
Also in 1989, he married [[Birdo]] and they had a child; Yoshi Jr. | Also in 1989, he married [[Birdo]] and they had a child; Yoshi Jr. | ||
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*Yoshi has a tumor on his back a.k.a. a saddle for Mario. | *Yoshi has a tumor on his back a.k.a. a saddle for Mario. | ||
*It is said that the [[Pokemon]] [[Snivy]] resembles Yoshi greatly. In fact, in fan art, some people like to make note of this, sometimes adding features of Yoshi (i.e. his saddle shell) to Snivy. | *It is said that the [[Pokemon]] [[Snivy]] resembles Yoshi greatly. In fact, in fan art, some people like to make note of this, sometimes adding features of Yoshi (i.e. his saddle shell) to Snivy. | ||
| − | + | *Possesses the Millennium Star, a star formed only once every thousand years, thus making him the Superstar of the Universe, according to [[It is Written|legend]]. | |
==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
*[[Birdo]] | *[[Birdo]] | ||
| − | *[[Food]] | + | *[[Food]], especially fruits (Melons are his favourite) |
| + | *the Super Happy Tree | ||
| + | * | ||
*Humping the fuck out of [[Santa Mario]]. | *Humping the fuck out of [[Santa Mario]]. | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Baseball|Spo]][[American Football|rts]] (including [[Mario Kart|Motorsports]]) |
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*Being the all-time fan favourite of [[Mario Kart]]. | *Being the all-time fan favourite of [[Mario Kart]]. | ||
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*Running out of food. | *Running out of food. | ||
*His enemies | *His enemies | ||
| + | *When the Super Happy Tree is stolen. | ||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Yoshi|*PEEP POO*}} | ||
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Glubba-dub-glubba! I hate wattah!}} | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Glubba-dub-glubba! I hate wattah!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Ooohohoh! Yoshi love [[caterpillars]]!}} | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Ooohohoh! Yoshi love [[caterpillars]]!}} | ||
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|Awawawawa!}} | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Awawawawa!}} | ||
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi!}} | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi!}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Yoshi|*PEEP PUP POO*}} | ||
| + | {{poopquote|Yoshi|*squeals in despair*}} | ||
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Together we own our world. Ha-ha-HAH!}} | {{poopquote|Yoshi|Together we own our world. Ha-ha-HAH!}} | ||
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Image:Image1.jpg|Yoshi's final rapist [[form]]. | Image:Image1.jpg|Yoshi's final rapist [[form]]. | ||
Image:Notamused.JPG|Yoshi is not amused by the former form. | Image:Notamused.JPG|Yoshi is not amused by the former form. | ||
| + | File:Story.gif|One time, Yoshi's Island was converted in to a world made of random materials from the craft store. | ||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
[[Category:Species]] | [[Category:Species]] | ||
Revision as of 01:53, 14 August 2012
This article is filed under Characters.
Yoshi is a green, fat lizard (or dinosaur if you prefer). He is known for his obsession of worms, and getting fat instantly upon consumption of food. He also owns a drugstore with his newest medication, Bad Medicine, sold there.
Background
Yoshi (pronounced Yo-she in America and the Mario Bros., Yosh-e in Europe and from himself) was born on February 12, 1947 in Shinagawa City, Tokyo prefecture, Japan.
In 1951, while out for a walk, a baby landed on his back. Along with his friends, he helped the baby and his brother get to their parents.
Sometime in the '60s, the Super Happy Tree was stolen from the Yoshies by Bowser, causing them all to fall in to a state of depression, and turning Yoshi's Island in to a storybook world. Luckily, they were rescued from this by new hatchlings, who retrieved the Super Happy Tree, beat Bowser, and saved the Yoshies.
In 1989, Mama Luigi tried using her evil magic to de-age him and erase his memory, so that she could revise history. This failed when Wizardheimer sued Mama Luigi for unauthorized use of his magic. The Judge ruled that the magic must cease.
Also in 1989, he married Birdo and they had a child; Yoshi Jr.
Trivia
- Owns a drug store that sells Bad Medicine.
