Mr. Krabs is the founder and owner of the Krusty Krab. He is the boss of Spongebob and Squidward Tentacles and is known for being a miserably hopeless capitalist. He is feared for his secret special move, the "oh yeah mr krabs", and as such is prone to faceplanting repeatedly onto board games.
- Can choke on an apple for a seemingly infinite amount of time, apparently as a pleasurable act.
- Once wished that he could talk to his money.
- Spongebob Squarepants, Cindy Crawford, and The Devil are currently partaking in a three-way court battle over the complete ownership of Mr. Krabs's soul.
- Has an alternate form called Moar Krabs, or Morbid Krabs. This bizarre form is one of the ugliest beings on earth, and can only say "MOAR!!"
- His birthday is November 30th, 1942.
- Was a Culinary Specialist in the Navy at one point, possibly during the Vietnam War, reaching the rank of Chief Petty Officer (E-7).
- Still wears his dungarees from his Navy days.
- He is easily mistaken for a robot. This is why Spongebob couldn't tell the difference when a real robot impersonated Mr. Krabs.
- The best way to make him cry is by threatening to smash his cash register.
- He's been known to constantly abuse Plankton emotionally whenever he has the chance.
Moar Krabs (aka Morbid Krabs) is a hideously deformed version of Meeshta Kwabs that appeared for half a second in Jellyfish Hunters. He was created as a meme by kortez3000, and is now used by many others. He is very famous for only saying "MORE" (but is spelled as "MOAR" for unknown reasons).
Mr. Krabs loves money. He will do anything, including crime, to get some of that green stuff.
- Child Labor
Spongebob works his ass off at the Krusty Krab, and hardly gets paid anything. For example, he once forced Spongebob to tell lies about the people of Bikini Bottom. He also has a secret basement that no one knows about where kidnapped children work in.
Mr. Krabs will do anything for money. Case closed.
When ever there is money, you better stay out of his way. Or else you will die.
Despite all these crimes, everybody still love Mr. Krabs. Well almost everybody.
- "Hello, I like money."
- "Ar ar ar!"
- "Are you ready?"
- "Really? I used to have a kidney stone; everything passes eventually, so stop dreaming and WORK for a living!!"
- "Any porn in this store?!"
- "See you in the morning boys! I can't hang out here all night; I'VE GOT A LIFE!"
- "Dimes just don't fly into people's pants."
- "The way I see it, there are three possibilities: 1. You put the dime in me pants. 2. You put the dime in me pants. And 3, YOU PUT THE DIME IN ME PANTS!!!"
- "WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT MOAR?!"
- "YOU MESSED UP MY DOLLAR...AMA!"
- "SQUIIIIIIDWAAAAARD!!! WHAT IN NEPTUNE'S NAME IS GOING ON!?"
- "Maybe Plankton's gone straight... and maybe scallops will fly out of me pants!!"
- "MOTHER OF PEARL!"
- "FREEEEE FOOOOD!?!?!?"
- "That's queer."
- "Hmmm, so that's what I taste like."
- "That's enough banter on my time!"
- "The money is always right!"
- "I'm feeling a little warm spot."
- "Ah, goodness, I hate the pill!"
- "I DID IT! I TOOK THE BOOTS! THEY'RE HERE, UNDER THE FLOORBOARD!"
- "Grab onto my captain's quarters...and HEAVE!"
- "SPONGEBOY, ME BOB!"
- "Ahhhh, you got me! ...Well, at least it's underwire!"