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==Background==
 
==Background==
  
Yoshi (ヨッシー, pronounced Yo-she in America and the [[Mario]] [[Luigi|Bros.]], Yosh-e in Europe and from himself) was born on February 12, 1947 in Ebara ward (now part of [[Beer|Shina]][[Fish|gawa]] City), Tokyo prefecture, [[Japan]], and currently lives in Dinosaur Land, Kagoshima prefecture, Japan, since 1948.
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Yoshi (ヨッシー, pronounced Yo-she in America and the [[Mario]] [[Luigi|Bros.]], Yosh-e in Europe and from himself) was born on February 12, 1947 in Ebara ward (now part of Shinagawa City), Tokyo prefecture, [[Japan]], and currently lives in Dinosaur Land, Kagoshima prefecture, Japan, since 1948.
  
 
In [[The '50s|1951]], while out for a walk, [[Mario|a baby]] landed on his back. Along with his friends, he helped the baby and [[Luigi|his brother]] get to their parents.
 
In [[The '50s|1951]], while out for a walk, [[Mario|a baby]] landed on his back. Along with his friends, he helped the baby and [[Luigi|his brother]] get to their parents.
  
In [[the '60s|1963]], the [[TREE|Super Happy Tree]] was stolen from the Yoshies by [[Bowser]], causing them all to fall in to a state of depression, and turning Yoshi's Island in to a storybook world. Luckily, they were rescued from this by new [[Eggs|hatchlings]], who retrieved the Super Happy Tree, beat [[Bowser]], and saved the Yoshies. In [[the '70s|1975]], Yoshi also completed his Doctorate in Culinary Arts at Westminster University School of Hospitality in central London, [[England]], [[United Kingdom|UK]], becoming a master chef.
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In [[the '60s|1963]], the [[TREE|Super Happy Tree]] was stolen from the Yoshies by [[Bowser]], causing them all to fall in to a state of depression, and turning Yoshi's Island in to a storybook world. Luckily, they were rescued from this by new [[Eggs|hatchlings]], who retrieved the Super Happy Tree, beat [[Bowser]], and saved the Yoshies. In [[the '70s|1975]], Yoshi also completed his Doctorate in Culinary Arts at the Westminster University School of Hospitality in central London, [[England]], [[United Kingdom|UK]], becoming a master chef.
  
 
In 1977, [[Bowser]] took over the island and hypnotised Yoshi's friends in to fighting him with panels. Yoshi freed his friends and his island and crushed Bowser with garbage blocks made from the panels.
 
In 1977, [[Bowser]] took over the island and hypnotised Yoshi's friends in to fighting him with panels. Yoshi freed his friends and his island and crushed Bowser with garbage blocks made from the panels.
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*Is a member of the NRA, and loves shooting things, especially [[Mama Luigi]] (He even has targets of Mama Luigi in his basement.).
 
*Is a member of the NRA, and loves shooting things, especially [[Mama Luigi]] (He even has targets of Mama Luigi in his basement.).
 
*Is an expert at [[sex|licking ladies]] for [[sex]]ual pleasure. In fact, many bitches want him [[no]]t only because of his [[Lucky Star|kawaii]] nature, but also for his really special tongue.
 
*Is an expert at [[sex|licking ladies]] for [[sex]]ual pleasure. In fact, many bitches want him [[no]]t only because of his [[Lucky Star|kawaii]] nature, but also for his really special tongue.
*It is confirmed that he will be a playable character in [[Mario Kart]] 7 on the 3DS. [[Heavy Weapons Guy|Not big surprrise]].
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*It is confirmed that he will be a playable character in [[Mario Kart]] 8 on the Wii U. [[Heavy Weapons Guy|Not big surprrise]].
 
*One time, he was a ninja that [[Robin Hood (character)|helped out the poor]].
 
*One time, he was a ninja that [[Robin Hood (character)|helped out the poor]].
 
*He doesn't take too kindly on [[Solid Snake]]'s suggestion on eating him.
 
*He doesn't take too kindly on [[Solid Snake]]'s suggestion on eating him.
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|Together we own our world. Ha-ha-HAH!}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|Together we own our world. Ha-ha-HAH!}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|[[Nintendo]]!}}
 
{{poopquote|Yoshi|[[Nintendo]]!}}
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|Now, let's go play together. Under the clearest of blue skies.}}
  
 
==Politics==
 
==Politics==
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As of Sunday December 16, 2007, Yoshi started a group of people that were against [[The Princess]] and wanted complete power of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] and Dino World. This is known as the Yoshi regime. The following people are official members of the regime:
 
As of Sunday December 16, 2007, Yoshi started a group of people that were against [[The Princess]] and wanted complete power of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] and Dino World. This is known as the Yoshi regime. The following people are official members of the regime:
 
[[Image:Custom 1273083838694 supermario64 typoscreencap.jpg|thumb|right|A possession by DiC still happened after Super Mario World.]]
 