- Also owns the rights to a restaurant in Ludwig's Thump Castle Hotel, which he also supervises the cooking operations of.
- Is a member of the NRA, and loves shooting things, especially Mama Luigi (He even has targets of Mama Luigi in his basement.).
- Is an expert at licking ladies for sexual pleasure. In fact, many bitches want him not only because of his kawaii nature, but also for his really special tongue.
- It is confirmed that he will be a playable character in Mario Kart 7 on the 3DS. Not big surprrise.
- One time, he was a ninja that helped out the poor.
- He doesn't take too kindly on Solid Snake's suggestion on eating him.
- However, he doesn't mind eating Snake himself. Yay?
- Yoshi has a tumor on his back a.k.a. a saddle for Mario.
- It is said that the Pokemon Snivy resembles Yoshi greatly. In fact, in fan art, some people like to make note of this, sometimes adding features of Yoshi (i.e. his saddle shell) to Snivy.
- Possesses the Millennium Star, a star formed only once every thousand years, thus making him the Superstar of the Universe, according to legend.
Likes
- Birdo
- Food, especially fruits (Melons are his favourite)
- the Super Happy Tree
- Humping the fuck out of Santa Mario.
- Sports (including Motorsports)
- Being the all-time fan favourite of Mario Kart.
Dislikes
- Running out of food.
- His enemies
- When the Super Happy Tree is stolen.
Quotes
Yoshi *PEEP POO*
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Yoshi Glubba-dub-glubba! I hate wattah!
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Yoshi Ooohohoh! Yoshi love caterpillars!
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Yoshi BURRRRP!
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Yoshi Yoshi Think Luigi Mama!! Hahaha!
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Yoshi Yoshi love motorcycle. Go VAROOOOOOOM!
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Yoshi Oooooh uggabuggabumchuck, I hate water! I can do it... but do I have to do it now?
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Yoshi Key no taste good.
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Yoshi GASP! That Mean -DUM DE DUM DUM DUM- ...WAAAATERRRRRRR!
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Yoshi Oh, this DOOM thing definetely more fun than tennis!
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Yoshi Fireballs: YUM!
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Yoshi Balls: YUM!
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Yoshi Famo Famo Sheeduck.
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Yoshi BLAU!
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Yoshi YEEEARGH!!
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Yoshi Mmmmmmm...WAP!
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Yoshi Awawawawa!
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Yoshi Yoshi!
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Yoshi *PEEP PUP POO*
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Yoshi *squeals in despair*
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Yoshi Together we own our world. Ha-ha-HAH!
Politics
As of Sunday December 16, 2007, Yoshi started a group of people that were against The Princess and wanted complete power of the Mushroom Kingdom and Dino World. This is known as the Yoshi regime. The following people are official members of the regime:
- Yoshi - Secretary of Defense & Leader
- King Koopa - Prime Minister
- Bowser - 1st Lieutenant
- Wizardheimer - Boatswain
- Larry Koopa - First Lord of the Treasury
- Robotnik - House of Representatives
- Yoshkins - House of Congress
- Roy Koopa - General
- Ludwig von Koopa - Vice President
- Lemmy Koopa and Iggy Koopa - Yoshi's Cabinet
- Ganon - Admiral
The regime is attempting to have The Princess overthrown for reasons as follows:
- Attempted extermination of the Dino population
- Falsely accusing of wrongdoing
- Robberies
- Distrust of the Kingdom
If this impeachment passes, Yoshi and King Koopa will host an election for who will be the next leader of the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario, Gay Luigi, Tails and Zelda remain neutral of the situation. Local opposition include: Fat Mario, Mama Luigi, Link, Sonic and The King.
See Also:
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Believe it or not, Yoshi loves himself some Boobies.
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Yoshi loves shooting things in his spare time, especially Mama Luigi.
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Yoshi when playing baseball.
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Yoshi's usually
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Yoshi has some confusion with how he plays tennis.
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Yoshi's final rapist form.
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Yoshi is not amused by the former form.
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One time, Yoshi's Island was converted in to a world made of random materials from the craft store.
