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Money
From Chewiki Archive - YouChew:
1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
Money is what everyone loves other than Magic Drugs and Uctions. It is written, all true warriors strive for money. Lickboot, Wario, Scrooge McDuck, Kaiba, and other people listed below are especially fond of money. Grab that cash and with your hands make a stash.
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Money became a fad after Ophios made a short video featuring Lickboot from the first Tom and Jerry movie , cutting out the audio where he says "money", and replacing it with the line "Money" from a Pink Floyd song, unsurprisingly named "Money."
Types of Money
The Money you could be saving with GEICO
People Who Love Money
- Lickboot (He's got to have moneyyy.)
- Tom Nook
- Seto Kaiba (To screw the rules with.)
- Morshu (As long as you have enough rupees.)
- Scrooge McDuck
- Mr. Krabs
- King Koopa
- Iggy Koopa
- Larry Koopa
- Kaz Hirai (The Playstation 3 will retail for 599 U.S. dollars.)
- Phoenix Wright
- Miles Edgeworth
- Hell, all lawyers.
- Lex Luthor
- Wizardheimer (Maintaining a haunted house isn't cheap!)
- Wario
- Anime Luigi
- Fortran (Push START To RICH!!!)
- All those fuckers from Total Drama Island.
- Daffy Duck
- Balrog (The only reason why he joined Shadaloo in the first place.)
- Genjuro Kibagami
- Earthquake (From the Samurai Shodown/Spirits series.)
- Yoshi (To buy more food with.)
- Disney
- Conker
- Eddy
- Joel Schumacher
- Nintendo (Pokemon and Mario... enough said.)
- SEGA (Sonic the Hedgehog... enough said)
- SNK (Their Neo Geo consoles were like over $500 and their video games for that console was like over $100-$200.)
- Capcom (Megaman and Street Fighter... enough said.)
- Marvel (Wolverine on the cover of novels completely unrelated to him... enough said)
- You
- Me
- Jesus Christ
- BALLIN'
- Men In Black
- Jafar (To pay for sex and legal fees.)
- Colgate
- Viacom
- WMG (Warner Music Group, who doesn't want its songs to be used on YouTube videos. How fucking greedy...)
- Mr. Burns (Thinks that money is "Excellent...")
- Vicky
- Burger King
- McDonald's
- The Irate Gamer (Why else would he make a DVD of his shit.)
- The Angry Video Game Nerd (Why else would he make TWO DVDs of his shit.)
- KISS
- Youtube
- Super Macho Man
- MrRoboto113 (One of the reasons why he wants to be a Youtube Partner.)
- Actually, everyone, other than Communists.