[[Image:Custom 1273083838694 supermario64 typoscreencap.jpg|thumb|right|A possession by DiC still happened after Super Mario World.]]
*[[Yoshi]] - Secretary of Defense & Leader
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*[[Yoshi]] - Shogun
 
*[[King Koopa]] - Prime Minister
 
*[[King Koopa]] - Prime Minister
*[[Bowser]] - 1st Lieutenant
 
*[[Wizardheimer]] - Boatswain
 
 
*[[Larry Koopa]] - First Lord of the [[Money|Treasury]]
 
*[[Larry Koopa]] - First Lord of the [[Money|Treasury]]
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*[[Lemmy Koopa]] and [[Iggy Koopa]] - [[Yoshi]]'s Cabinet
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*[[Yoshkins]] - House of Councillors
 
*[[Robotnik]] - House of Representatives
 
*[[Robotnik]] - House of Representatives
*[[Yoshkins]] - House of Congress
 
 
*[[Roy Koopa]] - [[Soldier|General]]
 
*[[Roy Koopa]] - [[Soldier|General]]
*[[Ludwig von Koopa]] - Vice President
 
*[[Lemmy Koopa]] and [[Iggy Koopa]] - [[Yoshi]]'s Cabinet
 
 
*[[Ganon]] - [[Ship|Admiral]]
 
*[[Ganon]] - [[Ship|Admiral]]
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*[[Bowser]] - 1st Lieutenant
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*[[Wizardheimer]] - Boatswain
  
 
The regime is attempting to have [[The Princess]] overthrown for reasons as follows:
 
The regime is attempting to have [[The Princess]] overthrown for reasons as follows:
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*Distrust of the Kingdom
 
*Distrust of the Kingdom
  
If this impeachment passes, Yoshi and [[King Koopa]] will host an election for who will be the next leader of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]]. [[Mario]], [[Gay Luigi]], [[Tails]] and [[Zelda]] remain neutral of the situation. Local opposition include: [[Fat Mario]], [[Mama Luigi]], [[Link]], [[Sonic]] and [[The King]].
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If this overthrow proves successful, Yoshi will assume control of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] as its Emperor, with King Koopa as Prime Minster. [[Mario]], [[Gay Luigi]], [[Tails]] and [[Zelda]] remain neutral of the situation. Local opposition include: [[Fat Mario]], [[Mama Luigi]], [[Link]], [[Sonic]] and [[The King]].
  
 
==See Also:==
 
==See Also:==

Revision as of 04:19, 6 January 2014

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Name: Sir Yoshi ??????
Appears In: Super Mario World
Sex: Male
DOB: 1947 (age 76–77)
Nationality: Japanese
Occupation(s): Transport, Racer, Athlete, Chef
Played By: Andrew Sabiston, Kazumi Totaka, Frank Welker, Satomi Kōrogi, Issac Marshall, Kōji Kondō, & Keiko Yamamoto

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FAT YOSHI IS FAT!
Yoshi before being captured by Dic and Mama Luigi.

Yoshi is a green, fat lizard (or dinosaur if you prefer). He is known for his obsession of worms, and getting fat instantly upon consumption of food. He is a Master Chef and also owns a drugstore with his newest medication, Bad Medicine, sold there.

Background

Yoshi (ヨッシー, pronounced Yo-she in America and the Mario Bros., Yosh-e in Europe and from himself) was born on February 12, 1947 in Ebara ward (now part of Shinagawa City), Tokyo prefecture, Japan, and currently lives in Dinosaur Land, Kagoshima prefecture, Japan, since 1948.

In 1951, while out for a walk, a baby landed on his back. Along with his friends, he helped the baby and his brother get to their parents.

In 1963, the Super Happy Tree was stolen from the Yoshies by Bowser, causing them all to fall in to a state of depression, and turning Yoshi's Island in to a storybook world. Luckily, they were rescued from this by new hatchlings, who retrieved the Super Happy Tree, beat Bowser, and saved the Yoshies. In 1975, Yoshi also completed his Doctorate in Culinary Arts at the Westminster University School of Hospitality in central London, England, UK, becoming a master chef.

In 1977, Bowser took over the island and hypnotised Yoshi's friends in to fighting him with panels. Yoshi freed his friends and his island and crushed Bowser with garbage blocks made from the panels.

In 1989, Yoshi was captured by Bowser and forced inside an egg. He was freed from the egg, though, by Mario and Luigi, who were trying to rescue the Princess after she was captured while on vacation. Unfortunately, during their journey, Luigi made contact with Anti-Uctions, becoming Mama Luigi, who eventually tried using her evil magic to de-age him and erase his memory, so that she could fullfil her desire to be a mother (which failed due to lawsuits).

