Notice: We are aware that many of the Chewiki’s images are still broken. We promise: we will try our best to fix it, but we don't guarantee that the fix will be trivial.

GiromCalica

From Chewiki Archive - YouChew: 1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
NicePooper.jpg This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.


In brief

GiromCalica is a guy that cannot think of a job to pick, so he chose video editing instead. He likes everything that isn't gay or emo. He gets sources unknown or such to his friends or youtube users.

History

GiromCalica joined Youtube at 2009. He was interested in making Youtube poops but because he only has Windows Movie Maker, they suck badly. But now he found videos on how to get premium softwares with no price (Sony Vegas Pro 8, Macromedia Flash Pro 8). Now that he got it at age 12, he already knew how to use it. He shares what he done to facebook and his friends are inquisitive about doing those kinds of videos. His friends are stupid to know how he did it. He also shares Youtube Poop phrases or sentences, like King Harkinian's "My Boy" or Morshu's "MMM Richer!". Due to the fact that he shares it to many public humans, even the teacher also got infected by his Youtube Poop world. He can make videos when he has ideas, and he creates them 1 - 7 hours or non stop. He has a little joke called *Insert verb here* TWICE but not yet have turned famous. He also has a large head about stuff from other worlds. He finally gets to make an awesome youtube poop when he is approximately at age 12.76. (That was when he was watching Imaperson's poops)


First poop seen

Best of youtube poop part 1

First poop made

Youtube Poop 1 (Sucks so badly I hate it)

Style

He was using video sources and mixing them to make it look epic. That is why he likes Imaperson, due to his epicness.

Preferred Sources

Preferred Methods

Preferred Images

Preferred Software

Sony Vegas Pro 8

Likes

Fears

  • Cockroaches
  • Death
  • Dengue-carrying mosquitoes

Dislikes

Influences

Undefined

Fans

Other Information

Undefined

Trivia

  • He is the one that has HALF of his whole comments with thumbs up (Due to the Justin Bieber jokes, saying stuff that were correct, and other stuff).
  • He uses Madness Combat as a Youtube Poop source.
  • He wanted to have many video sources, like Imaperson.
  • He got premium softwares without paying.
    Error creating thumbnail: File missing
    This is the portal in his loose tile. Must be because the house where he lives in was 9000 years old or was tested by scientists...
  • He doesn't go outside that much so he stays making videos.
  • He doesn't play games so much. Instead, he uses parts of a game and make a youtube poop out of it (Ex: God of War, Grand Theft Auto).
  • He was once a fan of Lucky Star. Ironically, he could not make a Youtube Poop out of it. He now BLAMS (meaning for hates) Lucky Star.
  • He uses Hypercam2 when he cannot get the video source at Youtube or other websites.
  • It is rumored that one of his cousins are gay (SO FUCKING GAY THAT HIS COUSIN WANTS TO HAVE A SEX TRANSPLANT).
  • Once invented the P.I.N.G.A.S. agency, but that idea was stolen by a nice handsome person fraud that said to him "Sir, I thank you for this idea, but I'm going to steal it for the name of my new website I promise I'll give you a shout out ok?"
  • Was the one who heard Rick Astley's song "Never Gonna Give You Up" music for OVER 9000 minutes and STILL lived.
  • Was the one that collects video sources to be epic.
  • Proves that 4 x 1 is equals to a clown with a flamethrower.
  • Was the neighbor of book masturbating wizard, Osama Bin Laden, Bali, and Fat Mario. Well, only in his mysterious portal basement in one of his loose tile.
  • FOREVER hates pwn3d99, a fucking crap bitch.
  • Can eat a whole banana in just one bite.
  • Killed a Stone using a bird.
  • Likes Justin Bieber so much he hates him.
  • Kills those that don't like his ideas.
  • Can turn drugs into salt.
  • Was a rich person.
  • Has never ever been in love with women. Even Bridget.
  • He is the MOST undefined human in Earth. Second to Q.
  • Was given a promotion by Dr. Robotnik for giving gold that was dug from Antamok, Philippines.
  • Accidentally shot a serial killer with a P90 after giving cake.
  • It is rumored that he (Accidentally) murdered the guy who was supposed to murder him.
  • He choked Arthur Read with a Dildo because he (Arthur) bombed his house, but he (Arthur) pretended to be dead so GiromCalica would go away and throw his body in the desert.
  • He is rumored to be a Psycho.
  • He may someday make a video about himself.

What he learned at school

Links

Youtube account

Other Links

I AIN'T LETTIN' YOU SEE IT!!