In 1991, Yoshi, along with Mario, opened-up a cookie bakery. In 1994, he married Birdo and they had a child; Yoshi Jr, a yellow Yoshi hatchling.

Trivia

  • Owns a drug store that sells Bad Medicine.
  • Also owns the rights to a restaurant in Ludwig's Thump Castle Hotel, which he also supervises the cooking operations of as the Head Chef.
  • Is a member of the NRA, and loves shooting things, especially Mama Luigi (He even has targets of Mama Luigi in his basement.).
  • Is an expert at licking ladies for sexual pleasure. In fact, many bitches want him not only because of his kawaii nature, but also for his really special tongue.
  • It is confirmed that he will be a playable character in Mario Kart 8 on the Wii U. Not big surprrise.
  • One time, he was a ninja that helped out the poor.
  • He doesn't take too kindly on Solid Snake's suggestion on eating him.
    • However, he doesn't mind eating Snake himself. Yay?
  • Yoshi has a tumor on his back a.k.a. a saddle for Mario.
  • Once went Turbo and hid inside Diddy Kong Racing DS. His voice clips can still be found in the data of the game.
  • It is said that the Pokemon Snivy resembles Yoshi greatly. In fact, in fan art, some people like to make note of this, sometimes adding features of Yoshi (i.e. his saddle shell) to Snivy.
  • Possesses the Millennium Star, a star formed only once every thousand years, thus making him the Superstar of the Universe, according to legend.
  • One time, when driving a truck full of cookies, Kamek cast a spell on Yoshi's truck, removing him from the truck, causing it to become a runaway, and also spiking the cookies. In response, Yoshi called the Blast Corps team, who destroyed the truck.
  • And speaking of cookies, Yoshi also sometimes gives lectures demonstrating how to make cookies. Unfortunately, he only gives these lectures in Japanese.
  • A crater on the Moon is named after him.

Likes

Dislikes

  • Running out of food.
  • His enemies
  • When the Super Happy Tree is stolen.
  • When his cookies burn
  • Being shot in the back of the head.

Quotes

Yoshi Yoshi

*PEEP POO*

Yoshi Yoshi

Glubba-dub-glubba! I hate wattah!

Yoshi Yoshi

Ooohohoh! Yoshi love caterpillars!

Yoshi Yoshi

Yoshi no understand why princess mad... caterpillar DELICIOUS!

You likes giving stuff a perfect 10.
Yoshi Yoshi

BURRRRP!

Yoshi Yoshi

Yoshi Think Luigi Mama!! Hahaha!

Yoshi Yoshi

Yoshi love motorcycle. Go VAROOOOOOOM!

Yoshi Yoshi

Oooooh uggabuggabumchuck, I hate water! I can do it... but do I have to do it now?

Yoshi Yoshi

Key no taste good.

Yoshi Yoshi

GASP! That Mean -DUM DE DUM DUM DUM- ...WAAAATERRRRRRR!

Yoshi Yoshi

Oh, this DOOM thing definetely more fun than tennis!

Yoshi Yoshi

Fireballs: YUM!

Yoshi Yoshi

Balls: YUM!

Yoshi Yoshi

Famo Famo Sheeduck.

Yoshi Yoshi

BLAU!

Yoshi Yoshi

YEEEARGH!!

Yoshi Yoshi

Mmmmmmm...WAP!

Yoshi Yoshi

Awawawawa!

Yoshi Yoshi

Yoshi!

Yoshi Yoshi

*PEEP PUP POO*

Yoshi Yoshi

*squeals in despair*

Yoshi Yoshi

Together we own our world. Ha-ha-HAH!

Yoshi Yoshi

Nintendo!

Yoshi Yoshi

Now, let's go play together. Under the clearest of blue skies.

Politics

As of Sunday December 16, 2007, Yoshi started a group of people that were against The Princess and wanted complete power of the Mushroom Kingdom and Dino World. This is known as the Yoshi regime. The following people are official members of the regime:

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A possession by DiC still happened after Super Mario World.

The regime is attempting to have The Princess overthrown for reasons as follows:

  • Attempted extermination of the Dino population
  • Falsely accusing of wrongdoing
  • Robberies
  • Distrust of the Kingdom

If this overthrow proves successful, Yoshi will assume control of the Mushroom Kingdom as its Emperor, with King Koopa as Prime Minster. Mario, Gay Luigi, Tails and Zelda remain neutral of the situation. Local opposition include: Fat Mario, Mama Luigi, Link, Sonic and The King.

See Also:

Yoshi's gives this article about him a perfect 10 (See, I told you that he loves giving stuff a perfect 10.).